Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Just looking back through old FB posts by Warren and this is his schedule. Note that he lists three March dates, then says "Then next month" - fucking moron. The 3rd March Dedham Dems meeting, maybe Brianna will tear herself away from twitter to actually get to that?


Warren Lynch
12 February at 18:48 ·
My "tour schedule" so far for progressiveness this month:
2/13 Hingham Dems and Quincy Dems
2/14 Walpole Dems
2/17 Abington Dems, Stoughton Dems
2/20 Boston Ward 5 Dems, UMASS Boston Dems
2/21 East Bridgewater Dems
2/24 Boston Ward 3, 6 and 7 Dems, Holbrook Dems, West Bridgewater Dems
3/1 Scituate Dems
3/3 Boston Ward 11 Dems, Cohasset Dems, Dedham Dems
3/10 Cohasset Dems again
Then next month:
3/22 Our Revolution Hull
3/24 Democratic Socialists of America

Warren Lynch
12 February at 17:56 ·
Trying to track down the Democratic Town Committees in 33 cities and towns is like a Sherlock Holmes quest. Some have their meetings announced on Facebook. Others say "we *usually* have meetings on this day of the month on this location". Others have a Facebook page but no notice yet of when their upcoming meetings are. And some have no Facebook page at all, and you have to call somebody on the telephone to find out. If I'm going to call 9 party officials on the telephone tonight, I need some more coffee!

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I think that pretty much confirms that the Wu campaign is getting zero support from anyone in the Mass Dems. Warren is having to scramble around for really basic information that surely would have been supplied to Wu unless they were actively ignoring her.

Warren Lynch
12 February at 15:23 · Malden, MA, United States ·
There is no Republican or Independent running for Massachusetts' 8th U.S. congressional seat. Voters will have to choose between:
-A conservative anti-abortion, anti-gay Democrat incumbent white male
-A conservative flag-waving pro-gun Democrat white male challenger
-A progressive motorcycle boots-wearing, Bernie Sanders-loving, queer, feminist, neo-nazi-fighting, pro single payer, pro cannabis, comic book loving Democrat white female challenger with an Asian husband.
To me, the choice is clear.

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She's a queer female, but she has an Asian husband? Now being a Kiwi I know why Johnnie is a faggot, but I'm surprised none of your followers asked what the story was.

Warren Lynch
12 February at 13:11 ·
A State Senator called me this morning.
Senator: "You're doing great work! Can you come meet me for coffee?"
Me: "I'd love to if I had the $5 in gas money to get there!"
So we're having a phone meeting tomorrow instead. I wonder how many other politics people are as poor as I am. But someday I'll be rich! #TheSunWillComeOutTomorrow

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And the name of that Senator? Albert Einstein.

Seriously, what an absolutely ridiculous lie for two reasons. The first is the ridiculous notion than a Senator would want to meet this crazy fucker, and then the fact that it wouldn't occur to him that Brianna would want in on that meeting, but if she really was ill with flu she'd have covered the meeting with her scampaign funds.

I'll leave that for now.
 
KerryDixon9 said:
I think that pretty much confirms that the Wu campaign is getting zero support from anyone in the Mass Dems. Warren is having to scramble around for really basic information that surely would have been supplied to Wu unless they were actively ignoring her.
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You overestimate how organized and competent the state party is. I doubt they know this information. What it really shows is that Wu should have done this a fucking year ago, instead of making Warren scramble around at the last minute desperately trying to get the 2000 signatures he has very little chance of getting. It's not a surprise that Wu would need to contact the town and city committees. I personally told her to start doing that over a year ago.
 
How about a category for people who want to win elections

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I'm intrigued by the fact that he went to 4 high schools. 1 public high school in Utah, 1 in MA, a hippy private school in Boston (Meridian) and a preppy boarding school in western MA (Northfield Mount Hermon).

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Kroster said:
I'm intrigued by the fact that he went to 4 high schools. 1 public high school in Utah, 1 in MA, a hippy private school in Boston (Meridian) and a preppy boarding school in western MA (Northfield Mount Hermon).

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Seeing how much of a pathological liar and just, out and out batshit Warren is, I wouldn't take any of that information as fact. He probably went to the one public highschool in MA, maybe was even in a sped class.
 
King n Yellow said:
Seeing how much of a pathological liar and just, out and out batshit Warren is, I wouldn't take any of that information as fact. He probably went to the one public highschool in MA, maybe was even in a sped class.
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All you have to do to realize this dude is absolutely insane is just look at his face.

He's literally incapable of making a sane facial expression!

Kroster said:
I'm intrigued by the fact that he went to 4 high schools. 1 public high school in Utah, 1 in MA, a hippy private school in Boston (Meridian) and a preppy boarding school in western MA (Northfield Mount Hermon).

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I would bet this dude got thrown out of at least one or more of those schools for being completely insane.
 
Kroster said:
I'm intrigued by the fact that he went to 4 high schools. 1 public high school in Utah, 1 in MA, a hippy private school in Boston (Meridian) and a preppy boarding school in western MA (Northfield Mount Hermon).

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hmm, fancy private schools, completely insane... lies a ton.

How long till he chops his dick off and finds himself a manlet gook to pay the bills?
 
Thank fuck he's lying, because my eyes aren't strong enough to cope with seeing this cunt trooning out.

Warren Lynch
5 February at 11:28 ·
A disgraced former Malden City Councilor is all over the Internet this morning saying that I'm part of a socialist conspiracy that targets towns like Malden "where non-Americans are the majority," and that my conspiracy is trying to instate Sharia Law while replacing the government with witches.

Warren Lynch
5 February at 15:20 ·
Me, to my friend from the former Yugoslavia: "So I guess we have a fascist politician in Malden. Just like your country!"
My friend: "Please be careful who you call a fascist. We have real fascists in my country, and they killed whole cities full of people."
Me: "Okay, well what would you call a guy who says there's an extremely dangerous conspiracy between socialists, immigrants and religious minorities to destroy the country using multiculturalism?"
My friend: "Sigh. I would call that a fascist."

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Talking shit about someone on the internet or killing cities full of people. It's difficult to say which is worse.
 
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Malden, eh? Well, at least it's easy for him to get meth.
 
Ever tried not defending troons and degenerates?

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Why don't you go over to Somalia and get some fresh water then you fucking nonce

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I hope this doesn't mean that the Warren+Brianna show is coming to an end. It's a partnership made in stupid heaven.
 
I spotted one of the movies Warren starred in had a kickstarter request, and found this: http://archive.is/rABt6

If you go to the youtube channel it's a goldmine of cringe. I actually wanted to request a Warren Lynch movie night because of how shit it all was: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTevCT2mkg0GKEqa0nrfw6Q

From that link i originally posted, it states he is "possibly the inventor of the Brony". The trailer for "Pony Trouble" is just as shit as you can imagine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okS6Au_WiAM. (Side note: can we have "MY BRAIN HAS BEEN FAAARRRRMMMEEEDDD!" as a random txt? It seems applicable he would say this now Warren has a thread).

Does anyone know who the editor was for Pony Trouble?

Edit: So i wanted to know who edited Pony Trouble, and it was Warren Lynch and Scott Malaton. The same people who also own Metropolitan Pictures: http://archive.is/pwHnX

My guess? John edited jack fucking shit and let Metropolitan Pictures deal with everything. Johns entire campaign is lead by Warrens hippy friends.

Edit2: I was wondering why most of their business went to stingray body art. Why? Because Scott is the owner of course: https://www.jewishboston.com/four-questions-with-scott-matalon-owner-of-allstons-stingray-body-art/
 
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He uses his given name when arrested. Of course the first arrest I found was for having a shit ton of weed.

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Now I'm not saying his siblings are ashamed of him, but Warren lists two sisters and a brother on his FB page, but none of them list him on theirs. (And because Warren is such a liar I checked his dad's FB and he does list them all - plus another son who I guess was from another woman)
 
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KerryDixon9 said:
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Now I'm not saying his siblings are ashamed of him, but Warren lists two sisters and a brother on his FB page, but none of them list him on theirs. (And because Warren is such a liar I checked his dad's FB and he does list them all - plus another son who I guess was from another woman)
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If you just saw that mugshot you'd immediately know why he was arrested.
 
With Wu's sperging over Trump's failure to vet people it is somewhat amusing that we are currently running a better background check than she ever did on her only campaign staff.

If his actual name is Bruce Lynch Jr. that should probably be added to the OP\title.

This is going to all go so well.
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