Video Game Wives - Lusting after pixelated women

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Close but no cigar Less clothes doesn't equal better.

But she has more clothing options than 2B thoughbeit, and therefore more clothes (some of them are semi-appropriate for everyday wear). Checkmate atheists.

Mentioning Persona but not Aegis, ngmi.

True. She's robowaifu royalty from the moment you meet her.

 

[strumpets exeunt]

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Grandia gang rise up

Voiced by the Little Mermaid herself!

And if we're Grandia 2 posting, I'm claiming Tio.

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

Aoi Morohoshi my beloved
As soon as I saw all the protoframes, I immediately knew Aoi was the one for me. Easy claim.

 

[moremarmore]

The only true and honest real wife, the rest are frauds

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

The only true and honest real wife, the rest are frauds
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sauce

 

[TrinityReformed]

Never cared for gacha games until my friend showed me Springfield. I thank and fucking curse him to this day. For more than a decade I avoided these kinds of games and somehow some damn chink across the pacific nailed a design and personality that I didn't even know I liked/wanted until now.

 

[Bloodrage]

I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MIDNA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE IMP WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER IMP BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK MIDNA I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER IMP PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE MIDNA I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK MIDNA I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT MIDA HELP ME FUCK MIDNA SO HORNY FOR IMP ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING WOLF LINK AND FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BACK I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT WOLF ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA

 

[Hitchhiker]

I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MIDNA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE IMP WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER IMP BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK MIDNA I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER IMP PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE MIDNA I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK MIDNA I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT MIDA HELP ME FUCK MIDNA SO HORNY FOR IMP ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING WOLF LINK AND FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BACK I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT WOLF ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA
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I don't think I've had a waifu since I was like 10 or 11. From what I remember she had the ability to turn into a velociraptor. Honestly, even over a decade later, I'm still kind of disappointed that real women can't turn into velociraptors.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Kasumi from Dead or Alive (actually you can put the whole roster in here, theyre all bootyful.)

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Not all of them, there's the black one. Also, the petite blond is the best.

Anime screenshot but Lorelei counts.
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2nd best Pokemon girl after Karen.

But she has more clothing options than 2B thoughbeit, and therefore more clothes (some of them are semi-appropriate for everyday wear). Checkmate atheists.

Honestly, even over a decade later, I'm still kind of disappointed that real women can't turn into velociraptors.

They do metaphorically.

May as well post another video game waifu:

 

[WarrenZHarding]

Wow. This thread lasted 5 whole pages before our first true coomer chimp out. Better than most places on the Internet.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Wow. This thread lasted 5 whole pages before our first true coomer chimp out. Better than most places on the Internet.

That was a copypasta so I think the streak is still going.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Ah yes, the "claim your waifu" pornbait /v/ threads have hit the farms.

 

[urr13 account]

I have to save her.

RE3 Remake Jill Valentine

She was modeled after a real human being so if you are handsome and charming you could sweep Ms. Valentine off her feet IRL.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

There was no other choice for me.

 

[am I retarded or not]

santa lois

 

[MrTroll]

She was modeled after a real human being so if you are handsome and charming you could sweep Ms. Valentine off her feet IRL.

Okay, and if I'm not, then what? I just never get to fuck a real-life video game character? Is that how it works, huh??

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Project Moon make some fine hags

Spoiler: Sayo from Library of Ruina - technically NSFW

yes, she does have massive fucking tits in-game, this is only a slight exaggeration

 

[StacticShock]

Ah yes, the "claim your waifu" pornbait /v/ threads have hit the farms.

there is one difference though, the tranny jannies aren't here to ban people nilly willy and let the thread take the course they want and it's not a "pick your waifu" it's "which waifu do you have?"

 

[AndSothisIsChristmas]

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Gigabased Ace Attorney fan. Ema Skye would be my pick:

 

[Lone MacReady II]

I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MIDNA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE IMP WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER IMP BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK MIDNA I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER IMP PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE MIDNA I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK MIDNA I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT MIDA HELP ME FUCK MIDNA SO HORNY FOR IMP ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING WOLF LINK AND FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BACK I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT WOLF ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA
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Good Sir, why would you not use the Dagoth copypasta for the Twilight Princess?