UN UK Snap election 8th June 2017 - Oh boy another U turn.

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CWCissey said:
Do you have a link to this map?

Also, while I'm here. Here are various celebrities/famous people/whingers to watch if Labour go tits up on Thursday.

JK Rowling (Serial Numpty)
Russell Brand (Unfunny smackhead sex fiend)
Eddie Izzard (Comedian who only told one good joke)
Frankie Boyle (Washed up Scottish comedian who got fat)
Ricky Gervais (Unfunny fat smug twat)
James Cordon (Ricky Gervais 2.0)
Bob Geldof (Wrote one good song, keeps using Africa as a piggy bank at Christmas, comments on UK policies despite being Irish)
Graham Linehan (We have a thread on him, wrote Father Ted)
Adrian Edmondson (actually funny comedian, may be more professional, so don't get your hopes up)
Tim Burgess (Lead singer of The Charlatans)
Graham Coxon (Guitarist of Blur)
Dave Rowntree (Blur's drummer, many times failed Labour MP, actual Labour Councillor for Norwich Uni so will be on damage control)
Johnny Marr (Music God, Politics Idiot)
Nick Frost (Simon Pegg's fat friend)
Lily Allen (The black sheep of the Allen family)
Brian Cox (Mancunian scientist, soothing voice, looks like he was in a band, actually was, may not go overboard with rage)
Cabbage (Mancunian punk rockers, campaigning for Corbyn during shows. Good band, shit politics)
Hooton Tennis Club (Scouse Indie band)
Big Ben (Novelty Twitter account, usually only says 'BONG!' every hour but didn't disappoint with Brexit or Trump)

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Charlotte Church (Welsh child star turned non entity)
Daniel Radcliffe (YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY)
Benedict Cumberbatch (crap actor known for haranguing audiences about politics after performances)

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Stephen Hawking (Smartest man in the world, so likely to keep his vocaloid shut, but you never know)

Feel free to add to this list.
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I fucking love this list, particularly Geldof, Frankie Boyle, an Russel Brand (that dude is seriously thread worthy).
 
Ravenor said:
I fucking love this list, particularly Geldof, Frankie Boyle, an Russel Brand (that dude is seriously thread worthy).

But on the subject of Russel's how about Russel Howard (British unfunny comedian with a wonky eye), and how about Miranda Heart (another unfunny comedian who's more man than me).
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YES. RUSSELL BRAND IS THREADWORTHY.

In 2005 he was interviewed by Bizarre magazine (when it was still good) and he was quoted as saying, "If you find faecal matter involved in coitus, you do tend to think, what have we become? Particularly after you've ejaculated."

I can't find the page any more and I don't have a physical copy of the magazine to hand to scan it as proof but I'm telling you, it's true. It was issue 104 I think. He also went on to say, "Sometimes your cheeks are totally stuffed with urine."

Also, his Booky Wook which ended up on charity shop shelves within weeks, claiming sex addiction, his stupid fucking Revolution book about how we all need to do Deepak Chopra bollox... yep, the man's a lolcow.
 
Ravenor said:
I fucking love this list, particularly Geldof, Frankie Boyle, an Russel Brand (that dude is seriously thread worthy).

But on the subject of Russel's how about Russel Howard (British unfunny comedian with a wonky eye), and how about Miranda Heart (another unfunny comedian who's more man than me).
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Absolutego said:
I wonder how much it chaps her ass that her kid brother is has a bigger profile than her these days.
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I wonder how much it chaps her arse that her dad has a bigger profile than her these days.
 
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He's def a Lolcow, but I think he breaks the "more than internet famous rule".

I've been wanting to do Father John Misty but he's over the line, and less IRL famous than Brand.
 
Chemical snorfare said:
He's def a Lolcow, but I think he breaks the "more than internet famous rule".

I've been wanting to do Father John Misty but he's over the line, and less IRL famous than Brand.
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Well we did have a thread on Shia LaBeouf during He Will Not Divide Us, and one of Graham Linehan. They're generally accepted because they've done some really, really stupid things.
 
Chemical snorfare said:
He's def a Lolcow, but I think he breaks the "more than internet famous rule".

I've been wanting to do Father John Misty but he's over the line, and less IRL famous than Brand.
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I fear you may be right. Which is a pity because there's many sagas he's made a tit of himself in - the Answerphone Saga, the Deepak Chopra Saga, the Political Pundit Saga (in which he was blamed for torpedoing Labour at the 2015 election by some), and most recently the Brave Trans Parent Saga.
 
Absolutego said:
I wonder how much it chaps her ass that her kid brother is has a bigger profile than her these days.
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Which is funny as actually Alfie was the one who started his career when he was 14 years old, his breakthrough came in 2004 where he's had a fairly standard film and TV career with a film every one to two years. Getting regular work as he has on GoT will pretty much garuntee him some sort of acting provided he's got a manager with half a brain cell.

He's part of a small cadre of "successors" to decent british actors who's relatives also acted including Joe Armstrong (Father Alun) and Toby Stephens (Mother Dame Maggie Smith).

EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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Ponderous Pillock said:
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I legit think of Reginald Perrin whenever I see Diane Abbott.


Ponderous Pillock said:
His character in GoT did, or so is the running joke/implication in the books. Fuck knows if it happens in the show though, I stopped watching at like Season 4 when it became formulaic as fuck.
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It happened.

DangerousGas said:
Jesus, that woman is apparently determined to sink the labour party single-handedly. Are we absolutely sure she's not a tory sleeper agent?
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Nope. Just incredibly stupid.

I can't trust the judgement of anyone who thinks she's suited for Home Secretary (nor someone who thinks she's good for a poke, but that's a different matter)
 
Looks like the rabid identity politics that is sinking the Dems overseas is being rapidly copied here.

This is on top of the other group (Which the Daily Mail didn't censor because fuck political violence) who're destroying Tory signs and threatening to burgle or arson attack their houses post election.

Ya know, like Dems were doing riiiiiiight before Trump won.
 
Ponderous Pillock said:
Looks like the rabid identity politics that is sinking the Dems overseas is being rapidly copied here.

This is on top of the other group (Which the Daily Mail didn't censor because fuck political violence) who're destroying Tory signs and threatening to burgle or arson attack their houses post election.

Ya know, like Dems were doing riiiiiiight before Trump won.
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Fuck those guys. I've stuck my Strong & Stable leaflet in the window and I don't care who knows it.

EDIT: I also note that McCluskey has come right out with the conspiratarding and is claiming that those dang dirty MI5 spooks did it.
 
Ponderous Pillock said:
Looks like the rabid identity politics that is sinking the Dems overseas is being rapidly copied here.

This is on top of the other group (Which the Daily Mail didn't censor because fuck political violence) who're destroying Tory signs and threatening to burgle or arson attack their houses post election.

Ya know, like Dems were doing riiiiiiight before Trump won.
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Man the salt is going to de-ice Britain's roads for decades!
 
CWCissey said:
Man the salt is going to de-ice Britain's roads for decades!
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Off topic, but we could have infinite salt and the roads would still remain un-iced.
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From a normie perspective, the leftist screechers that Corbyn let in are terrible, but speaking as a kiwi they bring entertainment.

So on balance I don't know how to feel.

Some of my friends would never vote Conservative even if you promised them a solid gold toilet, but they hate Corbyn because of the damage he's doing to the party and how he discredits good ideas.
 
Evening Standard Hustings, purchasing social housing came up, someone said "Thornberry bought them all."

She responded thusly:

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Evening Standard's got a nice image to use tomorrow...
 
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