UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

With the news of an attempted army uprising ending in many arrests happening in the troubled nation, I think now is the time to just say 'Post all Venezuela related news here'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-40843494

The civil war is upon us.

 

[Literary Hitler]

So nobody's asking just "why" Venezuela, a country known mostly for oil, needs to import oil from Iran?

There is this joke - "Put a communist in power in the Sahara desert and by the end of the year they'll be importing sand".

 

[Ghostse]

PDVSA doesn't have the staff qualified to do it an the ones that could do it only want payment in american dollars and at international rate, PDVSA refuse to pay in imperial currency so everyone told them "then you are not interested in restarting the refinery", the iranians, the russians and the chinese dont give to much a shit to send staff here to clean our mess

Terri Schiavo case - Wikipedia

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Do read this shit over in your head before you post it?
Do you expect people to take you seriously?

Chavez called out the Zionist entity, and Maduro has continued to oppose the Zionist genocide of the Palestinian people. Hence, the sanctions. Do you seriously suggest the US has an independent foreign policy? Do you expect people to take you seriously?

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Chavez called out the Zionist entity, and Maduro has continued to oppose the Zionist genocide of the Palestinian people. Hence, the sanctions. Do you seriously suggest the US has an independent foreign policy? Do you expect people to take you seriously?

Yeah, because that's really what this is about. Israel. Good work gumshoe you solved the case.

 

[Adamska]

Chavez called out the Zionist entity, and Maduro has continued to oppose the Zionist genocide of the Palestinian people. Hence, the sanctions. Do you seriously suggest the US has an independent foreign policy? Do you expect people to take you seriously?

I don't take you seriously for the same reasons you listed out, only replace Juden with "Shiite pigdog Muftis" on controlling what you say.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Chavez called out the Zionist entity, and Maduro has continued to oppose the Zionist genocide of the Palestinian people. Hence, the sanctions. Do you seriously suggest the US has an independent foreign policy? Do you expect people to take you seriously?

It has nothing to do with Chavez being Chavez? He was a constant fuck up who blamed "muh CIA" for everything.

Also, there's a dude who's been posting in this thread who literally lives in Venezeula who's been posting constantly in this thread who might disagree with your analysis

 

[Cubanodun]

Chavez called out the Zionist entity, and Maduro has continued to oppose the Zionist genocide of the Palestinian people. Hence, the sanctions. Do you seriously suggest the US has an independent foreign policy? Do you expect people to take you seriously?

I thought you were shitposting but you must be mental to actually believe what are you saying, if you believe Chavez gave a fuck about Palestine let me tell you, you are awfully wrong, Chavez would side with anyone that hated America, he did not care if they did human right violations every day , as long as they say American bad they were his friends, name a dictator right now and pretty sure there is a picture of him with Chavez

The sanctions for the 100000000th time are not against the country they are again the corrupt government it affect us because they took every single aspect of the economy for them and they are bitching and moaning that they can't steal anymore because orange man keep blocking them , if only they let other people bring food and medicines without their meddling the things would be different, as long as everything need to pass through the commies the sanctions will keep fucking them, also the anti narcotic operations has crippled one of his main source of revenues, there is not been a single day without the americans seizing tons and tons of drugs from boats that depart from here, if you want to know how bad it is Maduro is on a outright war with the other drug lords to seize their shipping routes because all of his were discovered and are plagued by americans

The only reason Americans are giving a shit about Venezuela right now is because Trump is the only president that has been invested with the situation on the country, Bush and Obama took the approach of "just ignore the stupid monkey as long as he deliver his tithe on time"

Edit for fun and laughs: Globovision one of the channels that were removed from 90% of the entire country after DIRECTV bailed out is begging people to please watch them on YouTube, what a time to be alive, get fucked commies

Edit 2: there is a campaign now to mass report them so their channel is terminated, people want to nuke them and hard

 

[Ledian]

Dunno why anyone takes 311 seriously, he's an Iranian and to them everything is muh Israel. Aliens could fucking invade and Iranians would blindly blame Israel and America for it. Anything to avoid criticizing their almighty government which is practically on par with Venezuela in its competence lately.

Iranians shot down a plane leaving their own airport.
Venezuelans sunk their own ship trying to take out a cruise ship in international waters.

Countries that truly terrify the rest of the world, no doubt.

 

[BScCollateral]

Dunno why anyone takes 311 seriously, he's an Iranian and to them everything is muh Israel.

Hey, it beats owning their failures.

 

[Cubanodun]

Iranians shot down a plane leaving their own airport.
Venezuelans sunk their own ship trying to take out a cruise ship in international waters.

Losers have to stick with each other

Another update of the DIRECTV disaster, they are begging to AT&T and Galaxy entertainment (the guys that sell DIRECTV on Venezuela) to please PLEASE PLEASE put the signal again because they promised to put it on 24 hours

72 hours has passed, still no signal

 

[AnOminous]

Losers have to stick with each other

Another update of the DIRECTV disaster, they are begging to AT&T and Galaxy entertainment (the guys that sell DIRECTV on Venezuela) to please PLEASE PLEASE put the signal again because they promised to put it on 24 hours

Anyone in the United States is covered by the sanctions on Venezuela and might be committing an actual crime if they provided any assistance to the illegitimate "government" of Venezuela, as the sanctions cover telecommunications and Internet explicitly. Also they may not legally cover anyone else who hasn't agreed, but anyone who doesn't want to piss us off also wouldn't do it.

 

[thx1138]

For those of you not fluent in Taco, here's what it says per Google Translate:
"

I am writing to you in the exercise of the functions that correspond to us as an entity of the Venezuelan state that exercises the regulation, supervision and control over telecommunications in accordance with the provisions of judgment 0064 dated May 22, 2020 issued by the constitutional chamber of the court supreme justice record a550 ... In this sense, I proceed to request that within a period of twenty-four hours they reestablish the television service by subscription in the terms that were being executed, this in order to guarantee access to information as a fundamental human right established in the constitution of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela. In the same order of ideas, I urge you to accompany the fulfillment of the final purpose of the sentence described, which is the restitution of human rights bypassed by the illegal action of suspension of the service indicated in the present communication, which materialized according to Publicly indicated, it is based on the unlawful unilateral coercive measures imposed by the government of the united states against the Venezuelan civilian population, with the participation of an extremist political sector of the opposition with particular interests. With no other purpose to refer to, I say goodbye to you. "

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

For those of you not fluent in Taco, here's what it says per Google Translate:
"

I am writing to you in the exercise of the functions that correspond to us as an entity of the Venezuelan state that exercises the regulation, supervision and control over telecommunications in accordance with the provisions of judgment 0064 dated May 22, 2020 issued by the constitutional chamber of the court supreme justice record a550 ... In this sense, I proceed to request that within a period of twenty-four hours they reestablish the television service by subscription in the terms that were being executed, this in order to guarantee access to information as a fundamental human right established in the constitution of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela. In the same order of ideas, I urge you to accompany the fulfillment of the final purpose of the sentence described, which is the restitution of human rights bypassed by the illegal action of suspension of the service indicated in the present communication, which materialized according to Publicly indicated, it is based on the unlawful unilateral coercive measures imposed by the government of the united states against the Venezuelan civilian population, with the participation of an extremist political sector of the opposition with particular interests. With no other purpose to refer to, I say goodbye to you. "

Oh it's America's fault.

 

[potato in mah painus]

So nobody's asking just "why" Venezuela, a country known mostly for oil, needs to import oil from Iran?

The state owns and runs all oil related activities in that country. Corruption is so bad that the refineries don't get the needed funds or staff to be maintained. I'm honestly suprised we haven't seen reports of massive explosions from the refineries quite literally falling apart.

 

[blackmarketbaby]

Losers have to stick with each other

Another update of the DIRECTV disaster, they are begging to AT&T and Galaxy entertainment (the guys that sell DIRECTV on Venezuela) to please PLEASE PLEASE put the signal again because they promised to put it on 24 hours

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72 hours has passed, still no signal

What are you going to do with all the satellite dishes?

 

[Ghostse]

What are you going to do with all the satellite dishes?

I'd say use them to cook in, but then I remembered "what food?"

 

[Cubanodun]

Fucking incredible the damn thing has not even properly docked and the Cubans are already sucking it dry, expecting to not see a single drop of that fuel

 

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Nope the shipment is already processed gasoline and diesel, our refineries are dead like disco, yes Iran delivered the parts to make Cardon work again but no one want to work for peanuts so they are collecting dust in a hangar

Lol do you get this nonsense from reading boomerbart or are you on the Guado CIA gravy train?

The shipments include 1.53 million barrels of gasoline and alkylate gasoline aboard five Handysize and Handymax oil and chemical tankers, according to TankerTrackers.com, a research firm that monitors ship movements. The petroleum products are meant to expand Venezuela’s ability to refine its crude oil into gasoline.

“Venezuela needs gasoline as the country currently has no or little functioning refining capacity and has therefore turned to Iran to try and restore some of it so they don’t have to continue importing refined products,” Samir Madani, co-founder of TankerTrackers.com, told The Independent.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...ker-us-trump-maduro-syria-assad-a9531671.html

 

[Ghostse]

Fucking incredible the damn thing has not even properly docked and the Cubans are already sucking it dry, expecting to not see a single drop of that fuel

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That is an amazing twist by Cuba.

 

[Cubanodun]

Lol do you get this nonsense from reading boomerbart or are you on the Guado CIA gravy train?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...ker-us-trump-maduro-syria-assad-a9531671.html

I dont get it, what part is wrong? is saying there that is bringing gasoline, im saying that is bringing gasoline, it also say that our refineries are wrecked just like im telling you i dont see the mistake

That is an amazing twist by Cuba.

They are incredibly efficient in being scums, they did not even wait for the fuel to be discharged for the venezuelan people, they just intercepted it, connected their boat, sucked it dry and leaved