UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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From all the inaugurations there is really nothing more sadder than this one, Maduro is just there with Jorge Rodriguez, alone, all his invitations to come accompany him only managed to get Canel, the prime minister of antigua and barbuda and the rapist of Nicaragua that did not want to come but arrived 3 hours late after Maduro begged him, the marchs to celebrate from the time of chavez is also gone, people is not even in miraflores to celebrate because he is scare someone is a Eric Prince jihadist or some shit

Maria corina is supposed to talk in 30 minutes but im not expecting anything worthwhile except the "we continue in the fight and blahblahblah"
 
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Who wants to go halfsies?
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The announcements were

Maria Corina: absolutely no plan, she only talked about how a police kidnap her, was going to arrest her,cop got a call, set her free and thats it

Edmundo: larping as president from the outside and demanding the army to do something because that has worked so well the 10000000th times that has been tried

Is practically nothing, people has started to get angry with people like Bukele that teased something or Eric prince that got like 100 millions dollar and did absolute jackshit
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Maria Corina already announced that Nothing Will Ever Happen.

Edmundo will stay overseas and is officially Guaido 2.0. We did it r/vzla!
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Speaking of reddit: Guaido made an appeareance with Milei (President of Argentina) last week and argie redditors came out to celebrate while down voting the few venezuelans calling out Guaido for what he was: A useless conman.
 
BlazikenLover said:
Speaking of reddit: Guaido made an appeareance with Milei (President of Argentina) last week and argie redditors came out to celebrate while down voting the few venezuelans calling out Guaido for what he was: A useless conman.
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I understand why people abroad won't have proper context to know how bad the MUD grifters are , specially with how foreign media hypes them like crazy as the true and honest opposition. But its funny watching Milei fans dickriding a former Chavez's ambassador to Argentina that negotiated Venezuelan entry to Mercosur and a woman just as progressive as Cristina Kitchner.
 
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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
I understand why people abroad won't have proper context to know how bad the MUD grifters all , specially with how foreign media hypes them like craz as the true and honest opposition. But its funny watching Milei fans dickriding a former Chavez's ambassador to Argentina that negotiated Venezuelan entry to Mercosur and a woman just as progressive as Cristina Kitchner.
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I get it, i didn't know how useless/retarded/flipflopping those two were until I read this thread, though hilarious how those two facts were mentioned and the posts barely got any traction.
Since we are on topic, what does MUD mean?
 
BlazikenLover said:
I get it, i didn't know how useless/retarded/flipflopping those two were until I read this thread, though hilarious how those two facts were mentioned and the posts barely got any traction.
Since we are on topic, what does MUD mean?
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Mesa de la Unidad Democratica. MUD is the alliance of different parties that join together to go against Maduro in elections under the same banner.

Capriles was from Primero Justicia , Guaido and Leopoldo Lopez from Voluntad Popular and Maria Corina is from Vente but they take turns to take the pot when its election time and share all the money they steal between each other. There are other parties in MUD besides those three of course, and every single one is left wing.
 
Mud's a fitting name for these grifting weak pieces of shit. Again, at this rate the Romania method is the only way this is going to get resolved.
 
Ahriman said:
At the same time, Venezuela's opposition has ZERO spine. Yesterday Edmundo was supposed to take office but didn't go. Just go and CLAIM your right, that's what people chose you to do.
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Again, your choices are:
Run a failing south american country taken over drug cartels, that is suffering from two decades of communist mismanagment full of Venezeulans, or live in a paid for mansion in Madrid as a president-in-exile.

I know what I'd pick.
 
Ahriman said:
At the same time, Venezuela's opposition has ZERO spine. Yesterday Edmundo was supposed to take office but didn't go. Just go and CLAIM your right, that's what people chose you to do.
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The funny part is that all it was needed was she getting kidnapped for 10 minutes to chicken out, all her promises are falling now in deaf ear and she is sending tweet after tweet trying to convince people to not lose hope while that scammer of Eric Prince keep saying there is a super sikrit plan that is on motion that require some obscure things to happen to go forwards aka they dont have nothing, people want Maduro dead, they paid you to basically kill him and you are being a pussy about it
 
Cubanodun said:
The funny part is that all it was needed was she getting kidnapped for 10 minutes to chicken out, all her promises are falling now in deaf ear and she is sending tweet after tweet trying to convince people to not lose hope while that scammer of Eric Prince keep saying there is a super sikrit plan that is on motion that require some obscure things to happen to go forwards aka they dont have nothing, people want Maduro dead, they paid you to basically kill him and you are being a pussy about it
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"upon further review, exactly the guy who was elected, we have decided that Venezuela is gay as hell and am just gonna take the money and retire to spain to chill with VZ's two other saviors, Gaydildo and Ed-money. Lates, cockslaps"
 
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