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Friends tell me "You want Trump for President so Prostitution will become legal, right?"

And I say "You know, its kinda funny that you think that."
 
Trump had a pretty rough night. Blown the fuck out on China and the whole birther thing. You know you're in trouble if Jeb gets in some zingers on you.
 
It's Time to Relocate the Trump Tower to the Chicago River"
So apparently there is an event to throw the Trump tower into Chicago River.
It would be amusing if it turned into this but in reverse:
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New Trump ad, yuuge improvement on the first:

That said, Cruz is absolutely fucked. His poll numbers are about to tank, and New Yorkers are not taking a like to his comments in the debate. It's pretty much up to the (better looking) Rubio to challenge the current champion, the one and only Donald. But since the Donald will win anyway, Rubio will make a good VP for Donald.
Also in the debate, Carson was so fucking lethargic. It seemed as if the guy was smoking something, cause he just couldn't keep up. And boy, did Carson's incompetency on foreign policy shine through.
 
And boy, did Carson's incompetency on foreign policy shine through.

The one favor Carson has done for the world is letting us know that up until now, we have been vastly overestimating the intelligence of brain surgeons.
 
Carson said very silly things. I appreciate him, however, for being a good 2nd place to keep the likes of Jeb!, Marco, Kasich and Paul away so Mr. Trump can get and achieve his solid footing.

Because we are living in the YEEAARR Trump gets elected, and I get to see my childhood favorite country to visit become Great Again!

And if I'm wrong and Stupid Sanders or Hildebeast gets elected, :left: :deagle::jace::applecat:AUGH YEAH:tumblr:

I'll just be raptured by 2021 or something.
 
Post-debate poll is OUT!
Trump – 34%
Paul – 18%
Rubio – 9%
Source: Online Iowa Straw Poll
Cruz is officially on suicide watch, shoulda known that every attempted stumping to date has generated massive backlash.
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Post-debate poll is OUT!
Trump – 34%
Paul – 18%
Rubio – 9%
Source: Online Iowa Straw Poll
Cruz is officially on suicide watch, shoulda known that every attempted stumping to date has generated massive backlash.
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Amazing. Ted Cruz actually gave Donald Trump a platform to sound reasonable for a change.

Also, even as NY Daily News covers go, that's pretty awesome.
 
" Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore"

Either embody American ideals or go fuck your xenophobic self.

 
So yep, Cruz has eliminated himself, and despite what you all doubters have been thinking all along, guess who still has his footing in firm place?

Can Marco or Jeb! catch up in the next 17 days or so? We will see.
 
If Cruz doesn't like New York values so much, then why does his wife work for Goldman Sachs?
His backers know he just says that for the rubes. There won't be an army of rednecks marching on lower Manhattan to end their oppression at the hands of the wealthy, so they're not worried what chumps from Middle America think about them.
 
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