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Venezuela's Maduro to throw concert rivaling Richard Branson

President Nicolas Maduro’s government barely missed a beat Monday in announcing plans for its own huge concert to rival one being organized by a billionaire backer of Venezuelan opposition leader Juan Guaido.

https://www.apnews.com/66f55780a73a4754a41529a062f7d057

This is becoming a shitty 80s movie. Who wants to bet Rage Against the Machine or something goes and play the Maduro side.

- Donald Trump is president.
- Venezuela, once one of the most advanced and prosperous countries in south america, is a crumbling hell hole with people ransoming kidnap victims for food.
- A comically corrupt dictator, backed by Russia, is refusing to step down.
- The Dictator and the Rebels are having a battle of the bands.

If you made this movie in the 80's, you'd have been laughed at for how completely unrealistic it is.
 
- Donald Trump is president.
- Venezuela, once one of the most advanced and prosperous countries in south america, is a crumbling hell hole with people ransoming kidnap victims for food.
- A comically corrupt dictator, backed by Russia, is refusing to step down.
- The Dictator and the Rebels are having a battle of the bands.

If you made this movie in the 80's, you'd have been laughed at for how completely unrealistic it is.
It gets better. Apparently Roger Waters is throwing his hat into the ring.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...ms-venezuela-border-aid-concert-idUSKCN1Q8223
 
This is becoming a shitty 80s movie. Who wants to bet Rage Against the Machine or something goes and play the Maduro side.

Didn't Zack de la Rocha leave the band? He's the dude who would insist on doing something retarded like that.

Also even the Socialist International has renounced Maduro and endorsed Guaido.
 
- Donald Trump is president.
- Venezuela, once one of the most advanced and prosperous countries in south america, is a crumbling hell hole with people ransoming kidnap victims for food.
- A comically corrupt dictator, backed by Russia, is refusing to step down.
- The Dictator and the Rebels are having a battle of the bands.

If you made this movie in the 80's, you'd have been laughed at for how completely unrealistic it is.
Maduro is going to topple the capitalist pigs by singing Revive Zordon.
 
Didn't Zack de la Rocha leave the band? He's the dude who would insist on doing something exceptional like that.

Also even the Socialist International has renounced Maduro and endorsed Guaido.

Yeah he quit because Morello was becoming a Libertarian and didn't like Zack's Communist sympathies, and their entire rhythm section was dealing with substance abuse issues.

I actually looked up to see if either Morello or de la Rocha had any hot takes re: Venezuela, and they've both been silent on the issue from what I can tell.
 
- The Dictator and the Rebels are having a battle of the bands.

You need artists for that and until the time of this post every single person that was invited has refused to come to Maduro's concert, even ex ultra chavizta brothers Servando and Florentino (sons of Ali Primera one of the icons of the Chavismo) refused to come, that say a lot considering their mother came to the old congress to spit communist propaganda only to flee the same day to Miami (she lives there) because the peasantry of Venezuela disgusted her
 
Maduro is sending tanks and soldiers to the brazillian border after Bolsonaro promised to help with humanitarian aid.


https://br.noticias.yahoo.com/venez...dados-pra-fronteira-com-brasil-144539590.html

Daily reminder that the people riding those tanks dont have any kind of training, most of them only have licenses to ride a truck, that is all you need to ride a tank in commizuela, also those tanks have not been maintained for years and worst of it dont have any ammo/spare parts since we stopped paying Lord Putin the best thing that can happen is that they just break down in the border and the brazilians just pass them in the way laughing at them

In other news

Today there was a caravan that was going to Cucuta to receive the humanitarian aid, meanwhile the members of the congress were talking to the press the freaking army just jumped on the trucks Mad Max style and tried to puncture the tires thankfully they did not succeed

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Also one of the most hardcore Chaviztas and obvious member of the Sun cartel (aka our own cartel that the army maintain) just flipped his allegiances and recognize Guaido as president, the reason must be that he is in the Clinton List for violations of Human rights so we know of someone that actually want to take the amnesty (bonus: he was the guy that incarcerated the general that liberated chavez in the last coup)

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This is a huge blow for Maduro he was the for the lack of a better name the Spymaster of Chavez
 
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Maduro is sending tanks and soldiers to the brazillian border after Bolsonaro promised to help with humanitarian aid.


https://br.noticias.yahoo.com/venez...dados-pra-fronteira-com-brasil-144539590.html

Not exactly tanks. Even AFV would be a stretch. More like scout cars.

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An airline that isn't exactly Air America 2 had a flight into Caracas yesterday. The GIII being painted USAF gray and needing permission to land should be hints.
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Venezuela’s Guaidó asks followers to surround military bases amid aid showdown
BOGOTA, COLOMBIA


Venezuela’s interim President Juan Guaidó is asking followers to surround military bases on Saturday to demand that the armed forces allow aid into the country — a provocative move that’s likely to inflame Nicolás Maduro.

In a series of tweets Wednesday, Guaidó told his 1.3 million followers to peacefully surround military installations “and demand the entry of humanitarian aid.”

Señores of the [armed forces], you have three days to follow the orders of the president and put yourself on the right side of the constitution,” he wrote. “This aid is to save lives.”

The tactic comes as Guaidó — backed by the United States, Colombia, Brazil and others — is asking hundreds of thousands of volunteers to defy Maduro and his military and head to the border this weekend and bring in food and medical supplies that have been donated to the country. A warehouse of largely U.S. aid is being stockpiled near the Colombian town of Cúcuta. And there are plans to have similar depots in Brazil and the Dutch island of Curacao.

Maduro says the aid push is illegal, unnecessary and tantamount to an invasion. He’s blocked one border bridge with Colombia, sent military to the frontier and has promised not to let any of the aid in. He has also suspended flights and shipping from Curacao.

While Guaidó has popular support and the backing of many in the international community, he’s failed to spark the mass military defections that many were expecting.

On Tuesday, Venezuela Defense Minister Vladimir Padrino López said Washington and others who want regime change in the country would have to achieve it “over our dead bodies.”

Venezuela has been mired in a political stalemate since Jan. 23 when Guaidó said it was his constitutional duty, as head of congress, to assume the presidency and call new elections. Maduro says he has the right to run the economically shattered country through 2025.
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Lol Guaido knows they're gonna get gunned down.

Nah, to obvious, almost all the kills are by overusing gas grenades and anti riots weaponry

Now the colectivos in the other hand have been suspiciously silent, there was a rumour about Maduro asking them to sacrifice themselves for the great revolution if the Marines come here and they said "are you crazy?"

Dont know why everyone communist have a absolute terror about USA coming here and i mean terror levels tinfoil hats
 
Maduro is trying to make Venezuela like North Korea, with completely closed borders and a starving citizenry lorded over by the army, the only institution with food and money.

I hope it doesn't work.
 
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