Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[W person cow]

Hey Warren. Hope all is well! So you might have saw in the other thread that John is going to be in a parade tomorrow with another Porsche he just bought. This one is a convertible! Don’t worry though, we understand that it was only $18,000 though. In other words: a real bargain. Anyway, I don’t think we have anyone on the ground in the Boston area, so I wanted to reach out to see if there was any chance that you would be in the area, and if so, maybe snapping some candid pics for us. I know you are not working with John anymore, but I thought it possible that you might turn up there since you are involved in local politics. Thanks!

That's in Braintree which is kind of far. I'm pretty Malden-focused these days. But thanks for asking!

 

[Kosher Dill]

That's in Braintree which is kind of far. I'm pretty Malden-focused these days. But thanks for asking!

What if we pay you $1.75 an hour to cover it? No health benefits or gas reimbursement, we're kind of a shoestring operation.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Warren, I'll be the J. Jonah Jameson to your Peter Parker and buy good pictures of John from you for $8 a pop. I'll pay you in Dunkin Donuts gift cards though, whaddya say?

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think Stephen Lynch is very cool though. But you can if you want.

Are you seriously pretending not to know what I meant saying "butt buddy" when I obviously meant I was sarcastically suggesting you were implying that Lynch was somehow a sexual partner of the Bulger Klan, but not in a good way, instead a corrupt way? I know, there are several layers of implication, sarcasm, and irony in that, but you're not dumb. You know what I meant.

That was a nonsensical claim. Lynch, instead, clobbered Whitey Bulger's own nephew to get into office. That's the kind of shit the Mafia used to kill you for, so I am not believing at all that Lynch is somehow mobbed in. That was a slanderous claim by you. You were full of shit when you said that.

Lynch may be a DINO, but you reveal your own bias when you baselessly hurl slurs like that at him, that he's somehow mobbed up. That was some bullshit, and you should be embarrassed by it.

 

[W person cow]

Lynch may be a DINO, but you reveal your own bias when you baselessly hurl slurs like that at him, that he's somehow mobbed up. That was some bullshit, and you should be embarrassed by it.

Haha, hang out with his campaign manager for 2 seconds and you might re-think that.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I met a lady in Salem who said she was Bulger's henchman's former "butt buddy".

Ok, seriously, did you just watch Black Mass for the first time, or what? This is getting silly. I'm not hating, one of my favorite flicks to come out in the last decade, but the Bulger Connection thing is insane by your standards, and those are loose fucking standards, homeslice.

Dude, you're not fooling anyone with this shit. Some of us pay close attention to Antifa. Some of us have them operating in unpleasantly close geographic proximity. And while you may think "smashing the fash" is totes righteous and/or totes no big deal, remember that after they were done beating young women and smashing MLK Hall at Berkeley to scare off Milo the Nazi Queen, those "old jewish ladies" in their black ninja masks did a half million dollars in damage to the independent, uber-lefty businesses on historic Telegraph Ave.

Antifa are a violent gang of anarchist thugs. They have been classified as domestic terrorists by the FBI. The matter is fucking settled as far as anyone who isn't Antifa is concerned.
Warren can hand wave their shit all he wants, but he should bear in mind that they only thing they appear to have less sympathy for than the alt right is leftists who fail to join them.
If he thinks they're a necessary evil, he may need to remember that he was on the campaign team for a woman who represents the epitome of what they see as established Democrat elitism and privilege. They'd burn his ass right next to the "fascists".

 

[GethN7]

Haha, hang out with his campaign manager for 2 seconds and you might re-think that.

Warren, since you've graciously agreed to converse with us, I have to ask you something.

I understand you are no friend of the Republican Party and you are a firm believer in the politics of Bernie Sanders. For the record, I don't subscribe to those views, but I respect your right to disagree.

However, might I ask what ever led you to believe Brianna Wu might ever be willing or worthy of emulating Sanders' example? Even before Brianna Wu was bashing Sanders in favor of Clinton and then embracing his virtues when it became convenient, Wu has proven to be a political incompetent who subscribes to nepotism, favors businesses and the tech industry over the laborer, is an avowed capitalist, and whose only prior experience with politics was that of being an intern to a Senator, and the accounts of that experience are contradictory and changing depending on when the details are recounted.

That said, a companion question comes to mind, did you bother to research Wu before falling in with them?

 

[W person cow]

Ok, seriously, did you just watch Black Mass for the first time, or what? This is getting silly. I'm not hating, one of my favorite flicks to come out in the last decade, but the Bulger Connection thing is insane by your standards, and those are loose fucking standards, homeslice.

I've never seen that movie. There is this lady who runs an occult shop in Salem who says her ex husband is Bulger's henchman lol.

Antifa are a violent gang of anarchist thugs. They have been classified as domestic terrorists by the FBI. The matter is fucking settled as far as anyone who isn't Antifa is concerned.

Only if they're huffing paint, which may include the FBI. The matter is actually settled in the other direction: Antifa is anyone who opposes fascism. This entire thing was litigated over a year ago, and if you hadn't been hanging out with Kekistan schlubs this whole time, you might know that: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/antifa

Warren can hand wave their shit all he wants, but he should bear in mind that they only thing they appear to have less sympathy for than the alt right is leftists who fail to join them.
If he thinks they're a necessary evil, he may need to remember that he was on the campaign team for a woman who represents the epitome of what they see as established Democrat elitism and privilege. They'd burn his ass right next to the "fascists".

You can hand wave the Merriam Webster Dictionary if you want, but you are on a tinfoil hat trip right now. There is no violent antifa takeover of anything, except some rallies by shit-eaters.
WHICH NEARLY EVERYONE HAS KNOWN FOR NEARLY A YEAR NOW.
OMG facepalm. I can't believe there are like 3 of you who still believe this crap now a year later. This shit is so old it's in the fricking Merriam Webster Dictionary. Your news sources are farting dust right now.

However, might I ask what ever led you to believe Brianna Wu might ever be willing or worthy of emulating Sanders' example?

Optimism?

That said, a companion question comes to mind, did you bother to research Wu before falling in with them?

Yes but the stuff on sites like this I only skimmed. Lolnazi memes and transphobia tend to discredit a source usually. I didn't read much until later.

 

[GethN7]

Yes but the stuff on sites like this I only skimmed. Lolnazi memes and transphobia tend to discredit a source usually. I didn't read much until later.

Alright, fair enough, I can see why you'd hold some doubt given the tone of the information.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Only if they're huffing paint, which may include the FBI. The matter is actually settled in the other direction: Antifa is anyone who opposes fascism. This entire thing was litigated over a year ago, and if you hadn't been hanging out with Kekistan schlubs this whole time, you might know that: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/antifa

Really? That's odd, because they seem to keep smashing up cities, doxing cops and their families, and threatening the lives of anyone who fails to support them. It's a curious thing to fight fascism by emulating it.

You can hand wave the Merriam Webster Dictionary if you want, but you are on a tinfoil hat trip right now. There is no violent antifa takeover of anything, except some rallies by shit-eaters.
WHICH NEARLY EVERYONE HAS KNOWN FOR NEARLY A YEAR NOW.
OMG facepalm. I can't believe there are like 3 of you who still believe this crap now a year later. This shit is so old it's in the fricking Merriam Webster Dictionary. Your news sources are farting dust right now.

At no point did I imply a takeover of anything. They're not trying to fix, run, or rule anything, just generally break shit and hurt people to feel powerful and important for a change. I called them thugs, not an insurgency.

You're aware the Merriam Webster Dictionary contains the word "muggle", yes? They can interpret what they like, but I may take the FBI's word on matters of crime and national security over that of a editorial team, since that is their actual purpose for existing, whereas the Merriam Webster at this point exists primarily to make hamfisted arguments and doll up term papers.
Perhaps that's silly of me.

"Facepalm" indeed. I suspect we may not come to an agreement on this topic, so let's change gears:

I've noticed you seem to be picking up the language and rhetoric from your thread. Have you noticed it all? Not a bad thing, mind, just noticed the wording of your posts increasingly resembles that of the people who post here. "Tinfoil hat", "handwave", "facepalm", ect, all common phrases, but you didn't used to use them much. I think we're rubbing off.

We'll make a farmer out of you yet, boy.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Of course they should have their free speech, but they're gross. Red shirt guy in particular...My friend Rod Webber made this one with red shirt guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCjI0ups8L0

Holy shit my atsimu detector almost exploded when I accidentally left it on nearby while watching this video. I'm not sure sending this underage teenage boy fetishist into the sun will fix the underlying problem he suffers from. All because he wants to collect common Pepe's apparently, sad!

His body language in the seven minute mark is fascinating to watch as he goes from meek interlaced fingers when he knows he sounds like a nerd who missed the point to sperging about his modern heroes of his personal deplorable grab-basket with the steeple fingers pushing against their opposite hand compatriot finger. "Ethics is a relationship." That sounds exceptional on the surface. He also doesn't seem to want to listen to the pope for someone who considers themselves Catholic, but I not a Catholic, so that might be my blind spot on the teachings of the current one showing more than him being shifty to suit his rhetorical need at the moment.

 

[Particle Bored]

Your news sources are farting dust right now.

Get fuct Warren Lynch of Malden, Massachusetts, who encourages murdering political opponents. Some of us have witnessed their shit with our own eyes.

 

[W person cow]

I've noticed you seem to be picking up the language and rhetoric from your thread. Have you noticed it all? Not a bad thing, mind, just noticed the wording of your posts increasingly resembles that of the people who post here. "Tinfoil hat", "handwave", "facepalm", ect, all common phrases, but you didn't used to use them much. I think we're rubbing off.

Is this website your only contact with the internet, dude? No offense, but these are common Internet terms. Tinfoil hat is pre-internet.

 

[Sam Losco]

Only if they're huffing paint, which may include the FBI. The matter is actually settled in the other direction: Antifa is anyone who opposes fascism. This entire thing was litigated over a year ago, and if you hadn't been hanging out with Kekistan schlubs this whole time, you might know that: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/antifa

Are you fucking serious?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...-agencies-homeland-security-fbi-a7927881.html
https://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/01/antifa-charlottesville-violence-fbi-242235
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=antifa+violence

Pull your head of out Wu's axe wound and look around.

 

[W person cow]

Get fuct Warren Lynch of Malden, Massachusetts, who encourages murdering political opponents. Some of us have witnessed their shit with our own eyes.

Haha I'm coming to steal your precious bodily fluids with my endless Antifa armies!
Seriously though, around here there are about a zillion sheltered liberals who brand themselves Antifa. We may be talking a coastal difference here. Some said there were 70,000 of them at the event with the above videos. Others said 40,000. The mayor said 70,000 I think. He got up on stage after and did a press thing to feed his ego about the big march that he had actually told people not to go to, and to hide in their homes, lol.

Real violent lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-voQXg-CbM

 

[Sam Losco]

Real violent lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-voQXg-CbM

Old Jewish ladies lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qKCl9NL1Cg

 

[Particle Bored]

Real violent lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-voQXg-CbM

Real peaceful lol:

 

[W person cow]

I thought this thread was for making fun of me, not pushing conspiracy theories that were roundly and thoroughly disproven a year ago, and are only still believed by autistic civil war re-enactors.
But if you really want to think I'm a violent communist who is roaming the streets punching anyone with a shaved head, go ahead. Although one naturally wonders where I find the time, with all my important Socialist George Soros Sharia Witch Law tasks.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I thought this thread was for making fun of me, not pushing conspiracy theories that were roundly and thoroughly disproven a year ago, and are only still believed by autistic civil war re-enactors.
But if you really want to think I'm a violent communist who is roaming the streets punching anyone with a shaved head, go ahead. Although one naturally wonders where I find the time, with all my important Socialist George Soros Sharia Witch Law tasks.

Well, you thought wrong.
Imma be real with you here, man:
You are the ex-bootlicker of an actual cow that had perhaps 20% of the farms attention at its absolute peak. This is not a true cow thread. This is a thread about a guy who had contact with a guy who may or may not even qualify to be a cow anymore.
In simpler terms? You are the Flavor Flav of Wu's Public Enemy. You were kinda there, but not in a way that mattered, and now are kept around as an amusing novelty.

Nobody here sincerely believes you are a violent aggressor going around and smashing shit. The majority verdict has deemed you a well-intentioned, dimwittted imbecile who was suckered into running around for the betterment of Brianna Wu's ego. The groups you support (like Antifa) may indeed be violent terrorists, but you can hardly be blamed for your support, given the fact that you're kind of an idiot who could hardly be expected to know any better.
To put it bluntly, nobody here thinks you're a terrorist, because that would require a level of action and intent that is demonstrably beyond you.

You need to start understanding the difference between posts made to wind you up and posts made to sincerely address you. I'm really not hating on you, man, but it's a pretty obvious split, and this is getting kinda cringey.

Not everyone who quotes you is engaging you in some kind of sincere intellectual discussion. Learn to determine the difference.

Edit:
This sounds kinda harsh reading it back, but sincerely man, to my knowledge no one here means you any legitimate ill. You just need to start assessing what is baitposting and what is actual critique, because you respond to fucking everything as though it's a sincere point.

 

[W person cow]

You need to start understanding the difference between posts made to wind you up and posts made to sincerely address you. I'm really not hating on you, man, but it's a pretty obvious split, and this is getting kinda cringey.

Thanks. I was confused AF, and usually legit cannot tell the difference between the two things. Maybe I'm a bit "spergy" as y'all call it.
Especially when there is a former City Councillor in Malden who *is* going around claiming I'm a terrorist.
I posed for a selfie with some of those mask-wearing type of antifa at a rally recently to make him go insane. But the ones I know personally are the old lady kind.
He is legit going around being like "Warren is a radical violent communist who is bringing roving gangs of Antifa to Malden to enforce Sharia law" etc etc and has a post about it every week.
We laugh at him. But for a second I thought my fun new group of hecklers had gone all Neil Kinnon/Alex Jones Antifa Takeover Conspiracy on me and had been gross racist alt-right sympathizers all along.
I was all depressed like "what have I done, Brianna was right all along and I've been a double fool".
Looking at my hands like I'm a Schindler's List extra.
All is vanity and ashes...

Warren, I'll be the J. Jonah Jameson to your Peter Parker and buy good pictures of John from you for $8 a pop. I'll pay you in Dunkin Donuts gift cards though, whaddya say?

I do have a lot of pictures in my phone and could use the $8 pretty bad.
But I think this one goes under "bizarre non-backstabbing honor code" again. Sorry.