Vatican outlaws gluten free bread. - Fussy eaters not welcome in Catholicism.

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Good. He should excommunicate the attention-seeking faggots who claim to be 'lactose-intolerant' next.
 
Francis seems to be quite adamant about changing the image of the Catholic church. If he declares blue hair dye and lipstick sacrilegious next, I may just have to attend mass.
 
It's really unfortunate that hipsters that think gluten=poison have made any real issues with gluten look like a joke. Most people were totally fine with gluten before. Now all of the sudden it's a life threatening substance. Glad the pope doesn't play that.

Now if only he'd stop all those priests from diddling kids.
 
Just imagine being in church and some hipster faggot suddenly goes "Do you have gluten-free vegan fair-trade bread?"
No wonder Pope Francis puts all these benign issues like child molestation aside to settle the accounts that really matter.
 
But I thought this pope loved to pander to these multicultural hipster city-dwelling bitches...Man there must be a lot of them in Buenos Aires...
 
Does he think Christ really cares about this kind of thing? I'm fairly certain he cares more about the conduct of his ministers than what precisely his communion wafers are made of, so long as the process doesn't involve fermentation.
 
I personally know someone who's extremely allergic to plenty of things and that includes gluten. He ate some pizza and in the next hours he's getting itchy and fucked up skin all over. However, these hipsters complaining and screeching about gluten are just attention whores and deserve to be told to shut up.
 
He basically said "If you're allergic, it's on you to make the concessions, not us" which is the kind of common sense ruling that needs to be made less the snowflakes of the world manage to paralyze another working system through demands for more personalization that only exists so they can be special and vocal about choices.
 
Nah, it all makes sense. If you can't eat gluten, that means God doesn't love you, so you can go straight to hell and stop wasting the Priest's time, you diseased mongoloid. "Oh, but what about the kid diddlers," you might ask? Well, they're just getting the youth ready for the ass-pounding Lucifer has lying in wait for them when they get older. It's not going to be all rainbow kittens and sunshine popsicles- life is pain and suffering, so you got to get tough because Jesus loves us all, but he isn't putting up with your PTSD or your allergies. STFU, take it like a man, and get in line because the Lord's Army doesn't need any sniveling pussies.
 
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