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Becky, the Gene Belcher hair isn't a good look. Amber must have struck a nerve when she prattled on about how "girls with fat faces look bad with short hair".
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
I'm looking for the weed paraphernalia but all I could find was an empty Cheez Balls container (to remember Dana), an empty bowl from a microwave meal, and a giant pet water bowl that is practically empty.
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I mean, it could be possible that Becky is a joint roller and/or has a weed stash. Some stoners don't keep their shit out in the open. I don't know stoners as fat as her, but I'd think it's possible to roll a joint with sausage fingers. It's might take a bit more finesse, but yeah. I will say with the amount of times they've eaten out, it's weird we haven't seen Becky high as hell chowing down on food. For those that don't smoke, food takes great after partaking in weed, even more so when you devour food like a polar bear that's preparing for hibernation.

pickleniggo said:
Those fucking drawers. Somebody please fix them.
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Why? Hamber's due for another fall soon, so they will just shift back out of place anyways.

Not me said:
unbelievable someone that fat has no boobs at all. She could also be a guy and there would be no difference.
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I remember a month or two ago in one of Amber's vidoes, Becky recalled going to the bathroom at a restaurant and people were questioning if she was actually a girl or not. She was so confused as to why, lol. Just think about it, there are guys with moobs that are bigger than her sad sacks. Boogie probably has bigger titties.
 
You remember that cute girl from High School who could wear *anything* and still look hella adorable with that outfit?

Yeah.

Becky‘s the complete opposite.
 
Gotta love Amber's dumbass lies.. Who goes to an auto parts store instead of an auto repair shop to see how they can fix damage to their car. What are we supposed to believe Necky was going to fix the dent, or the cashier at O'reillys would come bang it out himself?
 
Can anyone screenshot the side view mirror when they get to the lake? It’s a limited view, but I see nothing wrong with the car.

Maybe they finally got pulled over and police told her she needs to sit in the back. Or they need to disperse the weight on that poor cars axels.
 
Rainbowwsnoww said:
Can anyone screenshot the side view mirror when they get to the lake? It’s a limited view, but I see nothing wrong with the car.

Maybe they finally got pulled over and police told her she needs to sit in the back. Or they need to disperse the weight on that poor cars axels.
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She can barely fit into the back of that car. Even with her exceptional laah she’s delusional she expects her “supporters” will actually believe her when she’s stuffed into that car like an oversized beanbag.

And it looks like she’s on one of her socks defending herself against the haydurs in the comments... lmao
 
RiceBall said:
I mean, it could be possible that Becky is a joint roller and/or has a weed stash. Some stoners don't keep their shit out in the open.
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A long time ago, I had seen one photo where AL whipped the camera over and Becky had something that I suspected was like a shitty rolled joint, Becky gave her a look and she whipped back around, but I dont know, it was in her mouth, looked bigger than a toothpick but was about as long and had the shape. But they could also just use a pipe if they do smoke.

There's really no way to know.
 
DuckSucker said:
A long time ago, I had seen one photo where AL whipped the camera over and Becky had something that I suspected was like a shitty rolled joint, Becky gave her a look and she whipped back around, but I dont know, it was in her mouth, looked bigger than a toothpick but was about as long and had the shape. But they could also just use a pipe if they do smoke.

There's really no way to know.
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Given their spending habits I bet they buy blunt wraps at the discount tobacco store. Because the wrappers so puuurdy.
 
LOL at the first clip when she motions towards a building and pretends to read the name of the business they're at and says, "Auto....parts place."
 
Let's assume for a second that Amber wasn't lying about the front door being busted. It actually makes this scenario all the more hilarious. Between this and her "falling" twice in the past week, it's like the universe is sending signs to Hamber and trying to tell her something.

Through an arbitrary and highly improbable sequence of events, our gorl has been forced into the back seat of her own car. A grim prelude to her inevitable immobile demise.
 
So Miss moneybags cant use the insurance on the car to get it repaired at a bodyshop? Doesnt look to be anything serious at all. She is just now in the backseat and uses this as a reason to Becky. In a vlog (xenopedia as @Tiny Clanger calls it) she mentions how she has huge bruises on her thighs from the seat belt buckle digging into them. This was in 2016..
 
When they get it that car, even with nothing else in there, they put over 800lbs on the suspension. Dude, there are pickup trucks that are only rated to haul 1000 lbs.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
I'm looking for the weed paraphernalia but all I could find was an empty Cheez Balls container (to remember Dana), an empty bowl from a microwave meal, and a giant pet water bowl that is practically empty.View attachment 552439
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First drawer second row needs swapping with third drawer top row and everything needs shutting.

Who am I kidding, it looks like they are under the control of a poltergeist being rapidly opened and closed.
 
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Billy Whizz said:
First drawer second row needs swapping with third drawer top row and everything needs shutting.

Who am I kidding, in that still it looks like they are under the control of a poltergeist being rapidly opened and closed.
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It looks like some family heirloom of Beckys I dont know how AL the home decor specialist isn't cringing at it. For all we know it came with the house. You would think she woulda redesigned the room with new shit. But then again, it's not her place so she doesnt give two shits.
 
So...what'll happen when the car inevitably gets repaired? Will her, still sitting in the back seat after the fact just confirm that she was making the entire thing up?

With all of that spare 10k income she has coming in per month, you'd imagine a new bedroom furniture set would have been in order.
 
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