UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

With the news of an attempted army uprising ending in many arrests happening in the troubled nation, I think now is the time to just say 'Post all Venezuela related news here'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-40843494

The civil war is upon us.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

and they did nothing to stop it

Lol, that's what happens when you expect the commie government of Spain to oppose commies.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

It's amazing how a commie politician can just escape to another red country and immediately be given housing and a 5 star kind of treatment. Even if they've got a lot of money, you'd think that at some point they'd run out given that taking money from shmucks may be lucrative in Venezuela but not in other countries due to the difference in prices and currency.

It's as they say, reds look after each other. They won't stop until the entire world is red.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

And while am not surprised about argies migrating to Venezuela after the 2001 crisis, I personally don't know of any families who did

Lot of argentinians worked here on the ad industry and TV and entertainment, lots of venezuelans from those industries were the first wave of people to move to Argentina as well. People even joked that you couldn't have an ad agency without at least one argentinian.

The people that invaded us the hardest were Colombians, in that case it would be the opposite, every colombian knows someone who emigrated to venezuela because they sent 5 million niggers to us during the height of the FArc years and the Escobar era. Their migration was a net negative, a cataclism of epic proportions and i curse Adecos every day for opening the borden to Colombia , in that era AD and Copei would card them inmediatly with no screening, and used to give away free cement and zinc roofs so that colombians could invade terrains and thats how Petare came to be what it is today , all because they wanted new voters except those niggers overwhelmingly voted for chaves later on . Thats why i just laugh when they complain of venezuela sending niggers to them, its all a revolving door, and its gonna have very bad result for Colombia too.


So far Argentina has been relatively lucky because anyone willing to migrate by road would just stay on Peru or Chile instead or try to invade north america through the Darien . Argentina is simply too far and hard to reach that way , plain tickets is a small filter for the worst niggers. I don't think thats gonna last long if Milei really opens the floodgates, a lot of the trash currently in Peru and Chile might suddenly decide to make the jump if they see its really that easy to regularize their migratory status, i bet he is thinking the same thing adecos in the 80s were thinking : "a flood of new voters who will kiss my ass, nothing can go wrong with this"

 

[Ghostse]

It's amazing how a commie politician can just escape to another red country and immediately be given housing and a 5 star kind of treatment. Even if they've got a lot of money, you'd think that at some point they'd run out given that taking money from shmucks may be lucrative in Venezuela but not in other countries due to the difference in prices and currency.

It's as they say, reds look after each other. They won't stop until the entire world is red.

Free? My nigga are you forgetting how much of the VZ treasury Gay Dildo looted on his way out the door? Spain will be invoicing VZ for Edmundo - who likely has his own Grift Bux swiss account. That money is now being dropped on the Spanish economy.

But anyway they really need a visit by Franco 2.0.

 

[Cubanodun]

Capriles has quit Primero Justicia, iirc he stated that did not like the direction the party was going, in reality, Primero Justicia has decided to support Maria Corina and he doesnt like no one giving a shit about him anymore, good riddance, fuck yourself and go dance salsa in hell



They also approved the capture order against Milei for bullshit charges like robbery and they are still mad he confiscated a plane from them

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

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Capriles has quit Primero Justicia, iirc he stated that did not like the direction the party was going, in reality, Primero Justicia has decided to support Maria Corina and he doesnt like no one giving a shit about him anymore, good riddance, fuck yourself and go dance salsa in hell

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They also approved the capture order against Milei for bullshit charges like robbery and they are still mad he confiscated a plane from them

This just confirms further that Guanipa is gonna be the swiftie candidate when the MUD sends people to vote again in the same sham in 2030

 

[Cubanodun]

Our beloved clown that need photoshop to make his pp look big is mad that Milei also put a arrest warrant against all his buddies, mad that people is donating to Ya Casi Venezuela and they cant find a way to punish people for donating because of their own stupidity (average venezuelan cant use their money in external platforms, you need to do shitload of workarounds to even recieve or send money)

He passed a hour calling Milei names because he never imagined someone would use his same tricks against him

This just confirms further that Guanipa is gonna be the swiftie candidate when the MUD sends people to vote again in the same sham in 2030

There is no candidate, the HQ in Caracas is aware that if they dont put Edmundo in Miraflores by January they can legit stop trying anymore because no one will ever care

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

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Our beloved clown that need photoshop to make his pp look big is mad that Milei also put a arrest warrant against all his buddies, mad that people is donating to Ya Casi Venezuela and they cant find a way to punish people for donating because of their own stupidity (average venezuelan cant use their money in external platforms, you need to do shitload of workarounds to even recieve or send money)

He passed a hour calling Milei names because he never imagined someone would use his same tricks against him


There is no candidate, the HQ in Caracas is aware that if they dont put Edmundo in Miraflores by January they can legit stop trying anymore because no one will ever care

Dunno, I think they can grift more if they put an effort.
They won't win elections ever, even if legit, but the grift can go on

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

they can legit stop trying anymore

Lol. As if.

The Mudeco grift never ends

 

[Cubanodun]

Not news but i found hilarious this tweet that has been doing the rounds



Here we see a member of the communicational guerrilla aka human bots farms bragging that he got his vote and in january he is going with Maduro to sworn him again as president, the little problem is that a) he did a electoral crime and b) that is not a vote for the election, is a vote for the simulation they do to test the system before the real deal

After that guy got incredibly owned he send another picture with the actual vote



Problem is, is another electoral crime and the vote he is showing has the hash code, that is on the system,people checked and Maduro lost in his electoral center, so now he is screaming at everyone going full corncob mode

 

[Armor King]

Not news but i found hilarious this tweet that has been doing the rounds

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Here we see a member of the communicational guerrilla aka human bots farms bragging that he got his vote and in january he is going with Maduro to sworn him again as president, the little problem is that a) he did a electoral crime and b) that is not a vote for the election, is a vote for the simulation they do to test the system before the real deal

After that guy got incredibly owned he send another picture with the actual vote

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Problem is, is another electoral crime and the vote he is showing has the hash code, that is on the system,people checked and Maduro lost in his electoral center, so now he is screaming at everyone going full corncob mode

The only thing you can commend MCM and her craddle of faggots on is this whole actas thing. But now, with hindsight, that was only like 5% of what was really needed to oust Maduro. We all knew the vote was a formality and he was going to lose by 70-30 if he was lucky. Its funny that since the election when one of these government propaganda niggers tries to spin the few ballots where Maduro won as if they were the majority, you can basically UHM ACKSUALLY in like 5 seconds because of the website the ballots are posted in. And that ballot shows Edmundo won by like twice the votes.

My guess is that this absolute chavista retard mongoloid (redundant I know) thought he was the one guy who could actually pull off a "SEE MADURO WON YOU FASCISTSSSS!" but the actas thing can get really convoluted with all those numbers and hexcodes and shit and since this guy is an obvious creation of the chavista commie order with an IQ in the low 70s, he didn't really understood what he was talking about and like every other chavista trying this trick, owned himself in spectular fashion (look for a guy called Trapielo, a chavista mouthpiece, to see the most embarrasing example of this). All that being said MCM and her blue chavismo cronnies have completely squandered all this political capital and good will they had for like 3 days by doing nothing except interviews with faggot influencers nobody gives a fuck about.

 

[Ghostse]

The only thing you can commend MCM and her craddle of faggots on is this whole actas thing. But now, with hindsight, that was only like 5% of what was really needed to oust Maduro.

5%? More like 0%. The Maduro will not be churroed.

 

[The best and greatest]

Sometimes I wonder what the consequences would be if the US government just dronestruck Maduro. No invasion, no nation building. Just assassinate the problematic tin-pot dictator and let the chips fall where they may.

 

[Ghostse]

Sometimes I wonder what the consequences would be if the US government just dronestruck Maduro. No invasion, no nation building. Just assassinate the problematic tin-pot dictator and let the chips fall where they may.

He has DSP tier luck though. The drone sent to assassinate him would somehow end up exploding into the side of a carrier.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Sometimes I wonder what the consequences would be if the US government just dronestruck Maduro.

well, it already happened once. No luck

Also, i don't think it would change much even if they succeed. PSUV would just put another guy in office and keep on trucking.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

At this rate, our only hope is if China and/or Russia will decide to throw Maduro under the bus.

 

[Ghostse]

At this rate, our only hope is if China and/or Russia will decide to throw Maduro under the bus.

Why would they? Russia can't do shit to a small country that borders it, and if you think the US turns a blind eye to what their puppets get up to, my friend you have not seen utter, total chink indifference. The ONLY way china does anything to Maduro is if he recognizes Taiwan.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

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Capriles has quit Primero Justicia, iirc he stated that did not like the direction the party was going, in reality, Primero Justicia has decided to support Maria Corina and he doesnt like no one giving a shit about him anymore, good riddance, fuck yourself and go dance salsa in hell

"coño que manguangua vale.
a h ? "
-- Capriles

Good riddance to that retard. Not like he didn't paint all our faces with clown make up when we decided to believe him. Now that people don't care about him he's jumping ship.

They also approved the capture order against Milei for bullshit charges like robbery and they are still mad he confiscated a plane from them

What the fuck are they going to do to capture Milei? Send the Bolivarian frigates to bomb buenos aires while claiming the supremacy of Pinochet? Meanwhile he's still got the plane and he can just as easily haul ass to Washington DC and hide behind mommy America.

Now I'm just shitposting but you have to admit it's hilarious that maduro believes a bunch of old, out of shape military fucks, a couple of nonfunctioning tanks, some muskets and having Winnie the Pooh on speed dial is going to help, and given the fact he won't shut the fuck up about it on TV only makes this funnier.

well, it already happened once. No luck

Venezuela 'drone attack'_ Soldiers seen running - BBC News.mp4

Also, i don't think it would change much even if they succeed. PSUV would just put another guy in office and keep on trucking.

Hilarious, and this is why I'm saying the Milei capture order means nothing. Look at them run like a bunch of cockroaches when the light's turned on. If you've got a bunch of cowards making your entire military force, you're almost asking to be bombed at some point.

At this rate, our only hope is if China and/or Russia will decide to throw Maduro under the bus.

As long as he keeps being their lapdog they're not going to do anything. Reds look after each other.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

As long as he keeps being their lapdog they're not going to do anything. Reds look after each other.

Although there was some exceptions in the past, Vietnam and China had gone briefly Hatfield and McCoy in 1979.

 

[Ghostse]

As long as he keeps being their lapdog they're not going to do anything. Reds look after each other.

Although there was some exceptions in the past, Vietnam and China had gone briefly Hatfield and McCoy in 1979.

They went Hatfield and McCoy because Vietnam went to curbstomp Pol-Pot, another good communist with a huge commie kill count. China was also on the outs with the USSR....
There is no commie unity. Like any lefties, they quickly resort to eating each other.