UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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You guys really want the USA to get involved with Venezuela? I mean, we've fucked up pretty much every War we've been in. It would be a fucking mess. You guys deal with it lmao.
 
Venezuela death squads kill young men, stage scenes, U.N. report says
According to a new UN report, FAES (Maduro's personal """Counter-terrorism""" paramilitary police force, created in 2017) is operating death squads that have killed about 7000 opposition activists in the last 13 months, covering up the murders by staging the crime scenes and listing them as "suspect died resisting arrest" in government police records. These numbers are 6x the total number of suspects killed resisting arrest in the entire USA, a country with 12x the population of Venezuela.

Some Background on FAES:
Meet FAES: The Bolivarian Police Death Squads Leading Repression Against Protesters

More on the UN Report:
Bachelet Report Released: Damning in All Fronts for the Maduro Regime
 
Little off topic but :story:

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Are you ready for having a good taste of Venezuelan communism?
 
You guys really want the USA to get involved with Venezuela? I mean, we've fucked up pretty much every War we've been in. It would be a fucking mess. You guys deal with it lmao.
To be fair we have done a pretty good job kicking ass and getting more or less out of the way in this hemisphere... not that I want our blood and treasure spent to deal with Venezuela. It isn't like they are really interfering with US interests.
 
I give them props to make a realistic poster with a honest to got barrio but how did they film without anyone here knowing about it?

Ahahahaha. Do you think Amazon would really let valuable people and equipment into an unstable shit hole? (Do you think the Yemen scenes were filmed in Yemen?) You have some freelance take a shot of a Bario and make some place safe look reasonably like it.
My guess is Columbia or Mexico standing in for Venezuela when its not just a sound stage.
 
So what is happening in Loonyland mad max country called Venezuela you ask, well not much so im going to concentrate in the funny happenings

1) First there was another dialogue, now in Barbados, like i mentioned before this one was imposed by Russia and China so they could at least get rid of Maduro quietly while those two countries preserve their interest aka kicking him out but China and Russia maintain all their assets here (for example did you know that Russia has 40% of almost all the assets of PDVSA?), as you can expect Maduro send his delegation and was bitching, moaning, kicking and screaming in all that month because he could not get up of the table in rage, his demands were the same shit as always, to demand that Trump remove the sanctions and if he do he will "possibly" give them legislative elections, the group of Guaido said no, so this back and for bored the god emperor so he decided to tactical nuke those jackasses to see if they decide to take the Emperor's Mercy

Obviously this obliterated the collective anuses of the commies that bitched and moaned more harder, they were calling it a embargo like the one Cuba has/had, this serve to do two things, one is to stop the Russians to keep eviscerating CITGO (Maduro was selling it "in pieces" to them for a quick cash), as expected Empanada man did not like it either and remove their delegates from the negotiation table, and the second reason is because the dialogue was becoming stagnant, neither side have the forces to beat the other, Guaido has only international recognition and people willing to go with him but Maduro has a entire cartel, the army and he is willing to just stay there for all eternity because he knows Guaido can't kick him out until he actually ask for a Intervention thing that he still refuses to do

Also this move of the god emperor is also a warning for Guaido "move your ass or else"

2) After that massive butthurt then comes the second tradition of our dear idiots in charge, aka making a story so incredibly stupid to change the focus, in this case Delcy Rodriguez claimed that Trump was killing thousands of Venezuelans because a cargo boat with tons and tons of food was stopped in Panama

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Sadly for her she forgot that the Panama Canal has a Twitter account and told her to stick her lies in her ass

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She kept screaming that Panama was being fucking jackasses but again the account say "fuck off cunt"

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Of course this autism has to be investigated in deep, several twitter faggots put their collective effort to kick Delcy to oblivion

First of all she claimed that the boat was stopped by some uber legal reason because orange man bad, wrong, the tracker clearly say it was a routine procedure mind you the people is actually using the same tracker as she did in her press conference

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Other thing that she claim is that it comes with "25k tons of soy cakes to make food" she forgot two things, one soy cakes are a component to make food FOR ANIMALS not for humans and the other, the boat maximum capacity is 20k tons, from where the hell did those 25k tons come from?

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To end the beating the manifesto of the carrier clearly claims that the final destination of the boat was PANAMA, IT WAS NEVER GOING COME HERE

you can check it right now if you want the serial is AIS MMSI: 477264900 , at the time of this post is going to Aruba, country that has blocked Venezuela to oblivion

What a thrill :story:

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so this back and for bored the god emperor so he decided to tactical nuke those jackasses to see if they decide to take the Emperor's Mercy
Thanks for the update! I was worried that Trump had gotten bored of the Venezuela situation in general. Good to see that's not the case. I usually don't like it when the government interferes with foreign countries, but I'll make an exception for this. It would feel wrong if the government, which throws money at Al Queda rejects, saw Venezuelans being crushed under the boot of their own government and multiple foreign governments and decided that it's not important enough to roll out of bed for.
 
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