UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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I'm not well versed in Venezuelan politics. But Maduro made a fucky wucky talking about the Jews. The American Government takes antisemitism very seriously, bad mouthing God chosen people and or fucking with their monopoly on banking is a sure fire way to get a knife up your ass ala Gaddafi.
 
First he steals an election and now he talks bad about the kikes?

how long till the florida national guard does a bay of pigs?
 
Cubanodun said:
Edmundo and Maria Corina released a public statement where he repeat the same mistake as Guaido calling himself elected president and that was enough to declare him Heretica Extremis and the Public Ministry released a statement that NU UH YOU ARE NOT PRESIDENT YOU ARE GOING TO GET ARRESTED NOW
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You can't expect God, these fucks, or the US/UN to do all the work.

Otherwise the boot just reapplies, and the buckbreaking and starvation continues.
 
Adamska said:
You can't expect God, these fucks, or the US/UN to do all the work.
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But they are, they're waiting to become the next "just cause 2", and after us marines commit horrendous crimes they usualy do (which if i'm honest, if I were to held that much power in that situation i'd the same) they would glady justify every single one of them claiming it was "a necessary sacrifice", i'm calling it right now.
 
The supreme court is calling all the candidates including Edmundo to be questioned this is a obvious trap to jail Edmundo

EditL if you want to see how much of a joke the CNE is

  1. Fake results that are so horrible fake that no one believed it
  2. Because they are retards they went to the supreme to self sue themselves in the supreme and the supreme gave them 3 days to give the reports
  3. 3 days passes they did not even bother to show their faces
Edit 2: because the ridiculous plan of repeating the election got shut down by a combination of Ivan Duque leaking it and the company that supply the machines threatening with spilling the beans if they dare to break the seal of the machines the deal was changed to "give up and show the receipts that you don't have or go away, that explain Maduro bizarre rantings on TV
 
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Aurelio_Baldor1875 said:
History repeting itself once more, cuckzuelans swear on their mulato mothers grave that they were the one who "stoop up and brought liberty across the americas fighting agaisnt the almighty spanish empire".

When in reality it was the work from english, haitian, irish and jamaican mercenaries who did 99.99% of the job, while being founded by the british crown. You must KNEEL AND SUCK the anglo's cock once again, in order to aspire for the chance to get your "liberty" back dear cuckribeans, you deserve to get fucked by maduro and castro.
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Cubanodun said:
Edit 2: because the ridiculous plan of repeating the election got shut down by a combination of Ivan Duque leaking it and the company that supply the machines threatening with spilling the beans if they dare to break the seal of the machines the deal was changed to "give up and show the receipts that you don't have or go away, that explain Maduro bizarre rantings on TV
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How is Venezeula treated like they are a real country?

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Simon would have journeyed to France, pledged undying loyalty as well as use of his mouth to both Bonapartes, on the sole condition they make life more miserable for the residents of South America if he could have seen the ambitionless cucks that Venezuelans have become.
 
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Zucotti Manicotti said:
I'm not well versed in Venezuelan politics. But Maduro made a fucky wucky talking about the Jews. The American Government takes antisemitism very seriously, bad mouthing God chosen people and or fucking with their monopoly on banking is a sure fire way to get a knife up your ass ala Gaddafi.
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Look he's a non nuclear power and he didn't go after the golden goose and threaten to de dollarize completely. If he did something rash like try to make the bolivar gold backed he would be ghadaffied. But for now the far churro stays until the gangs gets violent enough to overthrow him.
 
Oh well this is hilarious, Jose brito one of the sellouts that went as a opposition went to TV to show a machine vote report, the chaviztas were celebrating until people noticed the cameraman (bless you man) focused on the QR Code, the opposition quickly scanned the code and went to the website where the actual report is, the poor interviewer even noticed the fact that only the 2 more voted candidates get the reports and he did not eve break 20k votes so his report was fake from day 1
 
Cubanodun said:
the opposition quickly scanned the code and went to the website where the actual report is, the poor interviewer even noticed the fact that only the 2 more voted candidates get the reports and he did not eve break 20k votes so his report was fake from day 1
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Armor King said:
This has to be intentional, nobody is THAT stupid, I'm having trouble believing that they didn't thought this would be caught almost instantly. EDIT - I just checked his twitter, holy fuck its real, what an absolute moron. "Jajajaja" as they say.
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Never underestimated how stupid commies are.
 
Armor King said:
This has to be intentional, nobody is THAT stupid, I'm having trouble believing that they didn't thought this would be caught almost instantly. EDIT - I just checked his twitter, holy fuck its real, what an absolute moron. "Jajajaja" as they say.
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Its just going to make it all the most embarrassing when Maduro remains unchurro'd and the VZ cucks continue to mald but do nothing but go shit up better countries.
 
Armor King said:
she might me speedrunning Guaido 2.
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I am the resident blackpill but even i am in disbelief on how quickly she killed any momentum. In comparison, in 2019, 2017 and 2014 , back then there were many weeks of street violence before it subsided but she did a glitched any% run and skipped all of that right to the end were nothing happens and everything goes back to normal with Maduro still in power.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
I am the resident blackpill but even i am in disbelief on how quickly she killed any momentum. In comparison, in 2019, 2017 and 2014 , back then there were many weeks of street violence before it subsided but she did a glitched any% run and skipped all of that right to the end were nothing happens and everything goes back to normal with Maduro still in power.
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The fun part is that she keep mentioning your point on twitter because others blackpilleds also are spamming why she is not asking for more protests and she keep saying that more are coming and everything is part of the plan she has

In other news and to the surprise of no one Edmundo did not even bother to appear to the trap call of the supreme court, his statement can be tldr to "if i go you are going to jail me, and if i dont go you are going to jail me anyway"
 
Armor King said:
So apparantely they kidnapped the father of one of Venezuela's national soccer team players? For posting anti Maduro stuff on his whatsapp stories? Did I get that right?
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Yep, they are ramping the lunacy up to eleven they are firing everyone that has whatsapp in their phones and force you to install wechat and if you refuse you are fired

In other news how we as a dictatorship can make ourselves look worse? by being idiots

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Because they cant find a way to TAKE DOWN THAT PESKY WEBSITE OUT OF THE INTERNET" they are now trying to jail everyone involved with that inconvenience that they cant remove, ofc this is useless because the website is not hosted here in venezuela and the staff is not in the country, people were quickly to point out that showing the voting reports is allowed by law and their excuse of a website usurping functions of the CNE fall flat when they refuse to show the reports, refuse to bring back up the CNE website and let the supreme usurp CNE functions, aka this is pure cope

Btw they have the big balls to say the voting reports are fake when they have all the CNE encryption and security on it, and while they have not showed theirs and cant manage to forge them
 
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Cubanodun said:
she keep saying that more are coming and everything is part of the plan she has
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More 1 hour dance therapy sessions in chacao lol.

Its good more people are waking up. The fake opposition need to burn already just as much as chavismo does.

This was trending today in Venezuela lol. Even normies are seeing it.
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Cubanodun said:
Yep, they are ramping the lunacy up to eleven they are firing everyone that has whatsapp in their phones and force you to install wechat and if you refuse you are fired

In other news how we as a dictatorship can make ourselves look worse? by being idiots

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Because they cant find a way to TAKE DOWN THAT PESKY WEBSITE OUT OF THE INTERNET" they are now trying to jail everyone involved with that inconvenience that they cant remove, ofc this is useless because the website is not hosted here in venezuela and the staff is not in the country, people were quickly to point out that showing the voting reports is allowed by law and their excuse of a website usurping functions of the CNE fall flat when they refuse to show the reports, refuse to bring back up the CNE website and let the supreme usurp CNE functions, aka this is pure cope

Btw they have the big balls to say the voting reports are fake when they have all the CNE encryption and security on it, and while they have not showed theirs and cant manage to forge them
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Look at me. I am North Korea now.

Congrats on being the new, shittier Norks. lol.
 
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