Virgin vs. Chad memes

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I don't have an image, but here's my take on the meme relating to my borderline-autistic fascination with the American Civil War.

The Virgin George B. McClellan
-Teetotaler beta nu-male
-Army vastly outnumbers his enemy, still doesn't attack Richmond
-Gets a hold of Lee's battle plans at Antietam, fucks up anyway and attacks a worthless bridge
-Wasn't using his army, so Lincoln borrowed it
-Lost an election to an unpopular president and half the country wasn't even participating
-Repeatedly cucked by Robert E. Lee
-Only known by history spergs


The Chad Ulysses S. Grant
-Drank straight whiskey and smoked cigars like an alpha
-Loses half his forces at Cold Harbor, takes Richmond anyway
-Gets his army bogged down in The Wilderness, still manages to advance
-Made Vicksburg his bitch, Lincoln puts him in charge of all Union forces
-Actually got elected President
-Cucked Robert E. Lee at Appomattox Courthouse
-Is on the $50 Bill
 
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