Vegas Trip #6 - JCaesar's Jovial JULAAAAAY - Ralph's planning a Vegas trip for the end of July.

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Ralph's motivation to go to Vegas?

  • Cheating on May

    Votes: 231 57.5%

  • Gambling for child support money

    Votes: 86 21.4%

  • A vacation from being a Family Guy (TM)

    Votes: 67 16.7%

  • Chillin like a villain

    Votes: 18 4.5%
  • Total voters
    402
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Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen

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Ralph's daughter isn't even born yet and he's already planning his next vacation. With his soon-to-begin child support arc, Ralph will raise what pittence he can over the next few months and gamble it in a long-shot to clear his debts. He's already lost so much money his luck is due to turn any moment. Truly a grand age for Ralphabros.
 
Financial planning is for betas, real Ralphamales don't save up for expenses related to a child, they just go spend it all in Vegas. Again.
 
Will ralph get a new manpurse during this trip? My moneys on no because he got made fun for having one, but this is the ralphamale, rather infamous for his lack of self-awareness and hindsight.
 
CringeMomma said:
Ralph COMPED. Meigh CUCKED. They are both pathetic.
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Is he sloshed?
He's genuinely confused as to why Meigh wouldn't want to take their new born baby to Las Vegas and why she doesn't want to leave her 3 month year old baby to go and watch Ralph gamble and fuck whores.
He really is The World's Best Dad II
I've said it before but Jesus, every time you think Ralph has reached a new low, he just finds a way to disgust you even more.
 
Chief Ungo Bungo said:
Is he sloshed?
He's genuinely confused as to why Meigh wouldn't want to take their new born baby to Las Vegas and why she doesn't want to leave her 3 month year old baby to go and watch Ralph gamble and fuck whores.
He really is The World's Best Dad II
I've said it before but Jesus, every time you think Ralph has reached a new low, he just finds a way to disgust you even more.
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He sounds drunk, almost like he's slurring his words...

He can't be drunk though right - RIGHT?
 
I know Ralph is an idiot and believes that his constant trips to Vegas is supposed to indicate that he's living the highlife but what it really shows is that he doesn't do any actual work. Most people have vacations planned out months in advance, because their jobs are time consuming and they have to cherish what little free time they have and make the most of it. Ralph sits on his fat ass, watching Tucker Carlson clips and getting intoxicated. What does he need a vacation for?
 
Magic Sun Daddy said:
Ralph sits on his fat ass, watching Tucker Carlson clips and getting intoxicated. What does he need a vacation for?
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1. He needs a vacation from the "gawsh darn broke dick farms" (which he still reads on his phone out in vegas).
2. His wigger brain has probably convinced itself into thinking he'll win big on one of these trips (gotta get that child support money).
 
"No the baby's coming, what's the baby supposed to do in vegas?"
"I'm going to be inseparable from her when she's born"

"I'm not going to want to travel for months after"

Almost sounds like Meigh's dropping subtle hints that Ralph's being a bad dad and shouldn't go...

Almost.
 
CringeMomma said:
Ralph COMPED. Meigh CUCKED. They are both pathetic.
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Pantsu is already living that single mom life and Ralph and her are still together. He will never give a single fuck about his daughter or participate in raising that child. That is, if the baby is even real and this is just Pantsu reminding him "Hey we gotta pretend like we have a baby coming, we can't just plan trips to Vegas around that time we are faking the birth". Either he already forgot that she is supposed to be pregnant or he seriously just has no fucking clue what it means to have a baby.

Ralph imagining being a dad like:
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(There is a very real chance of Ralph betting Kagome at the Roulette table and losing)
 
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will he take the newborn babe? will it actually end up to be a jackal? will he buy another purse in vegas? 2 purses?
how does ralph have seemingly inexhaustible funds?
 
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