UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Cubanodun said:
Yep, they are ramping the lunacy up to eleven they are firing everyone that has whatsapp in their phones and force you to install wechat and if you refuse you are fired

In other news how we as a dictatorship can make ourselves look worse? by being idiots

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Because they cant find a way to TAKE DOWN THAT PESKY WEBSITE OUT OF THE INTERNET" they are now trying to jail everyone involved with that inconvenience that they cant remove, ofc this is useless because the website is not hosted here in venezuela and the staff is not in the country, people were quickly to point out that showing the voting reports is allowed by law and their excuse of a website usurping functions of the CNE fall flat when they refuse to show the reports, refuse to bring back up the CNE website and let the supreme usurp CNE functions, aka this is pure cope

Btw they have the big balls to say the voting reports are fake when they have all the CNE encryption and security on it, and while they have not showed theirs and cant manage to forge them
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Do you think they'll ever be able to? It seems like they've rode themselves into a corner and for the life of them they can't figure a way out, because they simply can't make the ballots look genuine? Or are they just going to say "CIA, USA, ISRAEL, ELON MUSK!" and just never release them while they wait for things to calm down?
 
Armor King said:
Or are they just going to say "CIA, USA, ISRAEL, ELON MUSK!" and just never release them while they wait for things to calm down?
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Why do you ask questions you already know the answer to?

The US hasn't even sent a landing support ship, let alone an Aircraft carrier, which tells you how those at the top think this is going to go down.
 
Armor King said:
Do you think they'll ever be able to? It seems like they've rode themselves into a corner and for the life of them they can't figure a way out, because they simply can't make the ballots look genuine? Or are they just going to say "CIA, USA, ISRAEL, ELON MUSK!" and just never release them while they wait for things to calm down
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They are doing it right now, Conviasa got wiped out to oblivion in the whatsapp purges

Edit 1: now that i have come back to work i can post the things that happened to the day

First, the triumvirate of Colombia, Mexico and Brazil did not like the fact that they are using the supreme to usurp functions of the CNE and keep pestering Maduro to show the damn reports as stated by law, supposedly they were going to forge them but the chinese engineers received orders of the high command to ignore Maduro demands and come back because they dont want the company getting sanctioned, those 3 also noticed the painfully obvious trap they set up to jail Edmundo and side with him for not going

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Second, the Carter Center the guys that MADURO HIMSELF brought here to supervise the elections, the same Carter Center that helped Chavez several times and he had them in high regard did a complete 180 and called Maduro a cheater, proving without a shadow of doubt that there is no hacking going on and the election went clean (They keep claiming that after 11 DAYS the CNE servers is receiving more than 30 millions of attacks per day, this has proven to be false again and again) they refuse to say what kind of attack they are under it or how after the first report Elvis Amoroso himself the chief of the CNE say that there was no hacking and gave the results that made Maduro president again

Of course the obvious and childish answer of the communist is just to bitch and moan and call them coup supporters , please ignore how they were sucking their dicks for months

Third: our fearless idiot in charge has decided to block X formerly know as Twitter for 10 days.... on CANTV.... that no one uses, a single DNS change on your settings let you bypass it but he has been on a bizarre crusade blaming social networks of his demise

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And yet, the country moves back to beg for the boot to crunch their necks once more, being a bystander to their own abuse and expecting others to take said boot off of them, even as the dictator is having a mental breakdown that the lie was revealed in a way that cannot be denied and is threatening to break your neck completely in a tantrum.
 
In worst joke news, Maduro is trying to buy friends by giving them shit in this case he gave them extracting permits to our oil reserves in the venezuelan gulf.... to Nigeria

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According to the analysts this is just a attempt of his to show he has friends in the world but Nigeria was the better he could do because no one else cared enough, is totally not a bad omen that Nigeria had a military coup last year, no sir
 
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He has been a maniac recently but the tldr of today

  1. He refused the asylum offer of panama that was offered yesterday
  2. Refuse to talk with Maria Corina calling her a criminal and a terrorist
  3. Bragging how he has won almost 30 elections and has showed proof every single time of his victory (except now that he still refuse to do so and the great majority of elections was won by Chavez and not you) and that he did not bitch when they lost 2 elections (1 was not even a election was a referendum, the other was a congress election and you went so ballistic that defanged them using the supreme court)
  4. Keep saying the voting ballots reports of Maria corina are fake while refusing to show his
  5. Blocked X, Signal (for nothing tho because it has a in app vpn) and Microsoft
  6. Claim that the Carter center is lying about the hacking and that they dont have any way to prove the attacks are not happening (they were not the only ones and you literally recieved them on Miraflores and showed to them all the new electoral system)
Meanwhile the jailing, the killing and the harassing people for having whatsapp installed in their phones continue
 
Cubanodun said:
According to the analysts this is just a attempt of his to show he has friends in the world but Nigeria was the better he could do because no one else cared enough, is totally not a bad omen that Nigeria had a military coup last year, no sir
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Cue to what could possibly go wrong? I think no one else cared enough because they grow tired of Maduro.
 
This week people have been trying to plan protests on their own since the fake opposition refuses to do anything.

Instead of leading the revolt Maria Corina and Edmundo are proving how they are Maduro's greatest allies and collaborators and now they and their people spend all their time online discouraging protests, telling people they are not allowed to do anything unless they tell them too and that they only want peace and quiet so Maduro can rape them in the ass and maybe just maybe they'll call for a yoga session in some upscale neighborhood as a form of protest but only maybe!

Oh. And Maria Corina is going on an interview with influencer whore Lele Pons, isn't that wonderful?

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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Maria Corina and Edmundo are proving how they are Maduro's greatest allies and collaborators
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If you can't churro them, join them.

I don't know why all three aren't swinging from lampposts. Actually I do, Venezuelans are all cucks. Brazil imported all the africans but Venezuelans really have that slave mentality down solid.
 
This morning, they did a entire show in the supreme with a dracula looking woman cackling that Edmundo did not appear and was in contempt to the court, he was bragging outside of the supreme building saying that this will prove once and for all to their allies that they won legit

5 hours laters:

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His allies betrayed him, told him that his little stunt in the supreme is worthless and they are not going to accept it, show the damn reports or go away
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
This week people have been trying to plan protests on their own since the fake opposition refuses to do anything.

Instead of leading the revolt Maria Corina and Edmundo are proving how they are Maduro's greatest allies and collaborators and now they and their people spend all their time online discouraging protests, telling people they are not allowed to do anything unless they tell them too and that they only want peace and quiet so Maduro can rape them in the ass and maybe just maybe they'll call for a yoga session in some upscale neighborhood as a form of protest but only maybe!

Oh. And Maria Corina is going on an interview with influencer whore Lele Pons, isn't that wonderful?

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Man i love the hilarious timing that every time i read you shitting (rightfully) on her, she immediately call to a march
 
Cubanodun said:
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Man i love the hilarious timing that every time i read you shitting (rightfully) on her, she immediately call to a march
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Lasjactas! Lasjactas! Lest show them lasjactas!

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Sorry this isn't it. Its more of the same blue chavismo script as always, only more pacifist PR crap that goes nowhere and is not even pretending to want to achieve anything but a photo op.

Its gonna be a 3000 year chavista reich at this rate if people don't rise up on their own and go past these MUD bureocrats.
 
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Cubanodun said:
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He has been a maniac recently but the tldr of today

  1. He refused the asylum offer of panama that was offered yesterday
  2. Refuse to talk with Maria Corina calling her a criminal and a terrorist
  3. Bragging how he has won almost 30 elections and has showed proof every single time of his victory (except now that he still refuse to do so and the great majority of elections was won by Chavez and not you) and that he did not bitch when they lost 2 elections (1 was not even a election was a referendum, the other was a congress election and you went so ballistic that defanged them using the supreme court)
  4. Keep saying the voting ballots reports of Maria corina are fake while refusing to show his
  5. Blocked X, Signal (for nothing tho because it has a in app vpn) and Microsoft
  6. Claim that the Carter center is lying about the hacking and that they dont have any way to prove the attacks are not happening (they were not the only ones and you literally recieved them on Miraflores and showed to them all the new electoral system)
Meanwhile the jailing, the killing and the harassing people for having whatsapp installed in their phones continue
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Ahaha lol

Thing is, the Army and police are pretty pro Maduro (or at least pro Maduro gibs) so it doesn't matter.

Versus say.... Bangladesh, where the army stopped supporting the Prime minister and she fled the country a few hours later.
 
We are on our Fearless Era (Taylor's version)

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These are the people running the Venezuelan opposition. Maduro be afraid.
 
I love that our great leader decided for a hour to blame Bezos for everything and tried to fuck the internet in ways only know to north koreans by trying to block any website that use AWS that is like everything by now, after like a hour of shitting the bed and they did not manage to stabilize the shitty CANTV servers the gave up
 
Armor King said:
I had to look on his twitter because I couldn't believe he would tweet something like that. its, real.
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Venezuela is a never ending cringe compilation (Taylor's version), the ride never ends.

The Vente Comandito bots are mass reporting any spontaneus call to action to protest or any real opposition criticism right now on social media, They are more effective than Maduro at shutting down dissent. Only swiftie dance therapy sessions feat. Lele Pons allowed! no insurrection while they negotiate $$$



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The negotiations they are advertising and why they are pacifying the protest movement for , The exact copy paste as with Guaido. Is like deja vu all over again.

-cese de la usurpación
-gobierno de transición
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
We are on our Fearless Era (Taylor's version)

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These are the people running the Venezuelan opposition. Maduro be afraid.
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I can't believe that the opposition is THIS lukewarm and toothless, I would expect this behavior in countries which are in more normal situations and not from a country where people starve and basic services such as electricity and running water go out every other day. Hell politicians in other LATAM countries have gotten huge backlash for far far less while their countries weren't a total trashfire.
I truly feel sorry for venezuelans because one side has their guns pointed at them while the other side hold back or sabotages all of their attempts to accomplish anything. It is also sad to think that if by a miracle international pressure is such that Maduro decides to leave you still have these assholes who are incompetent ar best and malicious at worst, and any criticism will be deflected with "don't undermine democracy bro, do you want to go back to chavez?"
 
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