UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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No one knows, the numbers that Maduro throw are pure fabrication almost 100k cases and only 6 deads in a country with the worst health system on the planet, yeah right
Jesus Christ, what fucking bullshit. Any country with that many cases is going to have many more death than six.

Even in this dystopian future, Venezuela still manages to outclass everybody else.
 
With the whole Bye-Don deal going on, did Maduro acknowledge Biden's election win in the great Vzla?
Maduro and cia are already celebrating and expecting Biden to remove the sanctions because there were "unilaterally" decided by Trump, people that had faith in Trump are utterly devastated, the information that i have heard for my old contacts in PJ are that "now that Trump is gone we dont have nothing"

Meanwhile our imbecile "in charge" is still pushing the damn "consultation" like is something super awesome, i expect him getting booed anytime soon
 
His gloating is very annoying

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His betrayal is not surprising

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Guaido is being ratio to hell and back, the votes are not even finished counting and he is already bootlicking the new administration, fuck him and fuck everyone in his party

So... any of you have a steam key for death stranding? i want to log off for like 2 months and do nothing but climb mountains
 
Maduro and cia are already celebrating and expecting Biden to remove the sanctions because there were "unilaterally" decided by Trump, people that had faith in Trump are utterly devastated, the information that i have heard for my old contacts in PJ are that "now that Trump is gone we dont have nothing"

Meanwhile our imbecile "in charge" is still pushing the damn "consultation" like is something super awesome, i expect him getting booed anytime soon
I don't think the sanctions are going to go away. There will probably more talk of "dialogue" and such, but nothing will change. It seems to me that the only way the US get to remove Maduro is to remove themselves, with the Marines, the Air Force and everybody else. Otherwise, that change has come from within Venezuela itself, regardless of which old man running the American circus.
 
I don't think the sanctions are going to go away. There will probably more talk of "dialogue" and such, but nothing will change. It seems to me that the only way the US get to remove Maduro is to remove themselves, with the Marines, the Air Force and everybody else. Otherwise, that change has come from within Venezuela itself, regardless of which old man running the American circus.
Well there are people that still refuse to accept Biden won and insulting Guaido saying that he rushed its declaration, if for some miracle Trump gets a second term he is fucked, and Biden teams already stated that they plan to ditch him
 
This is what happen when you backstab the only person that cared about you

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In the whatsapp group people believe he should have shut his mouth until the entire process was complete, now he is branded as a traitor because in lack of better words he was and is nothing without Donald Trump support

By the way people always wonder why the Venezuelan people is so rabidly Pro Trump, but well in a country where your own government doesnt care if you live or die and a bunch of useless cunts as "opposition", Trump is worshipped as someone that is filling the hole of the rule of law and the only that actually cared about our situation, and now come this cocksucker and does this, he absolutely nuked any chance that people goes to his stupid "consultation"
 
So tomorrow come the fake and gay congress elections that absolutely no one care, i will resume the shitshow in a few post because honestly even they dont care to apparent someone care

They could not find anyone that cared to observe the fake election so they brought Iranians

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The polls about participation are showing world records of people saying that they are not going to go so Maduro is promising that he will quit tomorrow if he lose, considering that all the candidates are already bought, are from his own party and the opposition parties were taken over by ad-hoc committees assigned by his supreme court this is a sad joke

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Faking "legitimacy" by using fake CNN microphones

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To give you a example how stupid the election is lets show you the parties involved

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AD, COPEI and Voluntad popular are taken by the supreme court aka they are infested with commies
Avanzada progresista is henry falcon party aka is communist garbage
PPT and Tupamaros were communist but went rogue and the supreme court invaded them
Primero Venezuela is the party of the traitors that sold their old parties to suck Maduro's dick
Soluciones para venezuela is Claudio Fermin parties, aka commies
The rest are just grifters that no one cares about them
Funny enough the only ones that have not been invaded and are being show as alternative to the PSUV is the PCV.... the actual Communist party

Not putting anything about Guaido because he is just shilling his fake gay ass consultation that also no one care
 
Is there any translation available for people who don’t understand taco speak?
"Venezuela, The homeland of Simon Bolivar the Liberator will always be willing for negotiations and understanding with the people and the government of the USA"

Mind you he pass every single day in the calendar shitting on USA
 
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What a shitshow this election is, im going to resume very quickly but im listening to the radio right now and the guy that is broadcasting ask the reporter on the field to go and interview someone that is on the line for voting, the guy pass like almost half a hour searching for someone until he gives up and pull a excuse that the center is still not open... at 11 am (they open at 6 am by law)
 
What a shitshow this election is, im going to resume very quickly but im listening to the radio right now and the guy that is broadcasting ask the reporter on the field to go and interview someone that is on the line for voting, the guy pass like almost half a hour searching for someone until he gives up and pull a excuse that the center is still not open... at 11 am (they open at 6 am by law)
With how many people have fled by now, what would you say the ratio of the remaining people in your country being Maduro loyalists is?
 
With how many people have fled by now, what would you say the ratio of the remaining people in your country being Maduro loyalists is?
Close to 0, his "support" is just public employees and the army disguised as civilians, the fun part is that even with them the willingness to vote is still 0 because he can't force them to go to vote, since money has run dry he has forgotten to give gibs, and when it arrive the gibs is worth nothing because the bolivar is still going full Bogdanoff

The poor website cant even keep it up with the rate of devaluation

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For worse context we have slashed zeros from our currency twice

Edit: the Son of maduro one of the biggest retards in the country is already wasted with booze saying that they already won inviting anyone to go to the beach and drink too to celebrate, he forgot COVID was a thing
 
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God Speed @Cubanodun for keeping us updated. I have notice that on reddit when people talk about Venezuvla, it gets brigade by commies who say that everyone who speak ill about Maduro are rich guys who have escaped the country.
 
They cant be more idiots because they breathe, the reasons they give to people not being on lines to vote is that "the voting process is so fast that people dont need to be in line"

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Edit: 16% of participation there is no way to spin this the results are going to be inflated to hell and back

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Edit 2: the CNE has ordered a "extension" because there is "still people voting", all the centers are empty, they are just preparing to bullshit the number

Edit 3: the number that was leaked its that they are going to lie saying that there was a participation of 6 million people when in reality it was less that 500k

Edit 4: another extension lmao they are doing the old tactic to throw results in the middle of the night so people will care less

Edit 5: there are rumours about a urgent reunion in Miraflores, the commies and the traitors were not expecting people refusing to vote this badly, Maduro want the traitors and the controlled opposition gone but that would be breaking the agreement and they would spill the spaghetti if they don't get their share of fake power, this coincide with a Audio of Maduro's son saying that the numbers are abysmal, the exit polls are almost not existent and people is voting null or not voting at all just to bypass the gibs blocks ( you technically dont have to vote only pass for their "red point" to check, people was smart and bought the ink used to mark you after you vote to fake their vote )
 
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Starting phase 2 of desperation they are going with the list of the voting centers (thing that is illegal) searching for people to go to vote because they cant fake so much votes with what little time they have, the fun parts are the reports of them being surprised that almost all the people they are searching in the chaviztas communities left the country or simply refuse to vote because the gibs are useless

 
Starting phase 2 of desperation they are going with the list of the voting centers (thing that is illegal) searching for people to go to vote because they cant fake so much votes with what little time they have, the fun parts are the reports of them being surprised that almost all the people they are searching in the chaviztas communities left the country or simply refuse to vote because the gibs are useless

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Do you think that the voting/election is why the internet is getting fucked with over there?

I mentioned before I do gaming stuff with another VZ guy and he wasn't able to get online until 4pm, which is insane.
 
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