Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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W person cow said:
And as far as the out of touch Democrat stereotypes, he is as much one as Brianna. He is all over Russiagate. Voehl is the only real man of the people. And he is as rookie as Brianna.:)
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So now you respect Mothman? Wow!

And no way he is as rookie as Brianna. He's at least done something. He was in the Air Force. And I'm sure he's had plenty of other jobs. Brianna has only had a very short stint at game stop and as an illegitamate boss literally paying women $1 to blow all his parent's money with his shitty game. Which almost noone played. But yet was voted "iOS game of the year." ugh uh. More excellent journalistic integrity where Wu is involved.

This is 2018.
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We know the year. Stop saying "omg don't you know X it's [current year] for christ sakes!" it makes you look dumb. Just from one m1lk carton to his pal question mark.

EDIT: Here's a related xkcd
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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Oh I'm not claiming he's ideal. The issue is that he appears to be a very good politician with a lot of connections and funding, and unfortunately, that trumps just about everything. This is the simple reality of the system. Money, savvy, and having the right friends beats earnest commitment to the issues and good character every time.
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I agree with this. Even if Brianna did actually believe in any of the bullshit she spouts, everything she talked about how she was going to go about government was the wrong way. She didn't want to work with anybody, didn't want to compromise or reach solutions that everyone would be happy with.
It was going to be her way or the highway. For fucks sake she's quoted as saying she wants to punish states that vote republican just for being different than her!

As a successful politician, you need to accept that there are a lot of viewpoints out there and a lot of different people with a lot of different needs. There's no one way to legislate that works for everybody, and despite Wu's braindead ideology, people who disagree with her are not completely unimportant. Everyone is important.
Being a politician is about having connections, about being able to listen to all sides of things and come up with the solution that works best all around. Maybe you're biased and you give your side 60% and the other side 40%, that's usually how it goes depending on if it's Republican or Democrat majority... but it's not a one person show and you are not representing yourself.
She was not running for Benevolent Dictator for Life. Someone should really explain this to her (but they would probably be dismissed and blocked/banned).
 
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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Debating her in public could give her access to a larger audience than she'd ever reach on her own. Silencing her by refusing to acknowledge her forces her to remain in obscurity, and thus out of his hair.
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Especially when John refuses to do any work whatsoever to attract attention to himself.

Why the fuck should Lynch do what John himself refuses to do? This lazy piece of shit who supposedly wants to replace him can't even be bothered to answer a questionnaire from the League of Women Voters. Why not? Does he think they're TERFs?
 
Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
The sad truth is, you need a squeaky clean Obama-ish well spoken guy who everyone loves. Fringe candidates will be eaten alive by this guy before they leave the gate.
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Not really. He's incredibly lazy, thin-skinned and not bright. It's just that next to Voehl and Brianna, he looks like a hard worker. But almost anyone would.

Dimethyl Ketone said:
So now you respect Mothman? Wow!
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Yes, I think most of his positions are idiotic, but i do respect that he's the only one of the 3 who's not a total snob.
Dimethyl Ketone said:
Everyone is important.
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You're damn right!

Dimethyl Ketone said:
Whatever you want to call that group... if there are 30 black people in the room and 30 white people in the room, the top 6 black people would have IQs less than 15 (half) of the white people.
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And you wonder why you don't have more friends. For God's sake man, this is [current year]!

Dimethyl Ketone said:
I'm just guessing, @W person cow , but given that you haven't provided us any stories after you of your replacements... is that friend mad at you?
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No he is not mad at me, I did warn him, and he listened to me. There's a whole big storytime about it. May have not fully agreed at first, but he did not last more than 2 months, probably about 1, and was glad I warned him.
 
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Warren, having worked with both Wu and Vermin Supreme, whose candidacy, drive, vision, etc... impressed you most? I understand the comparison is difficult as one is an aging man who is more performance artist than politician while the other is Vermin Supreme, but please humor me.
 
Dimethyl Ketone said:
My question to Warren (and you're free to answer as well) is whether you believe that studied facts like these are to be considered, or (as with my ex) they are to be ignored completely because they wish all people were exactly equal
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From your post, it's not clear how how want to translate IQ test results into policy.

I believe that people should be judged as individuals, not as members of various protected classes that receive preferential treatment in order to, for example, increase their enrollment numbers on university campuses or their employment percentages in certain industries.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
From your post, it's not clear how how want to translate IQ test results into policy.

I believe that people should be judged as individuals, not as members of various protected classes that receive preferential treatment in order to, for example, increase their enrollment numbers on university campuses or their employment percentages in certain industries.
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I agree. Everything should be judged completely on merit. Fuck your "protected classes." If you suck at the job and someone is better but, oh no you were born with a disability.... well... find a job you don't suck at and let the people who know their shit do that shit. Affirmative action is pure cancer. It's literally "hey, these people suck and wouldn't normally get hired because they can't do the job as well, but because of their mystical 'birthright' of being born a 'special' breed, you have to hire them over qualified folk." Trash.
 
Whey hey everyone's favourite Kronk is back.

I do have a question I'm interested in. Did you ever go to their house and if so, what was the dynamic like between Frank and Brianna?

Its always come across to me that Frank is just really boring and by the books, so his midlife crisis is the spontaneous and wreckless Brianna who spices up his life. And vice versa, Brianna is too wreckless and needs Frank in order to get shit done.

And as a follow-up question, has Brianna ever suggested anything outlandish that Frank has said "that's probably not a good idea"?
 
I'm a huge commie enough that Ocasio-Cortez is a hero to me at this point.

Obama being such a fucking pussy that he can't endorse her because she primaried the fuckwad machine politician DINO Crowley just makes her more of a hero to me.
 
ZKWNordman said:
Isn’t this dude one of your fellow Young Jurks? Did he miss the memo on Wu?

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Yes. We call him #TheMadFracker. He hates Bernie with a strange passion and gets really upset about Bernie smear articles from 2 years ago, which are new to him. Now *there's* somebody who might have a crush on Brianna. Would screw anybody over at the drop of the hat to get closer to Brianna or impress her. Truly a strange guy.
 
W person cow said:
Yes. We call him #TheMadFracker. He hates Bernie with a strange passion and gets really upset about Bernie smear articles from 2 years ago, which are new to him. Now *there's* somebody who might have a crush on Brianna. Would screw anybody over at the drop of the hat to get closer to Brianna or impress her. Truly a strange guy.
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Wow. Amy specifics on that?
 
Kosher Dill said:
"Wreckless" is the one thing Frank wishes John was :lol:
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Frank is a weird dude. He wishes John were a giant isopod and he'd fuck the shit out of that isopod and have weird chink/isopod hybrid babies and write Hugo fan award-winning porn fics about them.
 
AnOminous said:
Obama being such a fucking pussy that he can't endorse her because she primaried the fuckwad machine politician DINO Crowley just makes her more of a hero to me.
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I don’t know if that was the dominant factor behind the lack of endorsement. Obama’s list is just weird, like he randomly threw darts at a list of candidates. Some very obvious names in close races were left off, and others that don’t have a prayer got an endorsement. I was very confused when I saw it.
 
stets said:
I don’t know if that was the dominant factor behind the lack of endorsement. Obama’s list is just weird, like he randomly threw darts at a list of candidates. Some very obvious names in close races were left off, and others that don’t have a prayer got an endorsement. I was very confused when I saw it.
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I honestly have no fucking clue what Obama's list means, really. I agree with you that it's just weird. I don't think he really cares any more.
 
AnOminous said:
Frank is a weird dude. He wishes John were a giant isopod and he'd fuck the shit out of that isopod and have weird chink/isopod hybrid babies and write Hugo fan award-winning porn fics about them.
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But, John looks and sounds just like a giant isopod, so he's part way there.
 
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