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Chris has no real interest in playing this game. He's interested in learning about opening portals and how he can somehow bring Magichan into this dimension. He's looking for ideas.

Edit: Maybe not any interest at all. He's interested in wasting money and D&D is a good way to do that.
 
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Holy fucking shit, he's officially into dnd now. Guess it just took some random artist to redesign his characters to nail the coffin shut. And even better is the bastardized mess he came up with. Of course it's op to the max, Chris wouldn't do it any other way.
 
Gunslinger said:
Chris has no real interest in playing this game. He's interested in learning about opening portals and how he can somehow bring Magichan into this dimension. He's looking for ideas.

Edit: Maybe not any interest at all. He's interested in wasting money and D&D is a good way to do that.
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This is exactly why it’s going to be hilarious if/when his Mary Sue gets killed. A good DM would find a way to kill this thing fast, an even better one would let him make new Mary Sues using the rest of his imaginary friends and then kill them too. The right DM is in a position to tear apart his whole universe.
 
Well it's nice he's trying. I'm sure he won't find a new place to play dungeons and dragons, show up with Chris Chan Sonichu, and throw a giant fit when whatever organized play tells him to make a new character.
 
I don't think Chris could get beyond being disallowed from using an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon in a traditional fantasy setting. He'd probably refuse to compromise and just repeat his case ad nauseum in a fit of rich autism.
 
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Ted_Breakfast said:
I don't think Chris could get beyond being disallowed from using an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon in a traditional fantasy setting. He'd probably refuse to compromise and just repeat his case ad nauseum in a state of rich autism.
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Idiots usually make broken characters like this for 1 of 3 reasons. 1. to 'win' at D&D (which you can't really do) 2. to lord over other PCs and force them to do things in game(or become murder hobos), or 3. to make an invincible power fantasy character.

In chris's case I see this partly as a power fantasy, but its more that he doesn't understand that threats tend to scale with the hero's level. I can safely say that this character wouldn't survive the creatures thrown at him. Epic level monsters require planning, skill, team work, and luck, and monsters of that level are save vs die... assuming 5th ed isn't totally kid gloves of course. at level 24 you should be facing arch devils, elder evils, demon lords and far worse. Meanwhile, chris's naivete would have him springing every single trap and bawing that the DM is picking on him.
 
Nypical Haterade Comment said:
I haven’t played 5e, but I’ve played a lot of 3.5 and Pathfinder, so I can give you a summary to the best of my ability:

His speed is absurd. The average speed for a PC (Player Character) is 30 feet per round (or 30 feet in 6 seconds). Chris has his character moving 125x faster than that.

Sonichus aren’t in any rulebook and Chris isn’t proficient enough in D&D to homebrew a race. Most DMs wouldn’t allow it.

He seemed to multiclass in Cleric and Ranger. It’s a really odd mix that maybe a knowledgable player could make work? Rangers are notoriously bad and a Fighter archer achieves everything a cleric can but is actually useful. Maybe that changed in 5e, but I dunno.

Also, he’s starting off at level 24. If he wants to join a game, his character shouldn’t be a higher level than actual gods.

Finally, his transformations are beyond broken. Being able to casually activate an ability that gives you a +5 or a +10 bonus to everything is hideously overpowered. For context, everything in D&D is determined by a dice roll plus whatever bonuses you have. Let’s I have a +4 bonus to hit an enemy and roll a d20 (20 sided dice) and roll a 12. To hit the enemy I would need to roll above its AC (armor class) let’s say it’s 14. My dice roll alone would miss it, but if I add bonuses that would give me a 16, enough to hit the enemy. What Chris is doing is adding an extra +5 or +10 to any roll he wants, essentially making it impossible for him to fail unless he rolls a 1.

Tl;Dr
Chris can’t D&D.
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how can a fighter archer do what a cleric can? Cleric‘s use healing magic and have the power of their patron god behind them. A fighter archer is a character that’s good with short and long range attacks.
 
If he's "forced" to add some flaws, they'll be the usual "So beautiful it's a curse", "Sometimes hot headed" or "Can't leave people in trouble alone".
I'm more of a DnD video game guy, but I have enough experience to know that interesting flaws make your character much more fun to play, for both you, your teammates and your DM.

Dying to see if he's actually distributed his stats accordingly with point buy or the normal 15,14,13,12,10,8 style popular in 5e.
Knowing him he decided to roll a d20 for his stats and just happened to roll only 18-20 for everything. And his Human/Sonichu race probably has insane stat bonuses already.
His initiative modifier is +3 so that means his DEX can't be higher than 17, but it's Chris so take that with a grain of salt.
 
Some Manajerk said:
He combined two classes whoes purposes are pretty much polar opposites, at least for someone new to D&D. cleric is very much focused on supporting allies, with bonking enemies as your secondary duty. Ranger is very much focused on damage dealing with a few utility/healing spells if needed, along with some offensive spells. Ranger can do decent damage on its own (Colossus slayer+its multi attack) but it really works well if you take a few levels in rogue. (3d8+3d6 per round is nothign to sneeze at) So he's hamstrung himself and made up for it with silly homebrew stuff. If it wasnt for the fact that he doesn't read I'd suspect he just mashed Cadderly and Drizz't from R.A. Salvatores books together.

and it is possible to get his movement speed per round. the catch is it required building a character solely for the purpose of moving as fast as possible, you need a certain magic items to achieve the effect, levels in 3 different classes(none of which he took) and you aren't going to be doing anything per round but moving. the one i saw was a 20th level wood elf build with a max of 1040 feet per round.
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Since he’s never played the game instead of seeing it as two classes whose abilities don’t go too well together maybe he sees it as two classes which neutralise the others weaknesses?
 
Nebula Slasher said:
Can't wait to see what he writes for flaws.
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'Tee hee. Well, I'm a little shy...' *nauseating wink, hair flirt*

He really doesn't have a clue about how to play even basic D&D, does he? As many others have said, a character as stupidly OP (and as stupidly Sonichu-centric) as this would be nuked by any decent DM on sight. If that DM has the patience of a saint and gets carried away with his/her empathy, then they may allow him to resurrect the character as something more reasonable. Chris will then pout, insist that he's a near-omnipotent hedgehog goddess, say 'screw you guys, I'm going home', and nothing of value will be lost that day.
 
Is my interpretation of squares and rounds resulting in Chris's character moving at roughly 425 miles per hour and running at roughly 1,275 miles per hour, a bit over Mach 1.5 at sea level, correct?
 
Why are you all talking as if any GM will take this character into a game. C’mon, masters have self-respect too, such Mary Sues are a red flag that means player will be a pain in the ass to both master and players.
The only masters who will play with Chris are wееns who will do en epic troll on him so they do not deserve pity if Chris will have a meltdown because his character failed an action.
 
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