US NERDS XD - People trying so hard to be nerdie™ to be different, and are only faggots

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I hate people who are nerds in public. Nerd stuff should be done behind closed doors. Same goes for other retarded pursuits, like being a huge sports fan, music faggot or Jesus person. Get back into the closet you fags.
 
I'd like to take this time to remind everyone of GaijinGoomba's wedding.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=I0hiZrg-VI4
Y'know, that guy. His wife's Goombasona's got quite the arse.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gPAKhrhZ3Zg

That hat is really bringing the whole goomba look together. I’d say his transition is going well.

Jesus you would think she would have tried and lost a few pounds so at least not to be spilling over the top of her dress.
But nerds are not known for their athleticism. Where’s all the “poser” nerdy jocks?
 
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I fucking love Star Wars.
Why is that couple into star wars? Given how intelligent and free-thinking they've proven themselves to be by spending a ton of money on plastic crap models of a character designed solely to sell toys to idiots, I'd expect them to be more into Rick and Morty.
 
I love the fallout when you call these people out on what they really are like RLM did to Stuckman from Collider. You end up with a 6 minute video of a grown man crying, pissing and moaning. "I'm not upset, I'm not mad" then proceeds to make a 6 minute bitching video.

 
I miss the days when nerds were considered total losers who got the shit kicked out of on a regular basis..*sigh*

yeah, in the time when I was growing up, admitting to being a nerd or a geek was social hara-kiri, and it put you on about the same level as a registered sex offender
 
I hate mainstream nerds because they literally try to make shit out of nothing. Diverse fuckton of shit for no reason and then bitch about the situation even more about the problem.

"WE NEED FEMALES WHO CRY AND FIGHT" Dude. We been having that, Samus's own backstory is pretty fucked up. Ivy Valentine and her wanting to live the life that she wants to and not be a bastard child to her own father.

It's literally because people don't know nerds, and they only joined up because they got bored of seeing the jocks fucking around with the cheerleader.
 
Oh Stuckmann, the Bud Light of internet reviewers...

What a prick.
 
My experience of "nerd culture" pretty much boils down to the RLM Nerd Crew videos and the ever-increasing amounts of funko pop vinyls and other generic accessories in my local game store. The extent of my experience with the Funko pops is watching the employees add more to the pile; and watching the ones from long-neglected things like failed Multiplayer FPS Evolve gather dust.

Part of me is impressed that companies can make up so much shit to buy for everything, even a game like Evolve that nobody worth their salt seemed to have any faith in; but part of me is also impressed that they keep making new lines. Surely a business model that relies on over-saturating the market by making toys of even unproven properties cannot last too long, and I kind of want to see the bubble burst to the extent the Beanie Babies craze did in the late 90s.
 
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