UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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I hope that if Venezuela is to get into a conflict with the United States, all the Venezuelan Kiwi Farms users stay safe.
Same. A lot of them are alright.

The problem with Venezuelans is that they’re lazy. We could overthrow their government at a whim but if they’re not willing to put up any resistance themselves I don’t have much hope for them afterwards. That being said perhaps they’d be easy to set up a proxy government and we could exploit their oil for our own interests. We could probably rule them better than their own government but that’s a low bar. Personally I’d put a based Venezuelan strong man in charge. Someone who’d execute drug cartel members without a second thought.

I hate cartel members with a burning passion and I’d love to support the zoomers in overthrowing the Mexican government and installing a military dictatorship that just executes all the cartel members. I’d also want to militarize our border with Mexico and have Mexico militarize its southern border as a double buffer. Bukele has proven the region can rid itself of its parasites if it so chooses.
 
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Senate Dems + Paul have said that if Trump strikes VZ they will immediately call a vote about War Powers act vote. This means the happenings are even less likely than ever.
 
Senate Dems + Paul have said that if Trump strikes VZ they will immediately call a vote about War Powers act vote. This means the happenings are even less likely than ever.
They would be giving him a great cop out. Instead of another bluff that blows over i'd just be blamed on the democrats that nothing ever happens.
 
Funny this is the actual strategy Maduro is playing, he is sure that America will not do anything except dick wave toys and not actually do anything of value against him, still Trump supposedly said he has until Friday
what do americans even care about venezuela for besides deporting the inmigrants?. And at least he is keeping that ball going.


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CITGO is finally getting taken too, maybe that was worth embarassment of being associated with the likes Guaido. Seems more like the consolation prize they took for endorsing that fiasco.
 
Senate Dems + Paul have said that if Trump strikes VZ they will immediately call a vote about War Powers act vote. This means the happenings are even less likely than ever.
They'd lose it lol. Congresscritters love the WPA since, completely opposite to its ostensible purpose, it removes them from responsibility for war. They love 99% of the responsibility for war being on the president
 
Peruvian Nationalists, regarding immigration from Venezuela, started a major online campaign that caused controversy lately on Spanish-speaking internet:


“We don't want to mix with blacks and we wish to maintain our indigenous component as a cultural base.

Venezuelans are incompatible with our way of life, whether good or bad.

They (Venezuelans) must be expelled by force from Peru.”
No one likes Venezuelans.
 
Peruvian Nationalists, regarding immigration from Venezuela, started a major online campaign that caused controversy lately on Spanish-speaking internet:

frontera_los_peruanos_ante_la_inmigracion_de_venezuela_no_quer.mp4

No one likes Venezuelans.
> 40 years ago your country had the highest standard of living in Latin America.
> One That-Wasn't-Real-Communism later
> Tired of starving and being unable to wipe your ass when you managed to farm enough runescape gold to eat enough to take a shit.
> Go to Peru, a country mostly lacking basic sanitation.
> See a fat, type-2 diabetes Indo in clothes from US EEUU church donation boxes doing all manner of shit to the the King's Spanish.
> in that bush-shitting accent, Indo calls you a nigger and tells you to get the fuck out.
 
> 40 years ago your country had the highest standard of living in Latin America.
> One That-Wasn't-Real-Communism later
> Tired of starving and being unable to wipe your ass when you managed to farm enough runescape gold to eat enough to take a shit.
> Go to Peru, a country mostly lacking basic sanitation.
> See a fat, type-2 diabetes Indo in clothes from US EEUU church donation boxes doing all manner of shit to the the King's Spanish.
> in that bush-shitting accent, Indo calls you a nigger and tells you to get the fuck out.
They truly are the niggers of Latin America, even worse than the infamously blacked Brazilians.
 
Its being reported that the Tin Foil Lady already took her golden parachute and fucked off to Norway. As it was always the plan on the Guaido 2.0 agenda despite the smoke peddling.

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Venezuelan Redditards coping this as being a great victory: She escaped the regime and will return soon to liberate Venezuela r-right??

Everyone else already thought her and Edmundo completely irrelevant a year ago.
 
Its being reported that the Tin Foil Lady already took her golden parachute and fucked off to Norway. As it was always the plan on the Guaido 2.0 agenda despite the smoke peddling.

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Venezuelan Redditards coping this as being a great victory: She escaped the regime and will return soon to liberate Venezuela r-right??

Everyone else already thought her and Edmundo completely irrelevant a year ago.
We are now entering our Norwegian Era (Maria's Version).

How has everyone after Gaydildo managed to be even less effective than he was as opposition?
 
How has everyone after Gaydildo managed to be even less effective than he was as opposition?

They are just as effective because their plan is not to oust Maduro, is to milk foreign governments, NGOs and private investors for cash then fuck off with the bag to luxury neighborhoods in the first world. Its all going according to keikaku
 
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