US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[whoishomermynameis]

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Big Democrat Donors are pissed, hearing "whispers" among themselves about the where the money went, putting another stake in Harris' future.

"Do you think somebody stole the money?"
"Well, maybe legally."

 

[Derka Derka]

Wasn't there a rumor that some Democrats planned to cross the aisle and were doing backroom talks with Trump? Though I suppose we should treat that as a myth until inauguration day

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

 

[King Metalia]

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Yup ... 3 weeks later, and it's still fun to make fun of her.

I think Kamala is the most fun politician of the 21st century to ridicule so far. A feat not even Hillary Clinton could achieve. All I need now is an undoctored video of her crying, then her defeat will be complete.

 

[Seedling]

"Do you think somebody stole the money?"
"Well, maybe legally."

Lol what where they expecting? for them to pillage the treasury once they got the house again?
Lmao no refunds!

 

[invisibult plus+]

I think Kamala is the most fun politician of the 21st century to ridicule so far. A feat not even Hillary Clinton could achieve. All I need now is an undoctored video of her crying, then her defeat will be complete.

She and all 15 or so of her accents.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Time to Pardon the turkeys…​

Cartoon published 11/26/2024

As president, Biden is a lame duck who just pardoned two turkeys. Thanks to Joe, Peach and Blossom will not appear on dinner tables, but his son Hunter might be stuffed in prison soon, which means he’ll be wanting his own pardon. Joe claimed he would not pardon his son, but few take that seriously.

Mumbling Joe has a lot of turkeys to pardon. In fact, his whole administration has been one giant turkey, one Biden disaster after another. Fortunately President Trump has been elected and will make turkey hash out of Biden’s policies, removing them and cleaning up the mess that Joe and Kamala left behind.

Hunter Biden only has about 56 days left to convince his dad to give him a pardon, which Joe has said he wouldn’t. We all know that Joe Biden lies like a dirty rug, so him saying he won’t pardon his son really means Joe probably will.


As we move close to Thanksgiving Day, there is plenty to be thankful for despite ridiculously high food prices and the threat of nuclear war. Trump will return to the White House and begin cleaning up the destruction, corruption, and insanity left by far-left Democrats.

Meanwhile, turkeys still strut around in the White House.

— The GrrrTeam

 

[babadook]

Is it confirmed that Tina Toon is just Ben in drag? Also the pol edits were the only funny versions of these strips

 

[Palmer Bangs]

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I think Biden will pardon Hunter. He's a non-player now in politics, and would be doing something any parent would understand regardless of red or blue.

It's pretty kino to imagine they have a backroom deal where Trump will pardon Hunter, for unity or whatever, but that's too big of a deal to leave in Trumps hands. Also it would humiliate the Democrat party.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Democrat twitter put this up, it makes Stinky look even worse and probably a threat to make her sit '28 out, she's still hungover from her bender in Hawaii, and she looks so bad she probably snorted some bad adrenochrome from the ashes of the kids killed in those Hawaiian fires:

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Is this the closest thing we're going to get to a Kamala YouTube apology?

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Big Democrat Donors are pissed, hearing "whispers" among themselves about the where the money went, putting another stake in Harris' future.

"Do you think somebody stole the money?"
"Well, maybe legally."

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Guys...I am having a tough time not pleveling here...

Fuck it. I was approached by a certain campaign to do something that would have violated my ethics. They offered me a lot of money to do it. I refused.

I will not release any emails that were exchanged but it was a lot of money.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

drunkkamala.mp4

Yup ... 3 weeks later, and it's still fun to make fun of her.

Reminder: She's still the vice president. So in like a month and a half, she is going to have to appear in the Senate to certify the results of the election she lost like Al Gore did. Imagine how much of a trainwreck she could be by then.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

"Do you think somebody stole the money?"
"Well, maybe legally."

And the money kept rolling out in all directions
To the poor, to the weak, to the destitute of all complexions
Now cynics claim a little of the cash has gone astray
But that's not the point my friends!

(Harris ain't ever going to have her own musical, though.)

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Guys...I am having a tough time not pleveling here...

Fuck it. I was approached by a certain campaign to do something that would have violated my ethics. They offered me a lot of money to do it. I refused.

I will not release any emails that were exchanged but it was a lot of money.

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

I do not think they are coming for me over Kamala. I am just one of thousands they offered money to but I was not shocked that the campaign blew through that money.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Frederick, Maryland Mayor O’Conner: Tax dollars will be used to pay the legal fees of migrants facing deportation

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Just because someone is accused of being here in the country illegally doesn't mean they're not entitled to legal due process, or legal representation. Even when you're too poor to afford an attorney, you still have that right to representation. That's why public defenders are a thing, and there's bit in Miranda rights about a right to an attorney.

So why can't illegal aliens make use of a public defender? From the description in the video, it sounds like he's setting up some special fund for regular immigration attorneys to get paid from. My question is, will this siphon off more or less tax dollars than simply hiring more public defenders?

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God damn. If you are trying to convince a family or friend to stop drinking before it kills them, just show them this picture.

Also it would humiliate the Democrat party.

Which is why, as has been theorized in this thread, he just might do it. The party kicked him to the curb after decades of loyalty, the adrenocrhome supply keeping him alive is going to be cut off once he's out of office, why not twist the knife as one final action on the way out?

 

[draggs]

Trump is going to have a huge decision to make re: Pakistan

I hope he decides not our fucking problem, let China prop up the government (and take the blowback) there

 

[Random Internet Person]

Is it confirmed that Tina Toon is just Ben in drag? Also the pol edits were the only funny versions of these strips

Tina Toon is his wife.

 

[babadook]

Tina Toon is his wife.

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I don't believe you until Ben puts a label over her

 

[FILTH Tourist]

So why can't illegal aliens make use of a public defender? From the description in the video, it sounds like he's setting up some special fund for regular immigration attorneys to get paid from. My question is, will this siphon off more or less tax dollars than simply hiring more public defenders?

Do you really trust a public defender with your future? Our undocumented pets deserve more than some measly PD.

The serious answer is that you only get a PD if you are charged with a crime (and illegals are entitled to one if they get charged with a non-immigration crime like robbery). They want immigration lawyers specifically to help get as many of them some sort of visa before Trump comes into office and to help defend them in immigration court because they are not entitled to PDs there.