Culture Uganda Combats Drought

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Pastor Peter Sewakiryanga, who heads Kyampisi Childcare Ministries, a Christian organization that fights child sacrifice in Uganda, said children disappear in the country every week. They are often found dead, or alive with missing body parts.
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Jesus Christ!! WHAT THE SHIT UGANDA?!
 
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Imagine this guy coming for your lips and genitals.
Seriously, how has Africa lasted as long as it has when this is how they respond to challenging situations?

edit: in other news, TIL that there is an actual ugandan news website called fucking chimpreports.com

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"We must remember that all cultures are beautiful except white culture. White culture is evil and must be destroyed."
Said the SJW

I mean they could at least be taken the skulls of bald men in order to get the gold inside like they do in Mozambique. Seriously Uganda up your witch doctor game.


r00 said:
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Imagine this guy coming for your lips and genitals.
Seriously, how has Africa lasted as long as it has when this is how they respond to challenging situations?
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High amounts of breeding then cannibalism of the infants that starved due to malnutrition.
 
What's the logic here? Send the children up to the big voodoo god in the sky and then he showers the land in tears because of all the child support he'll have to pay?
 
Does that mean it's cultural appropriation when I sacrifice children to change the weather?
 
Okay this is indeed real and not satire. It sounds like it should be it isn't. My mind is right now having to do a double take. From the about US of the chimpreports.com website.

Chimpreports.com is a news-breaking website incorporated under CHIMP MEDIA LTD, pharmacy http://cycling.today/wp-includes/update.php a registered company in Uganda.

Located in Kampala it specializes in reporting breaking news, healing news analysis, politics, entertainment, sports, business, investigations on human-interest stories and people covering Uganda at the Great lakes/East African region.

Chimpreports.com started operation on the 15th October 2011. Its traffic ranges between 12-19m Page views per month and 450,000 to 640,000 visits per month .


We intend to achieve at least 50,000,000 page views per month and 1,000,000 visits in the next few months. We currently ranked among the top 100 websites accessed in Uganda at position 63 on Alexa and 36 in The city of Kampala, this is not where we want to be, we are targeting position number 5 in the next one-year.
 
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Okay this is indeed real and not satire. It sounds like it should be it isn't. My mind is right now having to do a double take. From the about US of the chimpreports.com website.

Chimpreports.com is a news-breaking website incorporated under CHIMP MEDIA LTD, pharmacy http://cycling.today/wp-includes/update.php a registered company in Uganda.

Located in Kampala it specializes in reporting breaking news, healing news analysis, politics, entertainment, sports, business, investigations on human-interest stories and people covering Uganda at the Great lakes/East African region.

Chimpreports.com started operation on the 15th October 2011. Its traffic ranges between 12-19m Page views per month and 450,000 to 640,000 visits per month .


We intend to achieve at least 50,000,000 page views per month and 1,000,000 visits in the next few months. We currently ranked among the top 100 websites accessed in Uganda at position 63 on Alexa and 36 in The city of Kampala, this is not where we want to be, we are targeting position number 5 in the next one-year.
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I googled something to the effect of "ugandan witch doctor sacrifices", saw "chimpreports" and assumed it had to be some kind of niggermania-esque site. Nope. Its legit, and the name alone makes it the most awesome thing i've ever stumbled across.
 
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I googled something to the effect of "ugandan witch doctor sacrifices", saw "chimpreports" and assumed it had to be some kind of niggermania-esque site. Nope. Its legit, and the name alone makes it the most awesome thing i've ever stumbled across.
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I was skeptical as well but holy shit this site is awesome.
 
Maybe Uganda should reconsider and EAT DA POO POO.
...or just all die off until the population is manageable by the country's limited resources. It's not like any elephants are still around because savages are killing them all, further fucking up the ecosystem and leading to further droughts.
 
How come you never hear about some group that deserves it being targeted over some stupid belief, like idk maybe drowning pedophiles to stop famine? Hanging poachers for good luck? But no, instead you always hear about stuff like torturing children for water, or killing bald men to find gold, or killing albino people for whatever purpose that's supposed to serve.
 
r00 said:
Seriously, how has Africa lasted as long as it has when this is how they respond to challenging situations?
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With all the famines and diseases, I feel like the earth has been trying to send them a message. Asia and the west just keep intercepting it.
 
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