Video Game Epiphanies - Because it sounds better than shower thoughts

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I just realized the reason I like the Lego Batman games is because there's no dialogue to shit up the story. Now I want a Lego Dragon Age. Maybe a Lego Final Fantasy.

Anyone else got some lukewarm takes?
 
I used to play the original N64 007 "The World is not Enough", but I would intentionally fuck up the first mission in the bank and see how long it would take for me to get killed. It was like a fun little challenge.
 
I played Pikmin 2 where the whole point of the game is to collect namebrand products, and I didn't realize that I'm basically playing a commercial and loving it.

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The presence of the PTV drug from locally grown psychotropic plants gave me the idea that Silent Hill might just be the worst acid trip ever.

Although to be fair I got this idea while watching Jacob's Ladder. It's also an incredibly simplistic and unsatisfying theory.
 
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The Shadow said:
The presence of the PTV drug from locally grown psychotropic plants gave me the idea that Silent Hill might just be the worst acid trip ever.

Although to be fair I got this idea while watching Jacob's Ladder. It's also an incredibly simplistic and unsatisfying theory.
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Talking about Silent Hill, I have the theory that only murderers get a PH when visiting the town or rather those with a death guilt, like James getting two, one for Maria and the other one for Mary and depending on how you deal with the sorrow you either make them go away or become one like in Homecoming.
 
Pepito said:
Talking about Silent Hill, I have the theory that only murderers get a PH when visiting the town or rather those with a death guilt, like James getting two, one for Maria and the other one for Mary and depending on how you deal with the sorrow you either make them go away or become one like in Homecoming.
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The theory I buy into is that PH represents every human James has killed without coming to terms with it psychologically. Hence, why James has two Pyramid Heads after killing Eddie, and rather than James killing them they kill each other when he has his epiphany and acceptance of his crimes.

I count everything after SH4 as a weird alternate canon. The Japanese team didn't bring PH back for 3 or 4, so I'm inclined to think the figure was supposed to be confined to a single game.
 
Pokemon with no dialouge. Remember when in red you literally had to walk into dangerous grass for someone to speak to you? Now it's every other step someone has useless info or some gadget you'll never use.

I've always wanted a Warcraft that was like .Hack or Sword Art. Maybe more fleshed out mechanics and creation systems in lieu of mmo aspects.
 
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