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It looks like some family heirloom of Beckys I dont know how AL the home decor specialist isn't cringing at it. For all we know it came with the house. You would think she woulda redesigned the room with new shit. But then again, it's not her place so she doesnt give two shits.
Got a Louis XIV look about it so doesn't fit in with Becky's Plantagenet lineage.
 
So...what'll happen when the car inevitably gets repaired? Will her, still sitting in the back seat after the fact just confirm that she was making the entire thing up?

With all of that spare 10k income she has coming in per month, you'd imagine a new bedroom furniture set would have been in order.

That thing has over 100K miles on it right and is like a 2013? Didn't someone speculate it was a fleet car? I wonder if they paid cash for it because of big AL's bank and credit issues. I'd hazard a guess you could get something like that in BFE Kentucky, for 4-5K. Someone stop me if I'm way off base here.

In general, it's so obvious she doesn't make even close to 10K a month. Based on her habits I'd say it's about 4K. 2K probably for food every month, 1K on random walmart crap, and 1K or so for bills.
 
Hoo boy I'm not sure if my sides are ready for the youtube comments on this one :story:

unbelievable someone that fat has no boobs at all.

Reminder that for the longest time this is what we said about Amberlynn. But she finally got so fat she grew tits. Becky will get there someday, if she doesn't take action.
 
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Poor car. With Big Al in the back, this is only a matter of time... :autism: :autism: :autism:
 
"I can't even believe this happened..."

Neither can I gorl, neither can I!

Seriously AL, you lie about as well as a child can...
 
So...what'll happen when the car inevitably gets repaired? Will her, still sitting in the back seat after the fact just confirm that she was making the entire thing up?

With all of that spare 10k income she has coming in per month, you'd imagine a new bedroom furniture set would have been in order.
Makes you wonder just how much of the furniture was really Dustys as I dont see nearly the amount of stuff in their room now. I wonder if a lot of it was bought with Dusty's CC or its rotting in storage somewhere
 
Of course, she could do what most of us would do if the passenger door was a bit dinked - get in the driver's side and scoot over.

What? You know you'd laugh too...

@xenomorph I reckon most of the furniture got left behind. Her leaving smelled very strongly of a midnight flit, and we know from Rafe the place stank. Destiny had to fight for the few things she was allowed to take (despite owning at least half) and I'd guess the rest just got left for the poor landlord to sort out.

I'm sure that's one of the reasons she has to wait until she can nag Becky to move out. She can't pre-empt it by renting somewhere herself and I'd bet that's one of the reasons why. Their last place still had mountains of shit in it long after Density had gone and it never made it to the Fairy Palace. Besides, she may never have "broke a furniture" (CRAAAAACK!) but she sure as hell had stress incontinence over all of it.

Tho it'd be funny if it were all in storage and some spiv bought it at auction, hoping to make a killing. Ten tons of the crappiest tat Wommart has ever produced and more ammonia than a fertilizer factory!
 
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I get the impression this is footage of Becky after Amber showed her Kiwi Farms for the first time ever, her ass is super chapped about the way she pronounces wommart. Might explain why she was such a salty cunt in the YouNow stream.

I might be late but what the fuck? Amber talks about her childhood all the time and never cries about it, why was she crying to her therapist about it? Her therapist is going to see right through this manipulative shit when she starts trying to dig in and make progress, Amber can't blame her childhood forever.

"My life is routine and boring so I can't vlog everyday." So stop being a vlogger, fuckin'... get a real job.
 
"My life is routine and boring so I can't vlog everyday." So stop being a vlogger, fuckin'... get a real job.

Yeah but this is AL we are talking about. Making her vlogs more exciting would take effort, thought, planning, and learning basic editing skills. I'm thinking we are going to get these sit down videos until she dies, because if she hasn't woken up yet to the fact that she's slowly killing herself, I don't think she ever will. *sigh*
 
Look at her trying to be tough, it's hilarious. Look at that fucking sty of a room, get your shit together Becky this is just tragic.

They are like Sid and Nancy lard edition
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Since we can't actually see the car damage, I would like to propose several theories.

A: The popular one that fuck all nothing happened.

B: Hamber is so fat, when she tried to get out she hit some one's ride and they seriously drove off. Can you imagine if she shouldered up a door/sort of fell into it? Which I can see her doing to try and build momentum up to get out of her own car?

Also it's likely she doesn't have insurance. Unless KY is one of the states where it is required can you see her even bothering with it? Her insurance premiums would likely be rather high.
 
Since we can't actually see the car damage, I would like to propose several theories.

A: The popular one that fuck all nothing happened.

B: Hamber is so fat, when she tried to get out she hit some one's ride and they seriously drove off. Can you imagine if she shouldered up a door/sort of fell into it? Which I can see her doing to try and build momentum up to get out of her own car?

Also it's likely she doesn't have insurance. Unless KY is one of the states where it is required can you see her even bothering with it? Her insurance premiums would likely be rather high.
Its against the law to not have car insurance. She would be fined big time not having it on the car.
 
Those damn drawers.

Since we can't actually see the car damage, I would like to propose several theories.

A: The popular one that fuck all nothing happened.

B: Hamber is so fat, when she tried to get out she hit some one's ride and they seriously drove off. Can you imagine if she shouldered up a door/sort of fell into it? Which I can see her doing to try and build momentum up to get out of her own car?

Also it's likely she doesn't have insurance. Unless KY is one of the states where it is required can you see her even bothering with it? Her insurance premiums would likely be rather high.

It looks like you are legally required to have at least liability, but that doesn't mean everyone has insurance. If she has a loan, I believe full coverage is required.
 
Its against the law to not have car insurance. She would be fined big time not having it on the car.

Eh, the consequences aren't really that bad legal wise, the reason you carry insurance is for the financial protection and to avoid a civil suit if you fuck up someone's expensive car or put them in the hospital.

If you get pulled over and can't provide proof of insurance in most jurisdictions you get a hefty fine (say like $200) and a ticket on top of it. Many times the ticket and fine can be mitigated or even forgiven if you can provide proof of insurance in front of a magistrate within two weeks (or thereabouts).
 

OK yeah, you can fully see the door here, there is no damage. Busted.

The laaah itself is plausible. :powerlevel: I got hit in a parking lot once and the hit did make the passenger-side door stick and my friend had to ride in the backseat. :powerlevel:
BUT you could see the damage. There's no reason for her not to show the damage. Except she accidentally showed that there is no damage :story:

e: Sorry more :powerlevel: but it's relevant. When this happened me all I needed was to have the dent popped out which is very easy to do, you just need heat and a suction thing to pull the dent out. Scratches may remain but the door will be functional.
I didn't go through insurance because I only had liability but even if I had collision coverage the deductible would've cost more than the fix.
tl;dr she's a liar

e2: I'm sorry I keep editing this but just to add to the ridiculousness, why would someone damage their own vehicle to hit a car with a fag flag? I can understand some EVIL HATE CRIMINAL HOMOPHOBE keying their car or maybe even letting the air out of the tires. But you're not going to risk doing hundreds of dollars in damage to your own car just to fuck with two random fat lezzies
 
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I might be late but what the fuck? Amber talks about her childhood all the time and never cries about it, why was she crying to her therapist about it? Her therapist is going to see right through this manipulative shit when she starts trying to dig in and make progress, Amber can't blame her childhood forever.
There is no therapist. Amber is just claiming to have talked to her therapist about her childhood because that is a common thing people talk about.
 
Of course, she could do what most of us would do if the passenger door was a bit dinked - get in the driver's side and scoot over.

What? You know you'd laugh too...

@xenomorph I reckon most of the furniture got left behind. Her leaving smelled very strongly of a midnight flit, and we know from Rafe the place stank. Destiny had to fight for the few things she was allowed to take (despite owning at least half) and I'd guess the rest just got left for the poor landlord to sort out.

I'm sure that's one of the reasons she has to wait until she can nag Becky to move out. She can't pre-empt it by renting somewhere herself and I'd bet that's one of the reasons why. Their last place still had mountains of shit in it long after Density had gone and it never made it to the Fairy Palace. Besides, she may never have "broke a furniture" (CRAAAAACK!) but she sure as hell had stress incontinence over all of it.

Tho it'd be funny if it were all in storage and some spiv bought it at auction, hoping to make a killing. Ten tons of the crappiest tat Wommart has ever produced and more ammonia than a fertilizer factory!

True, also I heard there was moutains of cat and dog shit in there and Im sure some spray. Also, IIRC she let Twinkie use dusty's old room as her personal toilet. Not to mention Wasabi shat on that red couch a lot and AL sat on it pantsless, could you just imagine the stench. :islamic::islamic:

There is no therapist. Amber is just claiming to have talked to her therapist about her childhood because that is a common thing people talk about.
Her therapists are Dr. Ben and Dr. Jerry.
 
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