waifuism pill

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Hello this is Detective Carey. We're sending a squad car over to confinscate all your electronics, and drag you to fat camp.

If you are found to not be sufficiently chonky enough for fat camp, you will be force fed donuts by Officer Balls until you are adequately rotund, and then sent to fat camp.
 
I had a waifu once, but then someone made a doujin of her getting fucked by a nigger. I of course did the right thing and kill that bitch, straight into the paper shredder she went.
If you where forced by God to go back in time and explain this to Romans Senators how would you do it?
Caligula might understand, I'm sure some dudes jerked it to statues so you could use that as an analog.
 
Your waifu isn't real. She is the collective work of an artist, writer and voice actor. A work of fiction created to be appealing to the ronery. If she were real she'd never have sex with you anyway.
I will send you a crate of k-on! on bluray to your home. This is your only warning.
 
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