UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Now that the Gerald Ford has finally arrived the "exercises" to "combat the evil empire" has started.. the exercises being abandoning HQ very fast, run for the mountains and pray

Reuters also released a article where without any lube reduced our defenses life expectancy to 2 hours at best

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Cubanodun said:
Now that the Gerald Ford has finally arrived the "exercises" to "combat the evil empire" has started.. the exercises being abandoning HQ very fast, run for the mountains and pray

Reuters also released a article where without any lube reduced our defenses life expectancy to 2 hours at best

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Link?

This is gonna age so bad once the nothing happens hits
 
lurker7274519 said:
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This is gonna age so bad once the nothing happens hits
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Sure

Tbf i also believe nothing substantial is going to happen but the 2 factions of the Chavizmo are fighting right now because they actually believe the marines are coming, they have tried everything by saying that the gerald ford was a lie and it was not coming (it deviated a little to africa they said this was a signal that USA was being defeated? only for the gerald ford to appear today in the SOUTHCOM area of operations), that Russia was going to defend us because we are their allies (they noped the fuck out of us saying we never requested military aid probably because they did not like Maduro being willing to betray them to save himself)

The infighting is enough entertainment for me is like seeing locusts killing each other
 
Ghostse said:
This can't be said enough.
Romania is a nation infected with gypsies, as soon as they knew soviet troops wouldn't be able to come and mass-execute them, toppled their corrupt and incompetent Marx-spewing leaders and gave the country a wonderful Christmas present.

Venezuelan revolution started and stopped with "we posted on Facebook asking America send some guys in their teens and twenties to get killed so our lives will be less terrible. I did the tiktok dance. I told Twitter we are in our fearless era (taylor's version). What else could I possibly be expected to do?"
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Romania saw its living standards atrophy as Ceaucescu decided he'd pay all the national debt regardless of cost to the little people, yet Venezuelans saw a plunge from First World to Third World with mocking echoes of a prosperous past like fine but deteriorating older cars as car import and manufacturing that largely ceased ten years ago. Now Ceaucescu lost the Army, and kept his Securitate, which was of little use given the ruling class, the Army and ordinary people of Bucharest revolted. Maduro and Chavez made sure to usefully corrupt his military and security apparatus with a foul narco stink. Yet Capiles, Machado and the other retards are harmless anyhoe. I thought Masons like Capriles could work their Craft magic against the Bus Driver, but no.
 
I hope the Trump Administration has more of a plan than scare the big bus driver with the really big scary boat the USS Gerard R. Ford. Maduro knows his military wouldn't last a few hours, but the Bus Driver likely hopes there's a bit of reluctance to move from menaces to military action. Disapproval of any US action from Putin or Gustavo Petro and Lula is not much of a protection. Putin could've made some little concessions on Ukraine meaning his disapproval on Venezuela might be some factor. Now it's nothing. Maduro probably hopes that Petro holds his whist and just concerns himself with Peru. Petro cannot just stay mean stuff about Trump without consequence. He's too close to the action to be like the President of Portugal and attack Trump and just be ignored. Likewise words of disapproval from Lula might be counterproductive, altho Trump might sympathise a little over court cases, corruption claims and deep unpopularity. Maduro's Defense Minister claims 'full operational readiness' and there's an app to report glowie stuff (Time). Maduro has to hope the 'nothing ever happens' rule holds.


Maduro's super soldiers surely fill the Yanqui with fear
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Cubanodun is addicted to copium. No matter how many times nothing happens the guy is always on the streets begging the dealer for another hit.
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There is a clip of a movie I can't find where a woman says "How many different ways do you want me to tell you the same story?" and I feel like that shit is us ITT currently with how many times we repost the graphs.
 
The US legal department has basically said the situation doesn't justify unilater operations in Venezuelan territory ...yet. So unless Maduro or his cronies do something EXTREMELY stupide, the DSP of dictators is not under any threat of Churroing.
Basically Trump would have to go to congress for authorization to attempt the impossible task of getting Maduro in the oil.

Cubanodun said:
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> Wouldn't last two hours in a war
> Population still prefers starvation and runescape goldfarming over removing the corrupt government

LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Cubanodun is addicted to copium. No matter how many times nothing happens the guy is always on the streets begging the dealer for another hit.
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Pure strain venezuelan copium is what trump is wanting off our streets.

lurker7274519 said:
This is gonna age so bad once the nothing happens hits
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We are in our Fearless Era (Ron Paul's version)

Diggus Bickus said:
"How many different ways do you want me to tell you the same story?"
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I think that's Ripley in Aliens.
 
No. 7 cat said:
I hope the Trump Administration has more of a plan than scare the big bus driver with the really big scary boat the USS Gerard R. Ford. Maduro knows his military wouldn't last a few hours, but the Bus Driver likely hopes there's a bit of reluctance to move from menaces to military action. Disapproval of any US action from Putin or Gustavo Petro and Lula is not much of a protection. Putin could've made some little concessions on Ukraine meaning his disapproval on Venezuela might be some factor. Now it's nothing. Maduro probably hopes that Petro holds his whist and just concerns himself with Peru. Petro cannot just stay mean stuff about Trump without consequence. He's too close to the action to be like the President of Portugal and attack Trump and just be ignored. Likewise words of disapproval from Lula might be counterproductive, altho Trump might sympathise a little over court cases, corruption claims and deep unpopularity. Maduro's Defense Minister claims 'full operational readiness' and there's an app to report glowie stuff (Time). Maduro has to hope the 'nothing ever happens' rule holds.

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obviously the venezuelan military can't last a day against the USA in an armed conflict but for that to happen burgerland would have to be willing to commit to an indefinite occupation of a country were there is no realistic internal power alternative that can sustain the state post-chavismo on its own. I personally don't believe even bombing strategic assets would make much of a difference when it comes to regime change, its boots on the ground or bust. The government would seethe a bit about their burnt bases and carry on.

Without direct intervention Maduro could leave office today and it wouldn't make much of a difference , another random from PSUV would take his place and continue the regime with a bit of musical chairs, just as corrupt as always. There isn't any real opposition leadership or any insurgency with military power inside Venezuela that we know of, when it comes to arms its just chavismo and more chavismo. The MUD and Maria Corina are useless crooks without any real power, the USA would have to get dirty and possibly face a lot of political whiplash to secure the position for very cowardly and incompetent puppets. Its a big ask.

The Trump admin since the first time around works with the idea that pressure might make the government break from the inside but probably already knows that escalating beyond that is a fools errand, basically pozloading my negholep. Meanwhile Chavismo knows they just have to wait it out until the USA gets bored, elections come, policy changes, like it usually does.

tl, dr, nothing ever happens because Venezuela is a 916,445 km² Blackpill shaped like a country.
If i am wrong somehow and what i said is all stupid doomer nonsense i'll eat my words, but my money remains on the same chips, diamond hands on nothing ever happens.
 
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Government is funded again, get ready for the 3 day hour special military operation to Churro the Maduro.

LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
I personally don't believe even bombing strategic assets would make much of a difference when it comes to regime change, its boots on the ground or bust.
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Only thing I'll somewhat disagree with you on is this, partly.
I don't think boots on the ground would necessarily be a full invasion, but its more likely we'd see some special ops operations against Narco infrastructure, possibly some druglords taken into forcible custody. This would be enough for the opposition in any functional country to overthrow the old order if not the government, but not in the cuck paradise of Venezuela where the population will shrug and get back to runescape.

I also think its very likely we're going to see airstrikes on drug compounds & infrastructure (because thats attacking the cartels not Venezuela you see) but 100% agree with your assessment that those won't impact Maduro's ability to remain head of state in the slightest. It should, but it won't. I'm pretty sure Orange Man could nuke Caracas and Maduro would emerge unscathed from the rubble and would continue to govern the rest of Venezuela for the rest of his life.
 
Take that article with a pinch of salt because it's too good to be true, it wondered if Maduro have flee to Brazil?

With the looming possibility of a U.S. attack on Venezuela this weekend, it's rumored that Nicolás Maduro might have fled to Brazil on Saturday, November 29 as a last-ditch effort to avoid being captured by the U.S. military.
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I hope that if Venezuela is to get into a conflict with the United States, all the Venezuelan Kiwi Farms users stay safe.
 
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