UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Ok a little update because i need it time to re-check sources several times because the things that Maduro are doing recently doesn't make any sense is like he is having a moment of clarity, i think he was replaced with a LMD or a clone

First he admit that Orange man good, Orange man did nothing wrong, Orange man is not at fault that we crashed this country to the ground, we actually like Orange man, after 21 years of shitting on the USA this is a first

















Second is "Stop asking for freebies you idiots, pay for your shit i dont have money anymore"


















And third after years of denying that there is a humanitarian crisis and kicking the red cross because they were probably Marines in disguise, Arreaza bended the knee and let them operate more easily this come after they actually went and stole tons of aids that ended in the black market and you had to paid them in $

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Guaido is still in his international tour, people is making weird conspiracies because he and Orange man were in Miami at the same time
 
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Wow, Maduro is so goddamn stupid he's actually pivoting as hard as he can towards the opposite end of tinpottery (going from "FUCK AMERICA" to "AMERICA IS MY BAE" in a heartbeat) in the pathetic attempt to hold onto the power he has. Like at this point a less retarded person might choose to embezzle and flee the country, but nahh, he's sticking this out to his own violent execution. He might actually get yeeted by the Chavistas if he doesn't stop at this rate.
 
He might actually get yeeted by the Chavistas if he doesn't stop at this rate.

Probably, the entire speech of "Orange man good" is bonkers to the hardcore Chaviztas, he claimed that he went to Catia and the site "looked like Bagdad, a shithole", he gots angry to the guys that manage the Mission Beautiful Venezuela (a plan to repair and make barrios and the main cities more nicer it failed spectacularly). he shit on all the mayors and governors by calling them incompetents, i dont know what he is going to do now because ALL his speeches were Orange man baaaaad REEEE BAAAD, now that is gone, he has nothing
 
As far as I know, the Chavistas still hold the strong belief that Chavez did everything right and Maduro is the cause of the current shitfest. Not sure what the fuck his advisors (if he has any) are trying to do here, at this rate it suprises me that no one in the party hasn't couped his ass yet. I am guessing shit is so fucked that they need don't want to risk being put on the "I fucked the country" pedestal as soon they occupy Maduro's place.
 
As far as I know, the Chavistas still hold the strong belief that Chavez did everything right and Maduro is the cause of the current shitfest.

Because Chavez could afford being a idiot with oil prices at 100$ and made the entire national budget depending on that, they are not blaming him directly because the effects of the crash was felt after he died, Maduro is so unpopular that he had to remind people every single day that he is president because Chavez choose him, he doesn't have the charisma to stand on his own, he can't even name a successor because there is no one if you see his political career is almost non existent, he is actually more famous to the fact that he was a "rester" aka someone that abused the hell out of the medical leave law to not do anything and still get paid, then he went to the congress were his moment of glory was being a coffee boy, it was thanks to his dumb loyalty to Chavez that he manage to get up in the ranks

He has to live with the fact that Chavez choose him because the others are worse than him
 
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Ok a little update because i need it time to re-check sources several times because the things that Maduro are doing recently doesn't make any sense is like he is having a moment of clarity, i think he was replaced with a LMD or a clone

First he admit that Orange man good, Orange man did nothing wrong, Orange man is not at fault that we crashed this country to the ground, we actually like Orange man, after 21 years of shitting on the USA this is a first

Maduro no nos autoengañemos. Hay cosas que están mal y no es por culpa de Donald Trump... .mp4















Second is "Stop asking for freebies you idiots, pay for your shit i dont have money anymore"

29Ene Maduro dice que no se puede regalar nada y que la gente tiene que aprender a pagar p.mp4
















And third after years of denying that there is a humanitarian crisis and kicking the red cross because they were probably Marines in disguise, Arreaza bended the knee and let them operate more easily this come after they actually went and stole tons of aids that ended in the black market and you had to paid them in $

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Guaido is still in his international tour, people is making weird conspiracies because he and Orange man were in Miami at the same time
Can you translate those clips for me? I can't find a transcript anywhere and my spanish is terrible.
 
Can you translate those clips for me? I can't find a transcript anywhere and my spanish is terrible.

Sure

Maduro: I have been telling all of you, don't allow anyone to fool us and let's do not fool ourselves either, there are things that are bad here and is not the fault of Donald Trump is our fault and we have to change all that is going wrong, we have to raise a huge spiritual,ethical and moral force to change Venezuela in all aspects, we have to change Venezuela for the better and we have to do it now

Maduro:--- for all those who need it and would pay a fair price, Woman: for the missions in this first phase are going to be for free? Maduro: I dont agree, we cant give anything for free, is there is a reason to give it for free or subsidized must be justified, but the people like to pay for their stuff, we are going to establish in the Plan Z fair prices that everyone could afford and working people can pay for it, people need to learn to pay for their stuff, we have to create the culture of hard work

Pretty much : stop blaming Orange man for everything and stop wanting freebies, pay for your shit, lost my shit in culture of hard work, motherfuckers you were the ones spearheading that meritocracy was a lie to opress the people when in reality you wanted mediocre people in high places but with shit wages, i can guarantee you that those shoes are NEVER going to see the light of the day

In other news

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Big if true
 
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Not sure what the fuck his advisors (if he has any) are trying to do here, at this rate it suprises me that no one in the party hasn't couped his ass yet.
It's a single-party kleptocratic dictatorship. Maduro is just the figurehead. Swapping him out for somebody else isn't going to change shit and those higher up in the government know it.

All of the speeches are just talking points to be repeated by the masses so they can maintain their cognitive dissonance. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
 
It's a single-party kleptocratic dictatorship. Maduro is just the figurehead. Swapping him out for somebody else isn't going to change shit and those higher up in the government know it.

All of the speeches are just talking points to be repeated by the masses so they can maintain their cognitive dissonance. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

It doesnt help that several experts from China and Russia were sent here to fix this mess but every single one of them was shot down by Maduro because "It means making concessions" the fallout of that was so bad that the guys just leave with a "fuck this place honestly"

and a update for Guaido in the State of the union is now confirmed by a Senator

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Orange man is playing HARD after the disaster of Iowa
 
It doesnt help that several experts from China and Russia were sent here to fix this mess but every single one of them was shot down by Maduro because "It means making concessions" the fallout of that was so bad that the guys just leave with a "fuck this place honestly"
Eh, they were there just to carve off whatever they could of PDVSA and claim mineral rights in exchange for cash. Vultures. Maduro's expectation that they would shower him with billions in capital to prop shit up out of solidarity (and to give the US the finger) was never going to happen.

There is no fixing the mess. Only decay and collapse. Sorry, bud.
 
Status of anti guaido faction: PLATINUM MAD

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Apparently they have a plan to fuck Platano man further in 30 days

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Expect Drones in 2 hours
 
Status of anti guaido faction: PLATINUM MAD

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Apparently they have a plan to fuck Platano man further in 30 days

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Expect Drones in 2 hours
I'm just now imagining a bunch of bored shitposting Coast Guard flying commercial drones and watching your shittastic army and that retarded bus driver screeching in absolute fear at the plastic toys.
 
I'm just now imagining a bunch of bored shitposting Coast Guard flying commercial drones and watching your shittastic army and that exceptional bus driver screeching in absolute fear at the plastic toys.
The problem with selecting your military command based off of personal loyalty rather than competence is that you get a military that can't fight, and in the end isn't very loyal either.
 
Looks like Maduro got his revenge for Guaido being highlighted at the SOTU.
Venezuela Moves U.S. Oil Executives to Caracas Prison
The six Citgo employees have been detained since 2017 without trial


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The Helicoide prison, which is controlled by Venezuela’s intelligence police, in Caracas
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By
Jessica Donati
Updated Feb. 6, 2020 11:02 pm ET


WASHINGTON—Venezuelan authorities rounded up U.S. oil executives held under house arrest in Caracas Wednesday night and moved them to a prison, the top U.S. envoy to Venezuela told reporters on Thursday.

The six employees of Houston-based Citgo Petroleum Corp were removed from their homes following a White House meeting between President Trump and Venezuela’s opposition leader, Juan Guaidó, on Wednesday.

Top U.S. envoy Elliott Abrams said the six Citgo employees, who have been detained since 2017 without trial, were believed to have been transferred to Helicoide prison in Caracas.
“We condemn this cruel and indefensible action and demand their long unjust detention come to an end and they be allowed to leave as well,” Mr. Abrams said.
The oil executives have been charged with corruption in Venezuela in connection to a planned $4 billion financing deal with U.S. and Dubai investment funds. Five are naturalized U.S. citizens, while the sixth is a permanent legal resident.

Mr. Abrams described them as political prisoners and called on Venezuela to release them.
The overcrowded Helicoide prison, which is controlled by Venezuela’s intelligence police, was the site of a major riot in 2018 during which political prisoners recorded cellphone videos to make desperate pleas for help.
Venezuelan officials didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment.
Citgo, which is owned by Venezuela, said the company is continuing to support the Trump administration’s efforts to secure the release of its employees. The Citgo executives being held include the firm’s acting chief executive officer, José Pereira, and vice president, Tomeu Vadell.
“Citgo believes that the detention of these men violates their fundamental human rights, including the right to due process under law,” the firm said in a statement.

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Citgo executive Tomeu Vadell’s family with his photo in Katy, Texas, Feb. 15.
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Mr. Abrams said that Mr. Guaidó’s reception in Washington this week, which included attending the State of the Union as a special guest of the president and first lady, demonstrated the U.S. commitment to democracy in Venezuela.
The Trump administration has thrown its support behind Mr. Guaidó over the past year, leveling a series of sanctions against regime officials and Venezuela’s main legal export, oil, in an effort to force the country’s authoritarian president, Nicolás Maduro, to resign.
Mr. Maduro has successfully evaded U.S. sanctions with the help of Russia, India and other nations. He also recently granted companies more freedom to operate and allowed U.S. dollars to circulate freely in a further bid to reduce severe pressure from U.S. sanctions.
Mr. Abrams warned that the U.S. could soon punish those involved in sanctioned trade.
“As several administration officials have noted, the Russians may soon find that their continued support of Maduro will no longer be cost free,” Mr. Abrams said. “Others who continue to profit from or support Maduro should take warning.”

The Russian embassy in Washington didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment. Moscow has previously said that it opposed U.S. interference in Venezuela’s internal affairs.
The U.S. and more than 50 other countries recognize Mr. Guaidó, the leader of the democratically elected national assembly, as the country’s legitimate president.
Write to Jessica Donati at jessica.donati@wsj.com

Corrections & Amplifications
A quote attributed to top U.S. envoy Elliott Abrams called for the “long unjust detention” of six Citgo employees to end. The quote in an earlier version of this article incorrectly stated “long unjust attention.”

Pretty ballsy to lock up US citizens without a trial. I can't imagine taking political hostages working out well for them if it becomes a habit. Did these shitheads not pay attention to Grenada or Panama?
 
Looks like Maduro got his revenge for Guaido being highlighted at the SOTU.


Pretty ballsy to lock up US citizens without a trial. I can't imagine taking political hostages working out well for them if it becomes a habit. Did these shitheads not pay attention to Grenada or Panama?
I think this stupid fuck wants the US to attack and get the Chavistas to rally around "ARRIBA DEATH TO AMERICA" or something if I had to guess the machinations of this smoothbrain's mind.

In reality, he's just asking to get some extra fucking over financially and then yeeted by a drone if any of them die too.
 
I think this stupid fuck wants the US to attack and get the Chavistas to rally around "ARRIBA DEATH TO AMERICA" or something if I had to guess the machinations of this smoothbrain's mind.
Because that worked out so well for Noriega. What a dumb plan.
In reality, he's just asking to get some extra fucking over financially and then yeeted by a drone if any of them die too.
Pretty much. The more he does this shit the more justified the US is to wreck him. He must really believe that the Ruskies and the Chinese will swoop in to his rescue. He is that delusional. It's the Caribbean, they have no power there. It's effectively a US lake. Nobody is coming to save his ass if SHTF. The only reason the US hasn't is... fucking why. To get ahold of their shitty oil equipment and neglected fields that will take many billions of dollars and a decade to get working again for crappy sour crude that is worth dick? Gee thanks. You shouldn't have. No really, you shouldn't. It's a bad investment.

When they start holding US citizens as political hostages though, well, that's a pretty good reason to intervene. Not for oil but to remind the world that fucking with US citizens is a very bad idea. Many people have been killed for far less.
 
When they start holding US citizens as political hostages though, well, that's a pretty good reason to intervene. Not for oil but to remind the world that fucking with US citizens is a very bad idea. Many people have been killed for far less.
And I would agree with this. Anyone who doesn't simply don't understand us Americans.
 
And I would agree with this. Anyone who doesn't simply don't understand us Americans.

I'm beginning to wonder if these exceptional fucks aren't actively hoping to precipitate some kind of intervention, because getting overthrown will allow them to make the face saving claim that 'the revolution didn't fail, it was those dirty capitalist anglos that killed it'.
America should stay the duck out of things and let them carry the can for their hubris.
 
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