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You've heard of bad reviewers and obsessive television fanatics before, but I think TV.com really takes the cake to this.
TV.com is a large television reviewing site, much like imDb, except almost exclusively TV programs with some webseries. A user could review the show itself, review individual episodes of series or discuss the series on it's dedicated forum. The site's community isn't quite as large as what it used to be. Over the years, the biggest problems with the site became more noticeable. Perhaps the largest problem about TV.com I would say is nostalgia brats and other people who dislike things that are new and different as well as take things way to seriously. A lot of the negative reviews, if I should even call them reviews, on the site are like "This show replaced X old show" or "THIS THING IS AN INSULT TO HUMANITY!!" and some reviewers even going as far as insulting reviewers that like the shows that the TV.com community hates.
http://www.tv.com/shows/cops/
http://www.tv.com/shows/uncle-grandpa/reviews/
*Attached are Naked and Afraid reviews.
TV.com is a large television reviewing site, much like imDb, except almost exclusively TV programs with some webseries. A user could review the show itself, review individual episodes of series or discuss the series on it's dedicated forum. The site's community isn't quite as large as what it used to be. Over the years, the biggest problems with the site became more noticeable. Perhaps the largest problem about TV.com I would say is nostalgia brats and other people who dislike things that are new and different as well as take things way to seriously. A lot of the negative reviews, if I should even call them reviews, on the site are like "This show replaced X old show" or "THIS THING IS AN INSULT TO HUMANITY!!" and some reviewers even going as far as insulting reviewers that like the shows that the TV.com community hates.
http://www.tv.com/shows/cops/
"All" and i mean "every" "police officer" on this disgusting show, oviesly are people that were bugged and bullied and harassed when they were young and now they think they have all the power and these idiots give these insecure power hungry mentally unstable "humans" a freaking badge and a belt FULL OF WEAPONS, to go do basically what they will and want to do to people who alot are breaking the law but the way these "inhuman" persons of the law, beat these "criminals" whom i guess in their eyes aren't "human" going by the way they treat them, very aggressively "rough" them up insanely as to what i've seen on this "show" "Cops", like that one black human who they tazered literally to death, he yelled and screamed at them "trying" to tell them ( "the Police" that he had a severe heart condition and they continued tazering him to death... All of a sudden, the poor man, who hadn't actually even done anything bring they had the wrong man! "ABSOLUTELY SICK"!!! And, these, "Police officers", of the law, just keep getting away with it! EVERY SHOW I SEE IS AN ABOMINATION OF THE HUMAN RACE! By putting, basically anyone who passes the academy into having this "POWER"! When will "they" open their eyes and see what is happening to our "world" allowing these officers "electricute" just anyone they see, braking the law! SAD!...... "That's my opinion as a human being" as to what i see on this "freak show you call "Cops"! Always remember this,, think before abusing these "poeple" who are still "human beings" of our "world", or, what we call "our world"! They've already edited my review LMFAO what do you know hey, oh and "all criminals are innocent till proven guilty" no its really " All criminals are guilty till proven innocent in a court of law", come on guys be real here!
http://www.tv.com/shows/uncle-grandpa/reviews/
This show is really fucked up. Peter Browngardt should be fired immediatly, so he does not come up with abominations like Uncle Grandpa. I'm going to review EVERYTHING this shit has to offer:
The Characters: oh god, keep those ***gots away from me! Uncle Grandpa is an annoying piece of shit that sounds like the most pathetic character in a tv show. He always TRIES to be funny, but fails miserably, like all those turds like him. And why is his catchphrase "GOOD MORNING"? It should be GOOD FUCKING CANCEL MY CRAPPY SHOW MORNING!! Pizza Steve is just a fucking douchebag that always says something like "I'm the best!" or tries to be cool. Instead he just pisses me off every time. Belly Bag is another annoying character that is a fool in every way. He should be banished to hell with Uncle Grandpa and the rest of the stupid fuckers in this show.
I think the only character that isn't stupid like the others is Mister Gus but he is another sad weirdo.
Humor: TOTAL SHIT!!!!
Animation: please, it's just like Fanboy & Chum Chum only worse!
Background: Horrendeous! The sky is blue, not yellow! The rest is poorly drawn and makes you feel you're on Cocaine!
That concludes my review of this ABOMINATION that I think should have never been created in the first place. Peter can do what he wants, just as long AS HE CANCELS THIS GRIM PIECE OF SHIT!
And btw: CN isn't going that far by airing shows like Adventure Time and Ninjago. What happened to Dexter's lab or Courage the Cowardly Dog? I want those shows back, Cartoon Network, and maybe you might start to get good scores. I want the old shows back on. Please. But for now, PLEASE CANCEL UNCLE FUCKPA AND FIRE PETER BROWNGARDT, THAT IMBECILLE THAT ISN'T A GOOD CREATOR, INSTEAD IS A GOOD LSD SMOKER!!!
UPDATE: 05/07/2015: Ok, I'm about to snap. WHY ARE YOU CONTINUING THIS SHIT AND NOT FIRING LSD SMOKER????? It just makes me extremely mad that CN has lost its brain and most of those fuckers don't even care about the audience'complaints. I bet this crap is still on tv because those ***gy kids who get brainwashed by this and Sanjay and Craig are going MAD for it. So they ask for more. What people don't understand is that the laws of physics and every component that forms a show (humor, plot isn't applied well. Actually, It's applied in a way that WANTS to make you feel like you took heroine and mixed it with 50% of LSD. My, CN is really doomed these days. If they can't even TRY to make a good show and go on with Unckle Fuckpa and Teen Titans GO, they'll fall off the cliff and won't come back up.
The Characters: oh god, keep those ***gots away from me! Uncle Grandpa is an annoying piece of shit that sounds like the most pathetic character in a tv show. He always TRIES to be funny, but fails miserably, like all those turds like him. And why is his catchphrase "GOOD MORNING"? It should be GOOD FUCKING CANCEL MY CRAPPY SHOW MORNING!! Pizza Steve is just a fucking douchebag that always says something like "I'm the best!" or tries to be cool. Instead he just pisses me off every time. Belly Bag is another annoying character that is a fool in every way. He should be banished to hell with Uncle Grandpa and the rest of the stupid fuckers in this show.
I think the only character that isn't stupid like the others is Mister Gus but he is another sad weirdo.
Humor: TOTAL SHIT!!!!
Animation: please, it's just like Fanboy & Chum Chum only worse!
Background: Horrendeous! The sky is blue, not yellow! The rest is poorly drawn and makes you feel you're on Cocaine!
That concludes my review of this ABOMINATION that I think should have never been created in the first place. Peter can do what he wants, just as long AS HE CANCELS THIS GRIM PIECE OF SHIT!
And btw: CN isn't going that far by airing shows like Adventure Time and Ninjago. What happened to Dexter's lab or Courage the Cowardly Dog? I want those shows back, Cartoon Network, and maybe you might start to get good scores. I want the old shows back on. Please. But for now, PLEASE CANCEL UNCLE FUCKPA AND FIRE PETER BROWNGARDT, THAT IMBECILLE THAT ISN'T A GOOD CREATOR, INSTEAD IS A GOOD LSD SMOKER!!!
UPDATE: 05/07/2015: Ok, I'm about to snap. WHY ARE YOU CONTINUING THIS SHIT AND NOT FIRING LSD SMOKER????? It just makes me extremely mad that CN has lost its brain and most of those fuckers don't even care about the audience'complaints. I bet this crap is still on tv because those ***gy kids who get brainwashed by this and Sanjay and Craig are going MAD for it. So they ask for more. What people don't understand is that the laws of physics and every component that forms a show (humor, plot isn't applied well. Actually, It's applied in a way that WANTS to make you feel like you took heroine and mixed it with 50% of LSD. My, CN is really doomed these days. If they can't even TRY to make a good show and go on with Unckle Fuckpa and Teen Titans GO, they'll fall off the cliff and won't come back up.
*Attached are Naked and Afraid reviews.
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