UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Maduro: THE PEOPLE OF IRAN ARE OUR FRIENDS, OUR BROTHERS, IN EVERY BATTLE THEY ARE GOING TO BE US

Iran:

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Imagine being so much of a loser that you get cucked by the iranians
 
KingCoelacanth said:
Iran sold gasoline to Venezuela, then it was stolen en route by America.
Not sure how you're trying to pin this theft on Iran.
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Im not pinning this on them, the reason in making fun of it was because Maduro has the tendency of latching in everyone who pay attention to him, we are talking about endless praise and sucking their dicks, he actually believed that Iran, Russia and Turkey are going to protect him if bad America come here to yeet him, this only prove that Iran and everyone else dont care about him, they only want to bleed him dry and when there is nothing more to suck out of him they are going to ditch him at the first second, and another thing, it was not "stolen" it was "confiscated" both of them are sanctioned and believe they are the hot shit on the world

Remember we are talking about someone so desperate for validation that when he stole the election the only person that wanted to come was the president of Osetia
 
Leibowitz said:
Nothing ever improves in Venezuela.
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There's a Venezuelan guy I play games with online, and sometimes he's not able to do so because the power's out. I know it's a weird reason to want something to change down there, but he's a good guy who doesn't really deserve what's going on. Same as Cubanodun and likely a whole lot of other people. :(
 
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Cubanodun said:
Not bread, fuel, there was going to come a shipment and orange man cockblocked him, i found weird this sudden change of heart but he is so predictable that hurts, he is distracting

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I'm still amazed that Iran thought they could just send fuel to Venezuela at all, though I think they knew that it'd probably fail plus they made Maduro pay upfront for the fuel which was a smart move.

DeadFish said:
I have not read this thread in sometime.

Has things improved for Venezuela?
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If by "improve" you mean things have stagnated then yes, Maduro is stuck in a weird spot where he still holds power in the country but the western powers have effectively told him to fuck off and only recognize Guaido but Guaido is kind of useless and doesn't seem to really have a plan for properly leading the country if Maduro ever does get yeeted whether it's by the military or some other group.
 
3119967d0c said:
Much the same. Still run by the legitimate government, and the faggot who pretends to be the 'President' is being very explicit about who pulls his strings.
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"A virtual embassy"

"Israel has yet to recognize any ambassador"

Lol. Guaido getting churroed trying to get Senpai to notice him. The absolute shame.
Netanyahu sticking with the Chad Maduro, realizing that a man that unchurroable will be president for life.
 
3119967d0c said:
Much the same. Still run by the legitimate government, and the faggot who pretends to be the 'President' is being very explicit about who pulls his strings.
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Reminder this user has to post shit like this or be disappeared permanently since he lives in a shithole nation so good that they sunk one of their own ships in a testfire, and consider a corvette sized ship a destroyer.
 
Adamska said:
Reminder this user has to post shit like this or be disappeared permanently since he lives in a shithole nation so good that they sunk one of their own ships in a testfire, and consider a corvette sized ship a destroyer.
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Fair point, he does love to no-gag-reflex worship terrorists, but trying to set up a "virtual embassy" and then getting told to go get fucked is pretty fucking hilarious regardless of who's involved.

@Cubanodun can you confirm if Guy-a-do getting cucked by das juden is true?
 
Okay, ambassadors are a pretty big deal, and the fact Israel hasn't formally recognized one shouldn't be a shocker. I doubt anyone would recognize one from Guiado at this point since they are, on paper, plenipotentiary figures for the country they represent, even if nowadays thanks to instant communications they tend to be just mouthpieces for the head of state. Recognizing a Guiado-appointed ambassador obviously wouldn't work given that he obviously has no power himself over VZ, even as much as he likes to pretend he does.
 
Ghostse said:
Fair point, he does love to no-gag-reflex worship terrorists, but trying to set up a "virtual embassy" and then getting told to go get fucked is pretty fucking hilarious regardless of who's involved.

@Cubanodun can you confirm if Guy-a-do getting cucked by das juden is true?
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Maduro: "Iran! Stan for me senpai!"
Iran: "Not our problem."

Guaido: "Israel! Stan for me senpai!"
Israel: "Not our problem."
 
Much like other regime-change afflicted nations, it doesn't matter if the country gets better with a good leader. Staying poor, devastated and most importantly powerless is just as acceptable.
 
Ghostse said:
Fair point, he does love to no-gag-reflex worship terrorists, but trying to set up a "virtual embassy" and then getting told to go get fucked is pretty fucking hilarious regardless of who's involved.

@Cubanodun can you confirm if Guy-a-do getting cucked by das juden is true?
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Israel recognized Guaido day 1 but there is no embassador because being a legit one is more of a pro bono thing we already got ambassadors that quit their jobs because Guaido cant pay them, so is not that Israel dont care, is that Guaido is so weak willed to send someone there to ragequit later and make him look bad, Israel cant do anything from us in that regard

And like i predicted on twitter, Guaido has released his new brand of "effort" to churro the Maduro aka the same song about uniting the civil society to create a "roadmap" to finally churro the fucker

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This come after every single person noticed that he doesnt have any plan after the next election, they have screamed at him to explain his plan and he just say "well we are working on it"
 
Cubanodun said:
Israel recognized Guaido day 1 but there is no embassador because being a legit one is more of a pro bono thing we already got ambassadors that quit their jobs because Guaido cant pay them, so is not that Israel dont care, is that Guaido is so weak willed to send someone there to ragequit later and make him look bad, Israel cant do anything from us in that regard

And like i predicted on twitter, Guaido has released his new brand of "effort" to churro the Maduro aka the same song about uniting the civil society to create a "roadmap" to finally churro the fucker

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This come after every single person noticed that he doesnt have any plan after the next election, they have screamed at him to explain his plan and he just say "well we are working on it"
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Ok, just so I've got this right through all the pedophile worshipping misinformation:

Israel has recognized Guaido's government, but because Venezuela's money is worth less than the paper its printed on, they cannot support foreign ambassadors. Because of this, all ambassadors have stepped down because Israel doesn't accept socialism in lieu of payment. Given this situation, Guaido has created a "virual embassy", aka a bunch of reoccuring Zoom meetings, so his jewish buddy can make nice with the Elders of Zion via Skype and avoid dealing with a 400,000 to 1 exchange rate.

That roughly accurate?
 
Ghostse said:
Ok, just so I've got this right through all the pedophile worshipping misinformation:

Israel has recognized Guaido's government, but because Venezuela's money is worth less than the paper its printed on, they cannot support foreign ambassadors. Because of this, all ambassadors have stepped down because Israel doesn't accept socialism in lieu of payment. Given this situation, Guaido has created a "virual embassy", aka a bunch of reoccuring Zoom meetings, so his jewish buddy can make nice with the Elders of Zion via Skype and avoid dealing with a 400,000 to 1 exchange rate.

That roughly accurate?
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Yep, is not the first time , almost all our embassies are websites where you cant make anything, not even stamping a document, is a worthless title, sadly this is a trend that is not going to go away anytime soon and is only going to get worse after the next elections
 
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