UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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The 2 idiots that were being hyped as "active military" rebelling but were the traitors that got people killed during Gedeon, got buttfucked by the long dick of the law, thanks New york for getting rid of them
 
Did Maduro really went to our Supreme court to cry about the election? the fuck? why he is not bragging and dancing in the congress that is full of his cronies? his case dont fly because he violated like 30 laws live, on tv
 
Cubanodun said:
Did Maduro really went to our Supreme court to cry about the election? the fuck? why he is not bragging and dancing in the congress that is full of his cronies? his case dont fly because he violated like 30 laws live, on tv
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I think he's chimping because he didn't expect you guys to pull a Cuahtemoc Cardenas and actually fight through the threats and check the numbers. He expected to get the rig in just fine since the starvation to the point of eating the zoo seems distant to him. But now he decisively can't do it, so his pathetic veneer of 'legitimacy' is now completely ruined.

He also might be on his own supply of drugs, and they're not playing well right now.
 
Adamska said:
He also might be on his own supply of drugs,
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He was falling sleep while talking this morning, bizarre

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lmao they are going to use the fake voting reports they were printing to make it look legit, this is so pathetic also this is not the supreme court jurisdiction is the CNE that has to do it disregard that i suck coke zero without a straw there is a branch that deal with electoral matters

In american terms he is going to pull the "we investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong" meme

Edit: i talked to a lawyer right now and he is surprised about this event because if he use fake reports is not going to fly because all the other candidates and his party has the same voting reports, if he show fakes even his own party can shut him down

Edit 2: the numbers they showed after people did the math is hilarious both match the amount of votes but the CNE stole a bunch of millions votes from Edmundo to give it to Maduro then double the votes of the no names cementing the meme this was done in a couple of minutes on excel

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Edit 3: our dear attorney general just said on stream that people has not died in the protests and that the wounded you see on social media are actually actors throwing themselves to the ground and smearing themselves with ketchup
 
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According to Attorney General Tarek William Saab , protestors are throwing themselves to the ground and covering themselves with ketchup to pretend like they have been killed by the military to make Maduro look bad

 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
According to Attorney General Tarek William Saab , protestors are throwing themselves to the ground and covering themselves with ketchup to pretend like they have been killed by the military to make Maduro look bad

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Ketchup is like 3 dollars what the fuck

Btw i think she hear you about she trying to cool the streets and ordered people to protest and march again a massive improvement compared to the cowards that came before her

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Cubanodun said:
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I love drugged Maduro
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It would genuinely be diverting to see two aging, out of condition men (Musk is 53 and not remotely athletic, Maduro is 61 and likely similar) fight on national television. Perhaps that way the voting issue could be settled. It'd do more good than those low energy, cuck shed, liberal politicians wittering on about peaceful measures against Maduro.
 
No. 7 cat said:
It would genuinely be diverting to see two aging, out of condition men (Musk is 53 and not remotely athletic, Maduro is 61 and likely similar) fight on national television. Perhaps that way the voting issue could be settled. It'd do more good than those low energy, cuck shed, liberal politicians wittering on about peaceful measures against Maduro.
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Have a pay-per-view of Maduro coming into the ring with the corpse of Chavez, being booed by the audience as he beats a limp wristed woman and her cuck puppet... then the music stops and Milei comes out with a chainsaw to the cheers of the crowd as Real American blasts on the background.

Hey, it's a better analogy than the millionth Voldemort and Star Wars comparison.
 
Cubanodun said:
Ketchup is like 3 dollars what the fuck

Btw i think she hear you about she trying to cool the streets and ordered people to protest and march again a massive improvement compared to the cowards that came before her

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Hey guys, don't be provoked into action, you must fight with ORDER and CIVILITY.
Does she forget that the side that shuns order and civility is the one that is ruling right now?
 
Kankichi Ryotsu said:
Hey guys, don't be provoked into action, you must fight with ORDER and CIVILITY.
Does she forget that the side that shuns order and civility is the one that is ruling right now?
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She may be aware the only hope for the Venezuelan people is US intervention, and wants people to hold out until then.
 
Kankichi Ryotsu said:
Hey guys, don't be provoked into action, you must fight with ORDER and CIVILITY.
Does she forget that the side that shuns order and civility is the one that is ruling right now?
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Remember "la toma de Caracas" in 2016 and how that fiasco ended up? i member
 
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Kankichi Ryotsu said:
Hey guys, don't be provoked into action, you must fight with ORDER and CIVILITY.
Does she forget that the side that shuns order and civility is the one that is ruling right now?
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While the opposition aren't formally conservatives, their statements sound like basic cuckservatism: 'if you fight in a mean way, you've already lost'. Perhaps this is good ol' ruthless doublespeak, talk nice and fight mean, but that isn't clear beyond rightly pissed off people protesting and sometimes shooting.

SmugAutist said:
Have a pay-per-view of Maduro coming into the ring with the corpse of Chavez, being booed by the audience as he beats a limp wristed woman and her cuck puppet... then the music stops and Milei comes out with a chainsaw to the cheers of the crowd as Real American blasts on the background.

Hey, it's a better analogy than the millionth Voldemort and Star Wars comparison.
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It might be implausible but in these clown days it isn't impossible what with Maduro challenging Musk to fisticuffs.
 
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