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The cwicki makes it sound like aside from gaseous releases, he was doing all right at the gym until weens started calling and annoying the people running it :(
 
Ophelia said:
The cwicki makes it sound like aside from gaseous releases, he was doing all right at the gym until weens started calling and annoying the people running it :(
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You know, that's one of the few times I actually felt bad for Chris. He seriously was improving himself and his health and fucking weens had to harass not just Chris, but also people who had nothing to do with him. And Chris outside of bitching about being kicked out actually didn't do anything bad in return.
 
Ophelia said:
The cwicki makes it sound like aside from gaseous releases, he was doing all right at the gym until weens started calling and annoying the people running it :(
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I don't buy the ween excuse for one minute. This is Chris we're talking about, no way in hell, in a place where that has spearated sex showers and bathrooms, with Chris in his troon phase, was poor ol' innocent Chris doing everything right, and it was only through weens did he get kicked out.
 
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I swear she's 18 said:
You know, that's one of the few times I actually felt bad for Chris. He seriously was improving himself and his health and fucking weens had to harass not just Chris, but also people who had nothing to do with him. And Chris outside of bitching about being kicked out actually didn't do anything bad in return.
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chris improving himself in the gym lmao yeah sure
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I don't buy the ween excuse for one minute. This is Chris we're talking about, no way in hell, in a place where that has spearated sex showers and bathrooms, with Chris in his troon phase, was poor ol' innocent Chris doing everything right, and it was only through weens did he get kicked out.
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Did anyone from the gym report anything about Chris's behavior? Or is the only thing we know is that weens annoyed the gym owners into banning him?
 
Cockadoodle85 said:
chris improving himself in the gym lmao yeah sure
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Wasn't this about the same time that he boasted about having bought a second-hand treadmill? Which he used a grand total of one or two times? I think that both that and his gym flirtation were only because of the BronyBabes Challenge at the time. Chris presumably thought that he'd just have to do a bit of jogging to become the sexiest pony of them all. Don't work like that, ol' boy.
 
Ophelia said:
Chris going to a gym and walking or cycling a little is better than Chris staying home and doing nothing at all. It’s not going to transform his body, but it would still have positive effects.
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I'm not confident that Chris could ride even a stationary bike.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
At least he didn't touch World of Darkness.
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It's not surprising he didn't. D&D 5e is simpler, more accessible, and more popular than World of Darkness. Further, 5e encourages homebrew (both through its simplicity and Wizard's corporate policy), so Chris could add his Sonichu bullshit without much difficulty.
 
Some Manajerk said:
Until you hit level 4-5, Tomb of Anhilliation was brutal. My group lost 5 characters to that module until we managed to get enough levels under our belts that most monsters couldn't one shot us, and the last part was full of traps designed to kill PCs.
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Let me guess, the zombie Gorillas? We only had one death in that campaign, to one of those early on.
 
Tikbalang said:
I can see the keyword you're using is Building.
He plays tetris and he buys legos.
I wonder why he wasn't introduced to Cities: Skylines. It's the best way to build his own cwcville.
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Late, but the reason why is Chris isn't a PC gamer. Mostly because it's too expensive and hard (knowing Chris he'd want to buy the "Supreme ultra gamer watercooled RGB barf 4x SLI titan RTX gigachad pre-made markuped by 50%) even in cities skylines he's too stupid to download mods and throw a hissy fit because his citizens are unhappy and he's in billion dollars of debt.
 
I swear she's 18 said:
Late, but the reason why is Chris isn't a PC gamer. Mostly because it's too expensive and hard (knowing Chris he'd want to buy the "Supreme ultra gamer watercooled RGB barf 4x SLI titan RTX gigachad pre-made markuped by 50%) even in cities skylines he's too stupid to download mods and throw a hissy fit because his citizens are unhappy and he's in billion dollars of debt.
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Imagine if Chris got addicted to Sim City 3000 or 4.
 
I swear she's 18 said:
You know, that's one of the few times I actually felt bad for Chris. He seriously was improving himself and his health and fucking weens had to harass not just Chris, but also people who had nothing to do with him. And Chris outside of bitching about being kicked out actually didn't do anything bad in return.
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I agree, he didn’t deserve that. But he certainly wasn’t improving the health of the others in that gym. He was kicked out for health and safety of the other gym goers, they would have been hospitalised otherwise, P.U 💨🤢
 
Did Chris actually play a dnd session or has it been determined that his tweets about it were lies?
 
Ophelia said:
Did Chris actually play a dnd session or has it been determined that his tweets about it were lies?
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One of his tweets claimed he played a session and was tolerated
"Sorry EndGames, you had your chance."
 
Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
One of his tweets claimed he played a session and was tolerated
"Sorry EndGames, you had your chance."
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Has anyone ever written up what that session was like? If it ever happened and Chris didn't just play by himself with his imaginary friends?

I mean he was definitely an awful player who never bothered to learn or play by the rules and got angry when things didn't go exactly his way. Probably got annoyed that you had to roll the dice for everything and couldn't just role-play it even with an overpowered character.
 
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