What's your take Mastriano?
Fuck him.
Like that other guy said before, PA is a chill purple state where people just want to be left alone to farm, hike, and pop pain pills with the Amish while peacefully waiting for the Centralian fire to finally burst out of the ground, and burn down the entire fucking state, and having some dipshit fundie rambling about Qanon, and Christian nationalism would ruin that.
If he was just some milquetoast republican, he most likely would've won.
I like to think your avatar was your exact reaction when you found out about Dr. Oz running.
It was. Especially when I saw that this was his attempt at relating to the common man.
This is just some of things wrong with this video:
1) He repeatedly gets the store's name wrong
2) He doesn't use a basket, or bag
3) Repeatedly gets the prices wrong
4) Says he's here to buy veggies for his wife's "crudite" a.k.a fancy vegetable tray which is pretty much the most elitist thing ever
5) Picks out food that wouldn't be on that like asparagus. Who the fuck eats raw asparagus, you inhumane ape?
6) Picks a single tree of broccoli, but grabs a giant bag of bigass carrots
7) Picks dips that wouldn't pair with his veggies like salsa, and guacamole
8 ) Carries things in a way that is just really funny, and concerning, and makes you question if he's even human, let alone ever actually shopped before
9) Gets the overall total of everything wrong. Like, he's not even close
10) Most importantly, he isn't shopping at a Weis, Walmart, or an Amish farmer's market like a true Pennsylvanian would