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odius said:
Quick rundown on the left goy pls
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That’s Donny Long.

Basically, he was a guy who was run out of porn for being a belligerent nutjob who started shit with other porn actors for no reason, then cowered like a bitch when they actually stood up to him. He was extremely homophobic to the point where even Fred Phelps would tell him to chill out. He also had a habit of accusing people of having HIV. There’s rumors that he himself has it, but nothing concrete has ever come up. Either way, he chimps the fuck out of you say he’s gay or has HIV. Even though he was basically a failure in porn, he still referred to himself unironically as a “porn god” and acted like he was an A-list celebrity rather than a washed-up, blacklisted Z-lister.

He later somehow acquired the real names of a ton of people in the industry through a data breach of the organization that the porn companies used to test for STDs. He created a mediawiki site to publish this information, and while he denied that it was him, he had a very distinctive typing style and everything on the site was written in such a way that it could have been no one else.

Later on, I found him and started a thread on him here. It didn’t get much attention at first until a guy called Eddie Dzial showed up (which is a whole other cow saga). This eventually drew Donny himself to the Farms and he ranted and raved in his thread for a few days until he got bored and left.

That would’ve been the end of it, if not for Vordrak.

About six months later, everyone had basically forgotten about Donny. But sometime around January or February (I can’t remember) of this year, Kiwi Farms randomly went down. You probably remember this. Null’s extended family began to get harassed and he took the site down to stop this. As it turned out, Vordrak and Donny (as well as a few others) had formed an alliance (known affectionately as the “Autistic Legion of Doom”) in an effort to take down the Farms. They succeeded in that (temporarily) and also succeeded in getting Null’s mom fired from her job.

That would’ve been the end of everything, but Donny wasn’t happy with just getting the site taken down. He created a website in Null’s mom’s name (known on the Farms as “CLP”) and used it to post slanderous information about Null’s family in order to extort the Kiwi Farms donor list from him and gain access to users’ personal information. Realizing that taking the site down wasn’t going to do any good, Null brought it back. Donny effectively sabotaged his team’s victory by getting in his own way. His unchecked anger and blatant criminal behavior ending up doing Vordrak all harm and no good.

Donny continued to act without Vordrak’s direction and flail around impotently on his CLP website, until he eventually attracted the attention of one of Null’s aunts who happened to be a lawyer. Donny was now in serious danger of getting sued for either one or two million dollars (I forget the amount). Either failing to understand the gravity of the situation, or simply not caring, Donny continued to harass Null’s lawyer aunt, making poorly-photoshopped pictures of her in porn and saying that she had HIV.

It got to the point where Vordrak lost complete control of the situation and began actively trying to stop Donny. Evidently realizing that this was proving fruitless, he instead tried to throw Donny under the bus on his Matthew Hopkins News site. This made Donny very angry and he started leaking info about Vordrak’s involvement in the harassment of Null and his family. The lawsuit against Donny was dropped. I’m actually not a follower of Sam, so I’m not sure if he’s getting sued instead or not. But as for Donny, his thread’s gone because Null wanted him to keep leaking stuff that could potentially get Vordy arrested.

That’s the gist of it. This happened a while ago, and not everything is still around to look through to reconfirm, so I’m going partly by memory alone. I may have omitted some things or misremembered.

Tl;dr, Vordrak tries to use this guy as an attack dog, but fails miserably and said attack dog ends up outsmarting him and screwing him over.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
That’s Donny Long.

Basically, he was a guy who was run out of porn for being a belligerent nutjob who started shit with other porn actors for no reason, then cowered like a bitch when they actually stood up to him. He was extremely homophobic to the point where even Fred Phelps would tell him to chill out. He also had a habit of accusing people of having HIV. There’s rumors that he himself has it, but nothing concrete has ever come up. Either way, he chimps the fuck out of you say he’s gay or has HIV. Even though he was basically a failure in porn, he still referred to himself unironically as a “porn god” and acted like he was an A-list celebrity rather than a washed-up, blacklisted Z-lister.

He later somehow acquired the real names of a ton of people in the industry through a data breach of the organization that the porn companies used to test for STDs. He created a mediawiki site to publish this information, and while he denied that it was him, he had a very distinctive typing style and everything on the site was written in such a way that it could have been no one else.

Later on, I found him and started a thread on him here. It didn’t get much attention at first until a guy called Eddie Dzial showed up (which is a whole other cow saga). This eventually drew Donny himself to the Farms and he ranted and raved in his thread for a few days until he got bored and left.

That would’ve been the end of it, if not for Vordrak.

About six months later, everyone had basically forgotten about Donny. But sometime around January or February (I can’t remember) of this year, Kiwi Farms randomly went down. You probably remember this. Null’s extended family began to get harassed and he took the site down to stop this. As it turned out, Vordrak and Donny (as well as a few others) had formed an alliance (known affectionately as the “Autistic Legion of Doom”) in an effort to take down the Farms. They succeeded in that (temporarily) and also succeeded in getting Null’s mom fired from her job.

That would’ve been the end of everything, but Donny wasn’t happy with just getting the site taken down. He created a website in Null’s mom’s name (known on the Farms as “CLP”) and used it to post slanderous information about Null’s family in order to extort the Kiwi Farms donor list from him and gain access to users’ personal information. Realizing that taking the site down wasn’t going to do any good, Null brought it back. Donny effectively sabotaged his team’s victory by getting in his own way. His unchecked anger and blatant criminal behavior ending up doing Vordrak all harm and no good.

Donny continued to act without Vordrak’s direction and flail around impotently on his CLP website, until he eventually attracted the attention of one of Null’s aunts who happened to be a lawyer. Donny was now in serious danger of getting sued for either one or two million dollars (I forget the amount). Either failing to understand the gravity of the situation, or simply not caring, Donny continued to harass Null’s lawyer aunt, making poorly-photoshopped pictures of her in porn and saying that she had HIV.

It got to the point where Vordrak lost complete control of the situation and began actively trying to stop Donny. Evidently realizing that this was proving fruitless, he instead tried to throw Donny under the bus on his Matthew Hopkins News site. This made Donny very angry and he started leaking info about Vordrak’s involvement in the harassment of Null and his family. The lawsuit against Donny was dropped. I’m actually not a follower of Sam, so I’m not sure if he’s getting sued instead or not. But as for Donny, his thread’s gone because Null wanted him to keep leaking stuff that could potentially get Vordy arrested.

That’s the gist of it. This happened a while ago, and not everything is still around to look through to reconfirm, so I’m going partly by memory alone. I may have omitted some things or misremembered.

Tl;dr, Vordrak tries to use this guy as an attack dog, but fails miserably and said attack dog ends up outsmarting him and screwing him over.
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Wrong.

That was not Donny long doing all of this he's too busy making stacks of cash and banging hot women across the planet to get into internet fights. GENE ROSS and the rest of the completely heterosexual male God long army that diligently masturbates to his vids in a completely not gay manner were the ones who did that. They said it themselves.
 
i've been trying to get really good as jack on tekken 7. an observant man would see why, but in case you were wondering

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