Virgin vs. Chad memes

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Don't have an image, but here's what I came up with on the spot.

The Virgin Millennial
>Whiny Hipster
>Claims to be a 90's Kid, was seven years old in 2000
>Has a useless degree and has never worked an honest job in their lives
>Vapes and reads SJW Marvel Comics
>Only reads Harry Potter books
>Wasted their teens and twenties posting on Tumblr
>Loves Communism
>Pretentious SJW
>Thinks Amy Schumer is somehow funny
>Plays Candy Crush and wasted their money on a Nintendo Switch
>Listens to Taylor Swift and also enjoys dubstep unironically
>Toyota Prius


The Chad Generation X'er
>Badass Goth
>Actually remembers the 80's and 90's
>Is a coal miner and a veteran of Desert Storm
>Smokes cheap Pall Malls and remembers when comics were actually awesome
>Reads Stephen King and Dean Koontz
>Fondly remembers the days of Usenet and AOL
>Grew up during the Cold War hating the Soviet Union
>Reasonable Centrist
>Favorite comedian is Bill Hicks
>Played Vampire: The Masquerade back in the day and still owns both an original SNES and an original Playstation 1
>Listens to Nirvana, The Cure, Iron Maiden, and The Sisters of Mercy like a boss
>Chevrolet Camaro IROC-Z
 
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