Trump 2024 Stonks - How to get rich off MAGA

[John Badman]

I have $10,000 in conservative holdings. How can I divest into markets for the upcoming Orange Man?

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

Put it all on Kamala.

 

[John Badman]

Put it all on Kamala.

And lose half on unrealized gains? No thank you. I’ll take risk of election loss over investing in my financial suicide.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Tesla Stonks are good considering how buddy buddy Elon is with the Orange Man. Considering how much of Elon's projects rely on Government subsidies and support, him betting hard on a winning horse (assuming Trump wins) would be a big benefit for him.

Any Crypto currency would be a good bet too, considering how opposed to it Kamala is and how supportive of it Trump is. The entire Crypto Market is in a holding pattern awaiting the result. If you assume Trump will win now would be a time to buy pretty much your pick of any of it.

 

[John Badman]

Tesla Stonks are good considering how buddy buddy Elon is with the Orange Man. Considering how much of Elon's projects rely on Government subsidies and support, him betting hard on a winning horse (assuming Trump wins) would be a big benefit for him.

Any Crypto currency would be a good bet too, considering how opposed to it Kamala is and how supportive of it Trump is. The entire Crypto Market is in a holding pattern awaiting the result. If you assume Trump will win now would be a time to buy pretty much your pick of any of it.

I was planning a 1 - 2 year short on LNG and going long on Gen III+ SMR production.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I was planning a 1 - 2 year short on LNG and going long on Gen III+ SMR production.

Don't know enough about either industry to say one way or the other. I will say though that Fossil Fuels in general are extremely volatile and susceptible to shocks like wars in the middle east. Its a global industry which means even what happens in the USA doesn't necessarily translate into what happens with them. For example, Exxon is investing Bigly in the newly found Guyana oil fields. But Venezuela is threatening to annex Guyana. If they actually make good on that threat Exxon will lose billions and their stock will tank. Even with Trump in office.

 

[I eat dicks]

Same way to get rich as any other time of year. Put most, like 90%, of your portfolio into an ETF like VTSAX and don't sell it. The balance into bonds. Anticipating elections is more akin to sportsbetting than an investment strat. If that's your jazz, +1 I'd get TSLA for a Trump win

 

[Sho'nuff]

My money would be on nuclear power. What stocks that turns into, I wouldn't be able to say yet.

 

[Junkers 87]

I'm confused. Divest, as in de-risk in the event of an ascendant Orange Emperor?

If you're betting on Trump, then off the top of my head, a MAGA watchlist would probably have the following:

Obvious stuff: MAGA, DJT, YALL, TSLA
Crypto: BITO, MSTR
Stuff I pulled out of my ass: PLTR

Not saying any of these are a buy. If we're going off of technical stuff, some of these have already ran up and are overbought so there's a very real risk of retracement via profit taking or selling the news. The market could even speed run a distribution + markdown phase in a matter of days, as seen with Chinese stocks (not the best comparison, but it's the timeframe I'm emphasizing here). If you think TA is astrology for men (which is a fair thing to say), then buying into some of these tickers would be done under the assumption that a Trump victory would bullish to the point where technicals + fundamentals will be ignored for a short time, which can happen.

My money would be on nuclear power. What stocks that turns into, I wouldn't be able to say yet.

Could be something like CCJ or UUUU? I'm not well-versed in the energy sector so I probably shouldn't comment tbh.

Same way to get rich as any other time of year. Put most, like 90%, of your portfolio into an ETF like VTSAX and don't sell it. The balance into bonds. Anticipating elections is more akin to sportsbetting than an investment strat. If that's your jazz, +1 I'd get TSLA for a Trump win

Yep. VTSAX, VTI, SPY, VOO. Pretty much any broad ETF or index.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

Ticker DJT is nearly 8 percent and halted twice a half hour into the day! at what point do we just call this gambling?

 

[Junkers 87]

Ticker DJT is nearly 8 percent and halted twice a half hour into the day! at what point do we just call this gambling?

I think it's implicitly understood that it's not investing.

 

[John Badman]

I have an investment call with my broker at 2, rate my picks.
Cheniere Energy Inc. (LNG) at $185
Oklo Inc. (OKLO) at $24

I may get into construction materials as well if the federal land gets auctioned off for housing development.

 

[Shroom King]

Yep. VTSAX, VTI, SPY, VOO. Pretty much any broad ETF or index.

I have VOO. VIG is good too.

 

[John Badman]

I’m going 30 shares RTX, 30 LNG, and 31 OKLO. Let’s go baby.

 

[urr13 account]

Put it all on Kamala.

yeah, if you want to make money by betting on the election that is the way to go:


Odd are against Kamala, but election might be rigged again anyway so safest bet is probably on a Kamala sweep.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

yeah, if you want to make money by betting on the election that is the way to go:
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Odd are against Kamala, but election might be rigged again anyway so safest bet is probably on a Kamala sweep.

Gamblers are retarded so the fact that everyone is betting on Trump points to a epic election rigging and total democrat victory.

 

[mindlessobserver]

My money would be on nuclear power. What stocks that turns into, I wouldn't be able to say yet.

Uranium mines. Especially in the speculation and organization. Appalachia actually has the largest proven reserves of Uranium in the world, along with an established mining industry. I would keep your ear to the ground among start ups in the Carolinas and the Virginia's in particular on this front.

 

[John Badman]

My LNG and RTX bids didn’t go through due to fund transfer processing but my OKLO did
But it might be a blessing in disguise, should I hold until Joe crashes the economy in November/December before snatching up Cheniere and Raytheon?

It’s certainly a possibility, but I don’t see how Raytheon would be directly affected by a crash since the $736mil AIM-9X missile production bid got passed by dems, and Cheniere has always upticked under the green new scam.

Adding into that, how do I get into deep earth uranium mining. The deeper you go the higher grade it is, but that comes at the expense of increased regulation. I don’t have any insight into the regulators or who is offering to buy land leases from Trump.

Worst case scenario the uranium mines might go the way of ANWR where nobody knows who is purchasing the lease because prospective buyers try to underbid the contract by dressing it up in rags and shit to be less appealing unless subsidized.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Tesla Stonks are good considering how buddy buddy Elon is with the Orange Man. Considering how much of Elon's projects rely on Government subsidies and support, him betting hard on a winning horse (assuming Trump wins) would be a big benefit for him.

Any Crypto currency would be a good bet too, considering how opposed to it Kamala is and how supportive of it Trump is. The entire Crypto Market is in a holding pattern awaiting the result. If you assume Trump will win now would be a time to buy pretty much your pick of any of it.

Tesla is honestly a terrible investment if fatty wins. Trump plans to get rid of subsidies to the EV industry and promote fossil fuels. It might pump initially but will fade quickly. Plus, Elon is legitimately retarded.

Fossil fuel stocks would be wiser, or if you really wanna go YOLO, just buy DJT calls

 

[Major]

The Tesla advice was, in hindsight, good advice. Otherwise you can't go wrong with USA index funds