Trump shirts

[Mr. Smiley Good Fella]

If I make the most brain dead boomer meme shirts how much can I make selling them at Trump rallies between now and voting day? Will it be worth the cost of investment or did I miss my opportunity earlier. I don’t want to be greedy and overcharge but also I want a quick $. Do you think they’d take a $4-$7 quality shirt from a Vietnamese sweatshop if I sold it for $30?

 

[Otis Boi]

make it $40 and say you will donate $5 to the trump campaign but in fine print say you'll do it only after you hit 2million in sells.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

No. They will ask where it's made.

 

[Mr. Smiley Good Fella]

No. They will ask where it's made.

And I will lie to them and say in America. Only in America can I buy cheap overseas labor to gain 10x profit at the cost of $4. The only hiccup in my business plan is trying to source a Vietnamese/Cantonese broker to get the sweatshops up and running.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

And I will lie to them and say in America.

Then they check the label and see you're lying. Then you aren't just ignored by the boomers but get them angry with you.

 

[Mr. Smiley Good Fella]

Then they check the label and see you're lying. Then you aren't just ignored by the boomers but get them angry with you.

Do you think there’s a rule that says the Vietnamese children must put made in Vietnam on the shirt?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Seems a little late to do this three months before the election. I think everybody who'd be interested already has their Trump-related merchandise.

 

[Mr. Smiley Good Fella]

Seems a little late to do this three months before the election. I think everybody who'd be interested already has their Trump-related merchandise.

Yeah I was worried about that. I’ll just have to wait another 4 years to strike big. It’s not worth the trips to rallies if I can’t sell.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Yeah I was worried about that. I’ll just have to wait another 4 years to strike big. It’s not worth the trips to rallies if I can’t sell.

I guess if you buy the T-shirts now you can get them printed when the time comes. Worst case you just have a bunch of plain T-shirts sitting around, which still have some value.

 

[Mr. Smiley Good Fella]

I guess if you buy the T-shirts now you can get them printed when the time comes. Worst case you just have a bunch of plain T-shirts sitting around, which still have some value.

Oh that’s actually smart. I should bank on Trump running again in 2028 and sit on those shirts until next election cycle. Maybe I should wait until 2 years in to order them so I can print relevant memes.

 

[MrTroll]

Then they check the label and see you're lying.

Wouldn't they have to know how to read first though?

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

What you could do is have the actual shirts manufactured on the cheap outside the US, get the graphics pressed inside the US, and call it "made it America." Companies like Bunker Branding do this.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Seems a little late to do this three months before the election. I think everybody who'd be interested already has their Trump-related merchandise.

Vance was a late pick, so there's still time for more merch. But the time to get interested in that was before he was announced.

 

[nickcarkiller]

literally every mexican street stall in washington dc does this shit

 

[Pissmaster]

Yeah I was worried about that. I’ll just have to wait another 4 years to strike big. It’s not worth the trips to rallies if I can’t sell.

If you're on the ball, you could pop out some "Hey Biden, YOU'RE FIRED!" shirts just in time for his leave.

 

[Dysnomia]

Do you think there’s a rule that says the Vietnamese children must put made in Vietnam on the shirt?

You might have to create your own tags. How hard could it be to print "Made In The USA" on slips of itchy polyester and sex them into the shirt?

 

[The Last Stand]

If you wear a shirt with another man's face on it, you're WAY too thirsty and obsessed.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Seems a little late to do this three months before the election. I think everybody who'd be interested already has their Trump-related merchandise.

Nah, MAGA retards are the easiest to grift people on the planet. They send Trump money every month. They want all Trump-related merchandise they can get. I say grift them for all you can

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

You should sell them on Amazon

My mom asked me to buy her a Trump shirt. She went with Amazon because it was the cheapest even though it said it was Made in the USA but Imported from Nicaragua?

Either way, they got 20 bucks out of her.