Want some free hemorrhoids?

[SandyCat]

100% free no questions asked. Get em before they're gone

 

[Testacles Maximus]

How are they administered

 

[SandyCat]

How are they administered

We use third party contractors to break into your house and squeeze your intestines while you sleep

 

[Testacles Maximus]

We use third party contractors to break into your house and squeeze your intestines while you sleep

So do I!

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[JethroTullamore]

I have plenty already, but thanks for the offer.

 

[Retink]

The most unsettling day for me was when I learned the blood wasn't from hemorrhoids.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Sure, why not? They'll go great with my bumper crop of genital warts.