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I don't think Chris knows what "intersex" actually means. I mean he considers himself to be intersex.
WhatNemesisMeans said:
Of course geography would be his least favorite subject. He probably still doesn't know where Moldavia is after all these years.
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*Molvania, the country he never figured out doesn't even exist.
 
Those 'best friends'...

One, it's kind of sad that poor old Sonichu himself doesn't get a mention.

Two, it's kind of disturbing that it's purely his autistic imaginary fuck-buddies...and his own mother.
 
Sinners Sandwich said:
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...I bet he will beg for money for china surgery in the future. Then he will lie about having a china because he used the money to buy toys.
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This Born Penis sounds like an Indy rock band, or an experiemental art installation.
 
Two weeks ago he was moaning about how his personal life has been trolled, tricked, "misconstruded" and spied on since 2007.

And then he proceeds to power level some more, giving further intimate details.
 
Zappazappa said:
He has no friends because he is a shit person and mental as fuck beyond just being autistic
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@Marvin once said that Chris is actually pretty popular IRL, which most of the kiwis found it extremely unlikely. But he is the one with the big guns and withheld info.
 
I know his intellectual development stalled out in high school, but I find it sort of pathetic that he's still recommending the Goosebumps books to people. I think most people have read something slightly more entertaining or challenging than that by the time they turn 37.
 
Most people can read and take in an entire Goosebumps book in 20 minutes.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Two weeks ago he was moaning about how his personal life has been trolled, tricked, "misconstruded" and spied on since 2007.

And then he proceeds to power level some more, giving further intimate details.
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That's Chris for you. He's been telling the world his powerlevel ever since Encyclopedia Dramatica.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Most people can read and take in an entire Goosebumps book in 20 minutes.
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Most people stop reading Goosebumps before the age of 9 or 10. I could see picking up a childhood favorite or two out of nostalgia, but if you recommend one to another adult you're a god damn retàrd.
 
It's better to watch the Tv show anyway. The bad acting and Canadian mannerisms makes it funny.
 
I think Chris was actually expecting some form of his Sonichu family to come to his birthday party and that's what got him so buttmad. Judging from the where are you in 5 to 10 years question he doesn't seem to be letting up anytime soon on the merge. I wonder if he's got the ovaries to lay down another arbitrary deadline for the merge to happen, much like he did with New Years.

Also, regarding any "stress" he's feeling, I'm betting he's feeling overworked because he's having to make up what Magi-chan & co. are saying right now and that's too much for him to handle, which is why he prefers someone else to "channel" for him. It's sad that his imagination is as lazy as he is.
 
What he most hates about himself is his penis, but basically in the same breath he wishes for a transex son. He also complains about his brain overflowing with garbage but brags about his "mental clarity" sigh
WhatNemesisMeans said:
Of course geography would be his least favorite subject. He probably still doesn't know where Moldavia is after all these years.
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He is such a goddamn 'tard that according to Bob he couldn't grasp "the concept of Australia". No wonder geography was his least favorite subject.
 
I absolutely love these answers. We are truly blessed when Chris can say his favorite attribute is his "mental clarity" and at the same time say all his best friends are imaginary cartoon hedgehogs.

goddamn i love this fucking retard
 
Sonichump said:
you guys thought an infected taint piercing would be bad! Wait til chris is dilating an infected stink ditch!
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Anyone taking bets on whether it ends up better or worse than Phil's axe wound?
 
cuevasen said:
@Marvin once said that Chris is actually pretty popular IRL, which most of the kiwis found it extremely unlikely. But he is the one with the big guns and withheld info.
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If his track record is anything like it is on the internet all his "friends" are people that are either being forced to exist around him, paid, or in it for some type of gain.....or court appointed.


Would you honestly want to be friends with Chris?
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
What he most hates about himself is his penis, but basically in the same breath he wishes for a transex son. He also complains about his brain overflowing with garbage but brags about his "mental clarity" sigh

He is such a goddamn 'tard that according to Bob he couldn't grasp "the concept of Australia". No wonder geography was his least favorite subject.
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I've always wondered about the whole Australia thing with Chris. Like, what's the part that he can't wrap his tiny, smooth brain around? That it's a different country? A different continent? That it's both a country and a continent? That it is a continent that isn't connected to any other landmass and is entirely surrounded by water like a giant island? That everyone is upside down there? What's so difficult for him to understand?

Leibowitz said:
Anyone taking bets on whether it ends up better or worse than Phil's axe wound?
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Totally assuming, of course, that Phil is telling the truth about his manhole, and it's not just another of his lies. And if Phil is lying, then could you imagine his furious bouncing and squeaking if Chris were to get vagina lookalike surgery and not Phil? Phil's already insanely jealous of Chris.
 
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