TundranVoltaire / sea-chart - The Kiwis' Benedict Arnold

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This is just another twist and turn on Vade's Wild Ride.

I'm not impressed though. I am a master of marbles and can pretty much guarantee that anyone who goes on Tumblr unironically "for enjoyment" has a very low marble count, and after seeing her horrifying gay pedo porn tumblr with amazing artwork such as Ganondorf raping Link, furries sodomizing other furries and Toon Link's 5 year old sister giving Toon Link a blowjob, I can confirm that @TundranVoltaire ran out of marbles a long time ago, and was merely replacing them with bouncy balls you can get by dropping a quarter into a machine.

Also, I've only been here since last Thursday so just by looking at this from an outsider's perspective, I don't really feel any "betrayal" or "salt" over this person I never had a crossword with in my life. Considering most of the people here saw her as a victim of Vade and wanted to befriend her and support her, no one here bothered to take into account or understand her open admittance of having the deadly one-two punch of being a transsexual that actively goes on tumblr for sexual enjoyment.

To ignore such facts is the equivalent of going to a strip club and having a stripper give you a lap dance while ignoring the fact that your younger brother is getting sodomized by a Polar Bear in the room next to yours as an Elvis impersonator masturbates to the sight.
 
Kirby said:
This is just another twist and turn on Vade's Wild Ride.

I'm not impressed though. I am a master of marbles and can pretty much guarantee that anyone who goes on Tumblr unironically "for enjoyment" has a very low marble count, and after seeing her horrifying gay pedo porn tumblr with amazing artwork such as Ganondorf raping Link, furries sodomizing other furries and Toon Link's 5 year old sister giving Toon Link a blowjob, I can confirm that @TundranVoltaire ran out of marbles a long time ago, and was merely replacing them with bouncy balls you can get by dropping a quarter into a machine.

Also, I've only been here since last Thursday so just by looking at this from an outsider's perspective, I don't really feel any "betrayal" or "salt" over this person I never had a crossword with in my life. Considering most of the people here saw her as a victim of Vade and wanted to befriend her and support her, no one here bothered to take into account or understand her open admittance of having the deadly one-two punch of being a transsexual that actively goes on tumblr for sexual enjoyment.

To ignore such facts is the equivalent of going to a strip club and having a stripper give you a lap dance while ignoring the fact that your younger brother is getting sodomized by a Polar Bear in the room next to yours as an Elvis impersonator masturbates to the sight.
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... what?
 
Spartykins said:
I gave her the same benefit for the longest time, but when in just about every conversation she whines about how literally everything is wrong with her because of her abuse and then she goes and says she's made amends with her father and looks at porn that "triggers" her and then everything is all hunky-dory it just doesn't make any sense.
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I don't want to go into detail because blah blah powerlevel, but this is actually pretty plausible to me, because I once knew a survivor of childhood sexual abuse who followed the same pattern: forgiveness of the abuser, anger and resentment reflected onto inappropriate targets, and interest in really skeevy porn/sexual fetishes. It's totally fucking unhealthy and awful, and she needs therapy stat, but it could be authentic.

This whole thing really confuses me, though, because... why go back to Vade? I haven't paid a ton of attention to Tumblr lolcow reports lately, but is Vade's star rising again? She's certainly not someone who's actually a good friend or anything, so is Volts just trying to starfuck, or what?

(Also, personal pet peeve: using character face shot "icons" in Tumblr posts, like this is goddamn Livejournal. Why do people do this?)
 
Meowthkip said:
Volts has done a full 180° from chummy Kiwi to full-blown SJW, and is convinced Vade has "changed," despite absolutely no evidence of Vade having actually changed at all.
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W-We can still get her back right?

Meowthkip said:
Volts has cried out about Rule 34 of BEN DROWNED, despite being a member of the South Park fandom (a fandom notorious for being a shota magnet) and having shotacon on her porn blog.
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That's fucked but we can teach her the errors of her ways right?

Meowthkip said:
Still lists herself as a female lesbian on her OKCupid profile.
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M-Maybe it's all just a ruse?

Meowthkip said:
Has stalked and harassed a woman IRL to the point where the police have gotten involved. I am currently in the process of getting more details, as I have contacted the victim via email and asked her to provide a detailed account of these events.
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No fuck that all hope is lost
 
I want to know what happens 10 years from now, do they just drop this insane fucking act, grow up, look back at this and laugh at how stupid they are? Or does the rabbit hole just go deeper and deeper and there's no hope?
 
My goodness...... actually I saw this coming from a mile away.

From day one of her stuff here, I always sensed there was something off about her/him. Mostly the fact that, in all honesty, they happened to know just a little too much about Vade's tf2 stuff. But I digress.

If anything, this is just another cow that we accidentally bred on our own time.
 
I don't know if it's because of sleep deprevation, but reading this thread is more confusing than hinduism.
 
CatParty said:
i think the problem is too many people are trying to be diplomatic towards a lolcow
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I mean, like I'm like... reasing about a cis-grill who is dating a cis man or some shit and like was our key to researching vade and has now like become a lolcow.
I dunno why but it feels like tom foolery amongs gender ship shifting implings.
 
Though they were before my time here on the Farms, I still want to say it's a real shame they ended up the way they did.
And I am sad that the cute googly-eyed avatar of theirs will forever be associated with a person who is stupid enough to take 'fite me irl' literally. Stalking people they don't like in real life? Really? That's not normal crazy, we're reaching levels of epic crazy here.
 
What the fuck is it about Vade that makes people go back to her? She has the charisma of a wet carrot. Wait, I take that back, she literally has negative charisma. I'm just incapable of comprehending why Tanku, Volts, and even poor Kenneth keep going back to her after how horrible she was to them.
 
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