🐱 Wait, Is Brie Larson Dropping Hints That She's Gay?

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Gird your loins, Marvel fans! Did Captain Marvelactress Brie Larson just casually hint at being gay?!?

In her most recent video posted to her YouTube channel, the 31-year-old, Oscar-winning actress takes on the fun challenge of taking online quizzes about herself...


...and one clip from the video, in particular, has queer Captain Marvel stans in a tizzy.

When answering a multiple-choice question about how her ten-year-old self would be spending an hour-long recess break at school, Brie casually picks the answer that says "I'd probably be on the computer library researching 'how do I know if I'm gay?'" (A situation many, many young LGBTQ+ experienced during their childhoods when they were starting to realize their sexualities.)

While we know answering questions on a quiz obviously isn't a total, 100 percent confirmation of anyone's sexuality, Brie's fanbase is still (rightfully) freaking out about the prospect and took to the internet to voice their excitement...

Until she officially says something, we can't assume anything about her identity or sexuality, but whatever happens, this is (and will always be) a Brie Larson stan account!
 
You know, Brie. All these media pushes scream "desperation" rather than "success". You don't see Scarlett Johansson needing to start a YouTube channel or get an article out there telling the world how "feminist" she is every couple of weeks to stay relevant.
 
"I'd probably be on the computer library researching 'how do I know if I'm gay?'"
No one, even unironically, says this and actually means it. This is what we like to call, ”When Pandering Goes Really Wrong”
 
Her being a homosexual is irrelevant. What is indeed self-evident, she is a gigantic faggot
 
What happens if she's gay?
Nothing. Gay is so 2007. She's gonna need to troon like Elliot for the real prestige.

Come on, Brie. As a boring white chick in her early 30s, you're not too old to jump on the "nonbinary" train. You basically get the tranny victim perks but none of the life-nuking that comes from going full troon.
 
I could care less if she's gay or even two midgets in a trench coat. Hit me up when her ass ins't concave.
 
Poor Briebrie, getting desperate as your totally genuine Youtube is crashing and burning?

Trooning out not an option either, Elliot beat you to it...
Adopt a kid that comes out as trans? Shit, that Afrikaner got you beat, with a racial twist too!

Perhaps you can shack up with other current bottom of the barrel actors (batwoman, watchmen, StarTrek STD/Picard) and come out as lezzo polyamorous? Bonus points and assclaps for a nice racial mix!
 
Why the sudden explosion of articles about the sexual proclivities of actresses?

Are they spooked by the death of movie theaters?
 
Wait, does anybody give a fuck to what this cat lady is saying?
According to YouTube, yes... all 468k of them
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Although, her view count is far less in numbers, so make of that what you will.
 
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