U.K. Issues Antarctic Terrorism Alert - IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

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The U.K.’s Foreign Office has issued a terrorism-related travel advisory for its Antarctic territory.

“Although there’s no recent history of terrorism in the British Antarctic Territory, attacks can’t be ruled out,” says the advisory. “There’s a heightened threat of terrorist attack globally against U.K. interests and British nationals, from groups or individuals motivated by the conflict in Iraq and Syria.”

Increasingly, terrorists look for targets that aren’t well-protected where westerners can be found, says the government. These include places like bars, restaurants, shops, places of worship, tourist sites and transport networks. Significant dates, anniversaries, public holidays, religious festivals and political events have been targeted.

British Antarctic Territory is a 660,000 square mile part of Antarctica with three research stations and an average population of around 250 people. The Royal Navy maintains an ice patrol vessel in the area during the austral summer.

There is no history of terror attacks in the area. Colonel Richard Kemp, who led the British Army into Afghanistan in 2003, told The Sun: "MI5's then-director-general once said there was a terror threat almost everywhere except Antarctica. Now they've put Antarctica on the list.

“We expect guidance based on intelligence, not a pointless exercise in back-covering – unless I've missed the Islamic State Polar Brigade.''

The British Antarctic Survey welcomes a small number of visits to its stations from IAATO–affiliated companies during the austral summer. Small groups are given a guided tour of the facilities, where they have the opportunity to learn about the world-class science undertaken there and the logistics that support it.

Earlier this month, the International Association of Antarctica Tour Operators (IAATO) announced its tourism figures for the 2016-2017 noting that most Antarctic visitors originate from the U.S., but China has now moved up to second place ahead of Australia.

The number of visitors travelling to Antarctica with IAATO members was 44,367, an increase of 15 percent compared to the previous season. Overall, visitation levels, particularly in the cruise sector, have been increasing steadily since 2011-2012. Next season, 2017-2018, 46,385 visitors are expected.

American visitors remained the most numerous, increasing by seven percent in 2016-2017 and accounting for 33 percent of the total number. The number of Chinese visitors increased by 25 percent compared to the previous year, moving them up to second place. Australian, German and British visitors were the next most abundant nationalities, increasing by five percent, 45 percent and 19 percent respectively.

Most travellers depart from South America to visit the Antarctic Peninsula. The majority of these Peninsula visitors traveled the traditional route from Chile or Argentina on vessels that carry fewer than 500 passengers.

The Territory includes all the lands and islands in a wedge extending from the South Pole to 60° S latitude between longitudes 20° W and 80° W.
 
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Isis has already recruited one of the only two species of penguins that live on the Antartic coastline.
 
Aren't the Argentines real assholes about their overlapping claims to British Antarctic territory? Maybe they're thinking of having another go at South Georgia Island.
 
Pretty sure if the rank-and-file Argentines haven't realized it their government at least is fully aware that just about no one gives a shit about their claims on Antarctic/South Atlantic territory. The Falklands war happened right at the height of Reagan's cold war tensions and even the Soviets couldn't be assed to really try and help Argentina.

I mean the whole issue came up again after the Top Gear incident in Ushuaia and every foreign government including the UN laughed in the face of any Argentinian politicians trying to press those claims.
 
Aren't the Argentines real assholes about their overlapping claims to British Antarctic territory? Maybe they're thinking of having another go at South Georgia Island.

I think their military is in a worse position than '82.

If I remember rightly, they've been paying the military wages whilst their boats rust.
 
Pretty sure if the rank-and-file Argentines haven't realized it their government at least is fully aware that just about no one gives a shit about their claims on Antarctic/South Atlantic territory. The Falklands war happened right at the height of Reagan's cold war tensions and even the Soviets couldn't be assed to really try and help Argentina.

The UK may be in fairly sad shape at the moment, but they're never going to hand over territory to a bunch of fucking beaners.
 
This has to be the dumbest terrorism warning ever. Literally nobody gives a shit about anything that happens in Antarctica.

People just read this and are like, I'm not in Antarctica. I'm fine!
 
It's an actual prank by the F&CO. Which is quite rare to raise a smile from this dour, serious diplomatic types.

Someone obviously got a bit giddy as their ministry is about to catapult back into being one of the Four Great Offices of State and it actually fucking mean something to them.

Also, the UN mostly stares blankly at Argentina because they do not recognise any claims of land prior to 1945. Argentina's basis for the islands is from 1830 as a successor of the Spanish Empire.

They couldn't invade the islands again if they tried, and the fact we can send four knackered Typhons from the 1980s down there to deter them and its apparently enough says quite a bit.
 
This has to be the dumbest terrorism warning ever. Literally nobody gives a shit about anything that happens in Antarctica.

People just read this and are like, I'm not in Antarctica. I'm fine!
Hey now, are you saying that penguins aren't people? And what if Islamic clerics manage to spread the word to some walruses? Will Antarctica fall to the Tusk Caliphate?
 
The Falklands war happened right at the height of Reagan's cold war tensions and even the Soviets couldn't be assed to really try and help Argentina.

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What's most telling was their biggest arms supplier was the French
 
Also, the UN mostly stares blankly at Argentina because they do not recognise any claims of land prior to 1945. Argentina's basis for the islands is from 1830 as a successor of the Spanish Empire.

International law in general does not countenance irredentist claims to historic territories. National borders as they currently exist are presumptively valid.
 
Pretty sure if the rank-and-file Argentines haven't realized it their government at least is fully aware that just about no one gives a shit about their claims on Antarctic/South Atlantic territory. The Falklands war happened right at the height of Reagan's cold war tensions and even the Soviets couldn't be assed to really try and help Argentina.

I mean the whole issue came up again after the Top Gear incident in Ushuaia and every foreign government including the UN laughed in the face of any Argentinian politicians trying to press those claims.

The war happened because the military dictatorship was crumbling. Their economic and social program was a failure, and by the early 80s the world was becoming aware of the atrocities done by the goverment. So a drunken general had the amazing idea of declare war against the UK, which in the map of the Cold War was his own ally. They made it sound like some patriotic bullshit and guess what, they sent men with no proper training and equipment, while top officials were the first to flee the islands (to get back to the country to torture people, you know).

These days nobody would support another war. Most of the military rulers, top officials and almost everyone involved in the chain command were prosecuted and put in jail; or are in trial right now. The military holds no power, and no one is going to stand for them.
 
The war happened because the military dictatorship was crumbling. Their economic and social program was a failure, and by the early 80s the world was becoming aware of the atrocities done by the goverment. So a drunken general had the amazing idea of declare war against the UK, which in the map of the Cold War was his own ally. They made it sound like some patriotic bullshit and guess what, they sent men with no proper training and equipment, while top officials were the first to flee the islands (to get back to the country to torture people, you know).

These days nobody would support another war. Most of the military rulers, top officials and almost everyone involved in the chain command were prosecuted and put in jail; or are in trial right now. The military holds no power, and no one is going to stand for them.

Some of my favourite stories from the Falklands War:

Type 42 Destroyer being able to chart Argentine positions so accurately (thanks to the SAS/SRS) that, rather than simply wipe out the positions they shelled each compass point with a single shell to point out that, yes, yes we can turn you into dog food at any point I fancy it.

Somehow got out that the Gurkahs were out and out cannibals, and ate the flesh of their downed enemies (and sometimes not so downed enemies) to the point even some Brit shouting out gibberish which sounded a bit like a Gurkha causing swathes of troops to surrender.

SAS planned an outright suicide mission to take out the Argentine Airforce, which basically involved dropping around 250 SAS troops onto Argentine airbases to wreck everything. There was no extraction plan.

And of course, the complete batshit insanity of the UK equipping its Vulcan Nuclear Bombers with cluster bombs, sending them 8,000 miles just to put holes in the Port Stanley Airport runway to stop Argentines landing troops by air "just in case."
 
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