UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

With the news of an attempted army uprising ending in many arrests happening in the troubled nation, I think now is the time to just say 'Post all Venezuela related news here'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-40843494

The civil war is upon us.

 

[Ghostse]

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They saw a commercial drone and started shooting it. lol

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Imagine if there is a coup, but it only started because some drunk retard saw thier own drone and started shooting, then both sides assumed the other was betraying them.

 

[foam rolla]

It's crazy buildings up that high have bars on the windows. Was motherfuckin venezuelan spiderman breaking into apartments?

The more pressing question is would its name be Spider Spic or Spic Man?

 

[ArgentinianGrandpa]

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They saw a commercial drone and started shooting it. lol

Just read an article on one of my country local new site, says the venezuelan goverment claims the situation is under control and that they saw non identified drones flying near the presidencial palace so this might be real

 

[DickMain]

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They saw a commercial drone and started shooting it. lol

To be fair those things are obnoxious. Consider it a public service I guess.

 

[Snekposter]

The more pressing question is would its name be Spider Spic or Spic Man?

I think its named Miles Morales.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

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Imagine if there is a coup, but it only started because some drunk retard saw thier own drone and started shooting, then both sides assumed the other was betraying them.

I will find my rosary and pray it twice over if this happens. As long as folks are dodgin' the aftershocks, stay safe. Thanks for keepin' us up to date locals.

 

[Armor King]

I haven't payed attention to Candance Owens and Tucker Carlson in years but what the fuck happened? How is Maduro right wing conservative now? Because he isn't a complete hedonistic blue haired Seattle retard that loves to fuck dogs doesnt mean Maduro himself isnt left wing, just the regular spic left wing, white people are the devil, natives are by default good, capitalism bad, USSR good, I even remember various videos of him paying lip service to the LGBT shit by putting trannies on some government event. Is this ignorance? Stupidity? Or are they aware of what they're doing?

 

[lurker7274519]

I haven't payed attention to Candance Owens and Tucker Carlson in years but what the fuck happened? How is Maduro right wing conservative now? Because he isn't a complete hedonistic blue haired Seattle retard that loves to fuck dogs doesnt mean Maduro himself isnt left wing, just the regular spic left wing, white people are the devil, natives are by default good, capitalism bad, USSR good, I even remember various videos of him paying lip service to the LGBT shit by putting trannies on some government event. Is this ignorance? Stupidity? Or are they aware of what they're doing?

Do you think we venezuelans are the only ones having to deal with controlled opposition. Believe me, Tucker "Nick fuentes is a good man" Carson knows exactly what he is doing.

 

[Ghostse]

I haven't payed attention to Candance Owens and Tucker Carlson in years but what the fuck happened? How is Maduro right wing conservative now? Because he isn't a complete hedonistic blue haired Seattle retard that loves to fuck dogs doesnt mean Maduro himself isnt left wing, just the regular spic left wing, white people are the devil, natives are by default good, capitalism bad, USSR good, I even remember various videos of him paying lip service to the LGBT shit by putting trannies on some government event. Is this ignorance? Stupidity? Or are they aware of what they're doing?

I never paid attention to either.

Tucker "CIA glowie" Carlson is under Kremlin control, so that's why he's Maduro simpin. Candace Owens, from what I remember, has her heart in the right place (anti- USAIDS glowie ops to spread trannies) but she's got News Anchor syndrome, aka actually really dumb and uninformed and parroting whatever talking points her producer hands her.

 

[KrumBum]

The trail of cope on this has been great so far. IT'S INVASION- WAR FOR OIL- WAR CRIMES REEEE- OK WELL EVEN IF THE BROWN PEOPLE THERE ARE HAPPY WITH THIS UH..DRUMPF DID IT WRONG ACHTCHUALLY...........NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HAHAHA STUPID IT'S FOR OIL NOT DRUGS.....SO WHAT?...WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!...IT'S FOR OIL...THAT MAKES IT BAD....HE DIDN'T DO IT THE RIGHT WAY.....REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Pizarra vive, la lucha sigue

 

[Diggus Bickus]

We have to be realistic. Nothing's gonna be fixed in 6 months. It's 20 years of this shit, it'll probably take 40 for niggers to stop niggering, but it'll be mainly cuz they've died out by then. But hey, I'm interested to see what happens from now, even if I am a firm believer of la pizarra.

 

[Cubanodun]

We have to be realistic. Nothing's gonna be fixed in 6 months. It's 20 years of this shit, it'll probably take 40 for niggers to stop niggering, but it'll be mainly cuz they've died out by then. But hey, I'm interested to see what happens from now, even if I am a firm believer of la pizarra.

This year is going to improve a lot of things, starting with the purge of communist influence in PDVSA, Rubio announced that they are going to manage the profits of the oil that is sold and will also manage how that money is invested here, meaning the cartel and the enchufados cant touch it anymore, they also are going to provide us with the nafta that was a thing that russia love to blackmail us with it

There is also the massive boost of money that will get in because we were selling our oil at loss because "a sell is better than no sale" so everyone was bullying us getting our oil for next to nothing

The population that stayed is hyped because this also means the maintenance stops of the refineries are going to come back so that means works are also coming back

 

[Ghostse]

This year is going to improve a lot of things, starting with the purge of communist influence in PDVSA, Rubio announced that they are going to manage the profits of the oil that is sold and will also manage how that money is invested here, meaning the cartel and the enchufados cant touch it anymore, they also are going to provide us with the nafta that was a thing that russia love to blackmail us with it

There is also the massive boost of money that will get in because we were selling our oil at loss because "a sell is better than no sale" so everyone was bullying us getting our oil for next to nothing

The population that stayed is hyped because this also means the maintenance stops of the refineries are going to come back so that means works are also coming back

I just figured everyone was stoked because it means Toilet Paper will be available which means you can stop using bolivars.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

CNN: I’ve covered Venezuela for a decade. But this US visit was like nothing I’ve seen before (archive) (lite)

Perhaps, the most surreal conversation I had was not hearing a Chavista president singing capitalism’s praise, or friends who have been out of the country for eight years finally looking for a flight to Caracas; but a European diplomat who, after a long pause, told me: “At least for now, we’ve got to admit that Trump got this one right.”

 

[Ghostse]

a European diplomat who, after a long pause, told me: “At least for now, we’ve got to admit that Trump got this one right.”

The EU will never recover from this horror.

 

[Armor King]

We have to be realistic. Nothing's gonna be fixed in 6 months. It's 20 years of this shit, it'll probably take 40 for niggers to stop niggering, but it'll be mainly cuz they've died out by then. But hey, I'm interested to see what happens from now, even if I am a firm believer of la pizarra.

Probably the most sober take you can have on this shitshow, I've seen even left wing venezuelans who supposedly aren't chavistas (they're basically blue chavismo) having the audacity to be indignant at Trump because everything hasn't been fixed in a month, these are the same types of people who were, not even 3 months ago, pretending to care about the ICE shit, posting anti-ICE retardation on their instagram stories, like they're not well aware 99% of the "people" ICE is deporting are human scum.

This shitshow is going to take at the very least, an entire generation of people to fix, 25 years at the minimum. Just stopping venezuelans from being venezuelans is going to take a long time, like when you can sneak into the front of a line in the supermarket or something, but you don't do it because you don't want to be a nigger, simple stuff like that, that's basically part of the venezuelan DNA at this point. That's the stuff thats going to take decades to fix, specially after almost 30 years of chavismo supercharing the venezuelan niggerdom mentality of gimes me dat and I'm the center of the universe.

 

[lurker7274519]

The US Department of Justice formalizes recognition of Delcy Rodríguez as the sole authority to represent Venezuela in courts.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

The EU will never recover from this horror.

Imagine the next upcoming horrors the EU will see after Cuba collapsed and soon who knows, Nicaragua.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Maria Corina attended the presidential inauguration in Chile, along with... Juan Guaidó