Are you ready to party like Eddie Murphy?
Lawrence Lugar is. Lawrence Lugar, or "WallStreetBoy" is, according to himself, an up and coming financial adviser/ wall-street broker. Just like all brokers, he lives with his parents, carries a keychain made of thong underwear, eats hungry man instant dinners off paper plates, and masturbates to random women in wallmart parking lots.
This is his actual website.
This is his actual twitter.
Now, I'm 100% sure he's never actually given anyone actual financial advice, and that's probably a good thing. Let's take a look at some of his best investing tips.
His website also has some really great trading advice!
But there's more. Wallstreet boy isn't all money, power, and random Hilary Duff Christmas movies; he's a sexual being, and he's not afraid to show it.
I mentioned the panty thing, right? Yeahhh.
He bought a vibrator, in case you were wondering. Oh and did I mention that he loves rape? Cause he does. He mentions it like every three seconds.
He also takes a LOT of crotch shots, often with random props.
And there is so much more, just so, so much more. He tweets everyday for hours on end and it's just always.... like this.
