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Logia_Peter said:
Trump is what would happen if Jace somehow got money.
Alternatively, he is the last living descendant of the reptilian creature from 65 million years ago called the TriHairAtops.
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The difference is Trump isn't a real billionaire, while Jace Connors is an actual Navy SEAL from the Marines.
 
Few more Trump jokes;

Donald Trump is the result of Randall Flagg giving life to a pile of money with a spell even he then swore he would never use again.

If Donald Trump becomes President the Ayatollahs of Iran will refuse to even speak to him, fearing the oozing corruption.

If Donald Trump were asked to kiss a baby, he would sue it instead and claim he just taught the infant a life-saving lesson.

When Donald Trump was asked what his outer space policy was, he just chuckled and said "its amazing y'know, what use a buncha poor loozahs can have on a mine in the moon..."
 
ZehnBoat said:
PICS OR YOU LIE
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God I hope that Trump wins.
I'd vote for Trump's hair at least.

A vote for Trump is a vote for "Screw everything, I'm tired of all this political nonsense! Let's just vote-in a maniac and see what happens!"

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I'm only half kidding here..

Politics has always been considered somewhat of a joke. Trump may prove it actually is a joke. He's just so delightfully insane, and disgustingly refreshing. I think people just might end up supporting him because they're curious to see what he'll do.

With most political candidates you're pretty much guaranteed predictable outcomes. They might differ on one or two minor things, but for the most part they're going to be the same, no matter which one ends up in office. They won't change anything. They're dependent on votes and public opinion, and above all, they'll be politicians, constantly dodging hard questions and avoiding real issues.

The last few elections we've had have been people picking the safe option. Bush, Obama, in the end it's about the same. No matter what you think about Trump, you can't deny that he'll be different.

The one thing about Trump is that he's definitely not a politician. He says what he wants to say, and is unapologetic about it to the point of rudeness. We can't predict him. If he gets elected, there's just no telling what the outcome will be. He's a complete wild-card. He's just as likely to run this country into the ground as he is to lead us into a golden age. It's wonderfully chaotic.
I can only hope he appoints a dog to the supreme court.
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I used to hate Trump but I'm loving how effectively he's trolling sjws and Tumblr tards. I haven't seen them so worked up about something since the dickwolves drama.
 
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This is interesting, considering-
In 2005, a few years before the then-senator [Hillary Clinton] launched her first White House run, Clinton had many gamers rolling their eyes with a legislative campaign that painted violent video games as a scourge out to get America's youth.

"We need to treat violent video games the way we treat tobacco, alcohol, and pornography," Clinton said while promoting the Family Entertainment Protection Act, legislation that would have criminalized the sale of games rated "Mature" or "Adults Only" to minors. "If you put it just really simply, these violent video games are stealing the innocence of our children -- and it is certainly making the job of being a parent even more difficult," she said.
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PeteyCoffee said:
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This is interesting, considering- https://archive.is/wWtdB
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People don't believe me when I say it; Trump's a small-p progressive. Read The America we Deserve. He's only claiming to have changed to win the support of the GOP, since he knows damn well that Hillary will be whisked in with little resistance on the Democrat side.
 
The Lizard Queen said:
He says what he wants to say, and is unapologetic about it to the point of rudeness.
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He does sad little half-excuse half-apologies constantly. Like he's a child. He can't even be an asshole very well.
"I meant her nose"? What the fuck would that even mean? That he's a massive weeb?

I'd sorta dig him if he could really jump in the asshole end of the pool with both feet, but he half-asses it like CWC's "face down creature" back-down.
 
KatsuKitty said:
People don't believe me when I say it; Trump's a small-p progressive. Read The America we Deserve. He's only claiming to have changed to win the support of the GOP, since he knows damn well that Hillary will be whisked in with little resistance on the Democrat side.
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You can't blame people for that when virtually nothing he's said in this campaign has actually reflected that. The only specific thing I've seen is trashing Scott Walker over his disastrous policies in Wisconsin. Those are very popular with the Republican base and Trump's criticisms could have been uttered by pretty much any middle of the road Democrat.

However, even his core policies are facile and shallow, and basically overwhelmed by the fact that he's a lot more interested in bloviating and attracting attention by trolling than pursuing any of these. The Joe Six-Pack who likes his bullshit about Mexican rapists, idiocy like building a wall that would rival the Great Wall of China to keep out migrant workers, and other stupidity isn't listening to that.

His neo-populism is also deeply tinged with racism and nativism. Specifically alienating women and Latinos is completely unpalatable for a Democrat, and is what Republicans are trying and failing to distance their party from (and is why Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio would probably make a good pairing).

It's no secret that he was donating to Clinton-related shit as recently as a few years ago.
 
I was in Manhattan today and we just happened to pass by Trump Towers. I wouldn't have even noticed if it were for the two dozen people of Hispanic (mainly Mexicans) decent that were standing in front, with large banners and signs essential pointing out that Trump is a douche. All of them had signs pointing to where the "Racist" was, and I found it rather amusing. They had quite a large crowd taking pictures of them and I'm surprised no left winged journalist has pointed them out.

I appreciate their effort, but it's New York so almost no one notices.
 
If you really think Trump would be a good President because he'd piss off SJWs you officially care about SJWs about 1000% too much.

I can just imagine the scene in 2019 - "hey sure, we're at war with Mexico and I don't have a job, but it's totally worth it because some liberal arts major with a bad red dyejob is annoyed!".
 
I don't really give a shit about politics, because both parties are really the same.

That said, I would rather have Trump, who pulls no punches, than a career politician/liar.

Trump is a prick, but he his TRUE and HONEST about being a prick.

I doubt he will make it very far, but I hope he does. Could not get any worse than it has been for decades.
 
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