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Since this is the official "shitting on EternityDev" thread for now, I've noticed something in the latest VotV VOD.
Joel got killed by the floating orb on like four different occasions, with one death occurring at daytime. This is just insanely shitty game design, you have this thing that goes around the map all the fucking time, and when you're close enough to it, it follows you, and if it gets close enough it's an instant unavoidable death. Add the stupid trip mechanic to that and now you're turning what could've been a rather nice experience into tedious torture.

So, not only is EternityDev a degenerate that forces his fetishes into his game that's only really popular because of this isolated case of a Swedish streamer having a phobia of aliens, where he streamed a game about looking for aliens which was one of the funniest things he did, but because that game stopped being updated his game became the go-to for that streamer's content, he's also fucking shit at proper game design and makes shit unnecessarily tedious. From complicated controls that require SS13/ARMA autism to learn to the sudden death orb.

And speaking of EternityDev being a degenerate, did you know that there exists Rule34 of his stupid alien OC?
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I can only hope that his autism and all the troons that he surrounds himself with will lead to him adding some hardcore alien porn bullshit to the game that Joel will encounter, by which he'll decide that he will never give a sliver of attention to this fuckface again. Completely expunge the Russian sperg from the funny Swedish man brain.
 
Slav Power said:
Since this is the official "shitting on EternityDev" thread for now, I've noticed something in the latest VotV VOD.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d0t0LT9KOWEJoel got killed by the floating orb on like four different occasions, with one death occurring at daytime. This is just insanely shitty game design, you have this thing that goes around the map all the fucking time, and when you're close enough to it, it follows you, and if it gets close enough it's an instant unavoidable death. Add the stupid trip mechanic to that and now you're turning what could've been a rather nice experience into tedious torture.
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I believe you just need to keep searching for signals until you find the one that will remove the orbs. Joel just hasn't done this yet because he gets sidetracked easily.

I'll play devil's advocate and point out it's a work in progress game and the gameplay can be refined over time based on playtesting and feedback.
 
Slav Power said:
Since this is the official "shitting on EternityDev" thread for now, I've noticed something in the latest VotV VOD.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d0t0LT9KOWEJoel got killed by the floating orb on like four different occasions, with one death occurring at daytime. This is just insanely shitty game design, you have this thing that goes around the map all the fucking time, and when you're close enough to it, it follows you, and if it gets close enough it's an instant unavoidable death. Add the stupid trip mechanic to that and now you're turning what could've been a rather nice experience into tedious torture.

So, not only is EternityDev a degenerate that forces his fetishes into his game that's only really popular because of this isolated case of a Swedish streamer having a phobia of aliens, where he streamed a game about looking for aliens which was one of the funniest things he did, but because that game stopped being updated his game became the go-to for that streamer's content, he's also fucking shit at proper game design and makes shit unnecessarily tedious. From complicated controls that require SS13/ARMA autism to learn to the sudden death orb.

And speaking of EternityDev being a degenerate, did you know that there exists Rule34 of his stupid alien OC?
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I can only hope that his autism and all the troons that he surrounds himself with will lead to him adding some hardcore alien porn bullshit to the game that Joel will encounter, by which he'll decide that he will never give a sliver of attention to this fuckface again. Completely expunge the Russian sperg from the funny Swedish man brain.
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I'm more mad that this nigga made an "alien" and it's just an anthro catgirl with a dick. Absolutely creatively bankrupt, but considering the game's a blatant ripoff of an existing one that shouldn't be a surprise.
 
The guy spends more time adding memes and little gimmick features than anything else. This is the fate of all (modern, pozzed) vaporware
 
Who is Hackerling? Been cropping up as an '& friends" participant in a few Vinesauce related streams.
Every time I hear that fake anime vtuber voice it sets off my autism something fierce.
 
Whenever I see "& friends" I instantly know not to watch the video. His mods and simps are so incredibly unfunny. I don't know why he doesn't play with Mike more often since they actually have good chemistry and still work really well together as seen from that recent Tabletop charity stream.
 
The Big O said:
Was tuned into Limes' stream last night celebrating her 9-year Twitch partner anniversary. The stream got abruptly cut short though because Limes discovered one of her ferrets, Atreus, had died. Happens right the very end of the stream as she goes to check on him and returns in tears to tell Mike and Hackerling before ending the session.

(:_(
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Man, that's fucked. She did mention in the past one of the ferrets was prone to getting sick or something, but what an unfortunate timing. RIP lil' guy.
 
Peguin Sandwich said:
Man, that's fucked. She did mention in the past one of the ferrets was prone to getting sick or something, but what an unfortunate timing. RIP lil' guy.
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She's doing okay at least, opting not to dwell on losing Atreus and getting right back to streaming the next day to take her mind off of his death. I think Limes is used to it by this point though since she's lost three of her previous ferrets (Sky, Kovu and Nero) to age/natural causes over the years. The only one she has left is Pikmin and her new dogs Leon and Wesker.

That's the price of pet ownership. It's an investment into giving a creature a good life, however fleeting it is for them.
 
Unpopular opinion: Vinesauce team had finally fell off.
No, seriously. You can't imagine a roster, worse than
>Yet another VOTV stream
>Yet another one-off, concealed as Part 1 (Looking at you, Kenshi)
>Another bunch of bing bing wahoo, one-off crappy indie and shareware collections
Like i'm gonna sit through hours of unedited gameplay footage with little value between gags. Now with "Diminishing returns" special sauce. IMO every streamer should pick their games carefully, creating sense of eventful and\or chill adventure. Can't be bothered with "newest roguelike card game", or now un-funni swedish man.
 
Joey's biggest problem is he only streams maybe 20-40 hours a month if not less which results in him taking actual years to finish games assuming they're not abandoned. Every time Joel streams something shitty it's just like, "Well I'll check back in a few weeks when he streams again and maybe it will actually be something decent this time..." I feel like he's been streaming less and less over the past 3 years or so. I still enjoy VOTV and most of Joel's streams but it would be nice if he could commit to at least one, maybe two streams a week. That doesn't seem like such a big ask to me since he literally lives off Twitch subs.

TL;DR Joel gets lazier everyday.
 
johnny johnny yes papa said:
Joey's biggest problem is he only streams maybe 20-40 hours a month if not less which results in him taking actual years to finish games assuming they're not abandoned. Every time Joel streams something shitty it's just like, "Well I'll check back in a few weeks when he streams again and maybe it will actually be something decent this time..." I feel like he's been streaming less and less over the past 3 years or so. I still enjoy VOTV and most of Joel's streams but it would be nice if he could commit to at least one, maybe two streams a week. That doesn't seem like such a big ask to me since he literally lives off Twitch subs.

TL;DR Joel gets lazier everyday.
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Maybe he's working on BBQ Quest. Maybe some shit is going down in his personal life.
Maybe he just senses something. After all, he isn't stupid. He knows as well as we do that after Vinny; he's next.
He's a lucky man ...but everyone gets hit eventually.
 
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