Ulillillia - The Platform Master

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Hodor said:
I am genuinely glad life is working out for Uli lately. He seems like a nice dude.
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He is a very interesting person. I'm still pretty pissed about those guys that never followed through with their documentary. They need to turn the footage over to someone who will do something with it.
 
I had to make an account to say how happy I am to hear that he's doing well! I hadn't heard about him since his last youtube video. Ulillillia is just one of those guys that makes you appreciate life more. He's had to deal with a lot of terrible stuff, but he's still a great person despite it all. I honestly look up to the guy in some ways.
 
MMMMMM said:
I had to make an account to say how happy I am to hear that he's doing well! I hadn't heard about him since his last youtube video. Ulillillia is just one of those guys that makes you appreciate life more. He's had to deal with a lot of terrible stuff, but he's still a great person despite it all. I honestly look up to the guy in some ways.
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He had some sort of disagreement with YouTube policies so he makes videos on dailymotion nowadays. He's also pretty active on facebook. He'll accept your friend request, but has stated that he will unfriend you if you curse too much or try to troll him. He always wishes me a happy birthday and is very pleasant to interact with. He's sadly not streaming much, I think he could be really popular and make some extra side money on twitch due to his popularity.
 
Shugo said:
Kenneth Engelhardt (who had a thread on here) is friends with Uli and comments on his posts.
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I don't think I've ever seen Kengle comment, and I've been friends with Nick for years.
 
autism420 said:
I don't think I've ever seen Kengle comment, and I've been friends with Nick for years.
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I don't know anything about him but his banner picture used to be onion.farm so I thought he was trolled on here.
 
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Yeah he has an active thread. He is an odd man.
 
RED ALERT

http://www.ulillillia.us is down - allegedly the hosting company has gone out of business.

@Null you should host his site :)

Luckily you can still enjoy classic Uli content such as what his mind game looks like to him and what his special abilities are.

https://web.archive.org/web/20161203081232/http://www.ulillillia.us/mainindex.shtml

Hopefully this grave injustice will be undone soon.


edit: how did I never mention this:

One of my dogs, for the past 3 days or so, has been acting extremely weird. Here's a list of what he's doing:

1. He gets on the back of another dog and sort of rides on the back of the other dog sort of jumping.
2. If I get this dog separated from the others, he wines so much, it gets very annoying, so annoying that I lock him up behind another door far away, sometimes even out in the cold if it gets too overwhelming. If close, this doesn't happen as intensely.
3. If I let him out, he wants back in again. If I let the other dog out, he'll always want out.
4. Fairly recently, there was a bond made that was so strong, even with a 25-pound dog below and the 15-pound dog on top with the lower dog hanging and movement up and down to simulate about 2 G's of force, the bond wouldn't break. That's like 50 pounds of force for a bond no more than 2 cubic centimeters. That is such an intense force required. After repeated whacking (sometimes even hard whacks), the bond still remain as if not giving up. The bond finally broke and a lot of liquid came out (and it wasn't yellow suggesting urine). After this episode, I locked him up again and he was breathing in and out like 4 times a second, so fast, it doesn't seem right.

What is this all about? My dad is telling me to keep the two separate so I was. The whacks are to tell him that what he was doing was not allowed, and despite being whacked a lot for 3 days, this continued to happen.
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I'm not sure where he originally posted that but it is credited to Nick.


 
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Another Uli classic:

#13 A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying: This has been something that's been going on for about 2 years by now and it's extremely annoying. While I'm sleeping, there's about a 10% chance each sleep-wake cycle of mine that this will happen. When it does happen, I'm otherwise forced to wake up and take care of the mess. What's the problem? I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear. I've been thinking I'm piddling in my underwear, much like 1-year-olds often do (only in diapers). I have no idea why this is happening. How to stop it? That I don't know either. At least it's rare, but I would like it to stop. I don't know what's different that I'm doing that's causing this to happen.
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I'm glad to hear he's doing okay. I've got OCD and while it's not nearly as severe as his, it's a real bitch. Dude's pretty cool and unlike a lot of people talked about here, is self-aware and acknowledges his quirks. I'd say a lack of self-awareness is probably one of the main components of being a lolcow.
 
autism420 said:
edit: how did I never mention this:



I'm not sure where he originally posted that but it is credited to Nick.
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...Ok, shot in the dark here: was that an anecdote about his two dogs humping, broken down to the very physics of the act? I don't know how to feel about that...:\

Edit: For the record, I have absolutely nothing against him and I do think that he's one of the most interesting and sympathetic people on the Internet. However I still find his personality and mannerisms perplexing at times.
 
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BREAKING NEWS

Uli has received his learner's permit for operating a motor vehicle. Driving should be interesting for him, seeing as how he has a fear of mirrors and all.
 
autism420 said:
BREAKING NEWS

Uli has received his learner's permit for operating a motor vehicle. Driving should be interesting for him, seeing as how he has a fear of mirrors and all.
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Didn't he always say he couldn't get a license because he was afraid he'd play his mind game while driving and crash? I wonder how he got over that?
 
autism420 said:
BREAKING NEWS

Uli has received his learner's permit for operating a motor vehicle. Driving should be interesting for him, seeing as how he has a fear of mirrors and all.
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Uli bought his first car a few days ago - a 2017 Cruze.

He's also swum across the lake near him since the last update - a return distance of 1400 metres.

Uli's doing more training for different roles at work at the moment and he still finds lunch breaks and days off boring.
 
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