[URGENT] I need help - How do I get more clout? - I'm a BPD Zoomer and I need clout

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

Doc says I need to get more "clout" or I may end up becoming "irrelevant". He said it's a condition where people stop caring enough about you to stroke your ego and ignore your obvious paraphilic tendencies.
As a gay BPD zoomer, this terrifies me. How do I get more clout?

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Go jump off a building while screaming "TRANS RIGHTS"

 

[Blamo2000]

Become a lolcow, feed the trolls often.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Take a video of you dressed as a baby diaperfur with a MAGA hat on and post it here with your full name, number, address, and workplace. That should get you well on your way. Make sure to call us arrogant too.

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

Go jump off a building while screaming "TRANS RIGHTS"

I feel like this might get me killed. How am I gonna exchange nudes with teenagers on discord if I'm dead?

In addition to relieving their anger, they will forever be immemorialized by their actions.

Being immemorialized for my actions sounds hard. Can't I just be immemorialized for my opinions or something?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Try being hot or really annoying. That might get the kids clickin'.

 

[RACISM]

Do you have tits or a penis?

Cut them off. Instant clout.

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

Try being hot or really annoying. That might get the kids clickin'.

Thanks for the advice but unfortunately this hasn't worked for me so far.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

Thanks for the advice but unfortunately this hasn't worked for me so far.

start fedposting and denying the holocaust and say not so nice things about the LGBHDTVBBQ+ group.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Profess your undying sympathy and love for Bin Laden

 

[lemonsensei]

The more racist you, the more popular you will become. Only then will Tyrone officially give you the nigger pass.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Come out as trans, then come out as non binary, then say you're neither one before coming out as non binary again, change your name and pronouns more than you change underwear. Become polyamarous and start dating people who are just as unstable as you are but in a group so it's not an isolated incident. You'll have a never ending supply of BPD narcissists trying to drag themselves down with you! You'll never be alone again. If you're lucky your unstable harem will get famous for murder or something!

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

Will necroing this thread give me clout?

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I can give you one (1) reply and one (1) heart sticker, and now that I've seen the necropost, I also wanna give you one (1) trashcan sticker. How much is that in clout?

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

I can give you one (1) reply and one (1) heart sticker, and now that I've seen the necropost, I also wanna give you one (1) trashcan sticker. How much is that in clout?

How dare you give me a math problem, racist!

 

[draggs]

Gib null $20

start relentlessly sucking the cock of null and his oldfag crew in T&H

 

[DankSmoker]

I feel like this might get me killed.

Try this out:

 

[Utumno_Spiritwind]

Just annoy enough people with your existence and soon you'll gain the Clout you crave.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

Troon out, you dont even have to go all the way you can just call yourself "queer" and watch as the clout rolls in

 

[Wood Logger]

Follow in the steps of Ronnie Mcnutt