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http://www.tmz.com/#article/2017/01/12/obamas-dog-sunny-bites-guest-face-white-house/

The Obamas' dog, Sunny, has a disposition that fits her name, and until this week she's never chomped down on anyone.

We broke the story ... the Portuguese Water Dog bit a family friend in the face Monday during a visit to the White House. The wound required stitches and she may end up with a permanent scar.

We've been in touch with people who are frequently around the pooch, and we're told she's never bitten anyone else -- ever. To the contrary, the 4-year-old has a loving, even temperament.

One source noted the dog gets groomed every month and 4 to 5 people are handling her at the same time while she gets sculpted with scissors and hand dried. The dog has never shown any aggression during the grooming process.

The 18-year-old girl who got bit is pissed off at Sunny, we're told, but her family is not planning any legal action.

FUN FACT: In many states, there were laws that protected dog owners from lawsuits the first time a dog bit a person. The reason -- until dog owners are on notice of aggression, it's unfair to punish them. The "One Bite Rule" -- which essentially means every dog is entitled to one free bite -- has been repealed in most states.
 
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Cuck Norris said:
I didn't realize dogs had measurable viscosity.
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Only when you put them in the microwave.

Not that I would know what happens if you did that.

Please don't ask me why I brought that up DELET THIS.
 
''The "One Bite Rule" -- which essentially means every dog is entitled to one free bite -''

Wait, what if that one ''free bite'' takes a body part off and renders the victim permanently crippled, or rips apart your neck? Some strong breeds can do that. Is the owner still off the hook even then because ''it's his first bite lolz''?
 
I'm wondering how long until the Obama's dog's have the same fate as Buddy and Socks?

For those who don't know, the Clinton's had a cat when they went to the White House, an got a dog while they were there. After they left, they dumped the cat on a staffer, and did the same with the dog who got loose and was killed by a car.
 
How the fuck is a dog viscous?

Did they adopt a shoggoth or something?
 
Jackass RN said:
http://www.tmz.com/#article/2017/01/12/obamas-dog-sunny-bites-guest-face-white-house/

The Obamas' dog, Sunny, has a disposition that fits her name, and until this week she's never chomped down on anyone.

We broke the story ... the Portuguese Water Dog bit a family friend in the face Monday during a visit to the White House. The wound required stitches and she may end up with a permanent scar.

We've been in touch with people who are frequently around the pooch, and we're told she's never bitten anyone else -- ever. To the contrary, the 4-year-old has a loving, even temperament.

One source noted the dog gets groomed every month and 4 to 5 people are handling her at the same time while she gets sculpted with scissors and hand dried. The dog has never shown any aggression during the grooming process.

The 18-year-old girl who got bit is pissed off at Sunny, we're told, but her family is not planning any legal action.

FUN FACT: In many states, there were laws that protected dog owners from lawsuits the first time a dog bit a person. The reason -- until dog owners are on notice of aggression, it's unfair to punish them. The "One Bite Rule" -- which essentially means every dog is entitled to one free bite -- has been repealed in most states.
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I thought this was going to be an article abut Omorosa.
 
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