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because it was beautiful

What was most beautiful was the 1980 election. It was simply like "First Polls are closed - *BOOM* Reagan has been elected President."

Too bad I have yet to see an electoral map where its mostly blue.

Edit: Actually, never mind. For some reason that year, they switched the colors.
 
If the independent voters didn't vote for McCain, why would they vote for Sanders?
Did you even watch the '08 Election? McCain spent the whole trail disintegrating his reputation. He nominated Sarah Palin both as a cheap ploy for Hillary supporters and to bring on an attack dog to pander preposterous lies to his most retarded supporters. He said "the fundamentals of our economy are strong" right as the bottom fell out from under the DOW. Christopher Hitchens compared him to Admiral Stockdale during that time period, and if you go back and watch McCains embarrassing performances at the debates, you'll see it just as clear as '08's electorate did.

If you really want the Republican party to lose again, you'd better hope Trump doesn't get the nomination.
Have you spent any time at all examining Trump's personal life? He's been married three times. He's been tied to the mafia. He's been accused of spousal abuse and spousal rape. He files for bankruptcy like it's going out of style. He's defrauded thousands with useless services like Trump University.

And his likeliest opponent is Hillary Clinton. Did you watch her campaign against Obama? Her use of the Southern Strategy and pandering to the "Obama's a Kenyan Muslim Socialist" crowd years before Mr. Toupée? She'd club a baby seal with the horn of the last white rhino to win an election, and she had to work a lot harder to dig dirt with Obama than she ever will with Trump.

Not that Trump won't play dirty himself. I'm certain he'll bring up Juanita Broaddrick, Hillarycare, and Mrs. Clinton's shameless selling out of Bosnia to implement said second point, but how well will any of that work when both Clintons have survived and thrived in decades of political wars and they can use shit like this against their opponent?
 
We've been saying a lot of similar things about Obama over the years, mentioning his ties to people like Frank Marshal Davis and etc. yet the lefties kept their head into the sand.

Its our turn now :D

I can't wait until 2016 when Anti-Trump folks try to send me such links as if that would be the first time I hear such things.

And his likeliest opponent is Hillary Clinton. Did you watch her campaign against Obama? Her use of the Southern Strategy and pandering to the "Obama's a Kenyan Muslim Socialist" crowd years before Mr. Toupée? She'd club a baby seal with the horn of the last white rhino to win an election, and she had to work a lot harder to dig dirt with Obama than she ever will with Trump.

WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD ALL OF THIS MAKE??
 
We've been saying a lot of similar things about Obama over the years, mentioning his ties to people like Frank Marshal Davis and etc. yet the lefties kept their head into the sand.

Its our turn now :biggrin:
So sticking your head in the sand is fine when the guy who just happens to be running for the party you're supporting has dirty laundry, but the moment some half-nigger has dirty laundry it's unacceptable?

Now that's what I call integrity.

I can't wait until 2016 when Anti-Trump folks try to send me such links as if that would be the first time I hear such things.
Yeah! He may not have supported any of the things I say I support until last year, he may have said our nations biggest trading partner is deliberately sending rapists to come for our women across the border with no evidence whatsoever, he may have dodged the draft, he may be a welfare parasite. But dammit, he's our guy!

Jim Jones would love you in his flock.

WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD ALL OF THIS MAKE??
You say you only care about the GOP winning. Seeing as how Trump has gorged himself on hundreds of millions of dollars worth of taxpayer money, kickback schemes, corporate fraud, and government welfare, the issue of ideology is obviously totally unimportant.

So tell me: how the hell do you expect a man with millions of dollars worth of ties to the likes of the Genovese family, hundreds of millions of government welfare in his pockets, three divorces, rape and spousal abuse accusations, and numerous bankruptcy filings to win an election against the dirtiest player in the game? Is it because he's not PC? How is that a good reason?
 
Too bad it was a donation to the Maury Povich show (at a time BEFORE it turned into "You are not the Father" white trash, surprisingly) that makes me think Trump isn't all that bad. Boy, I sure am dense, huh?

You say you only care about the GOP winning. Seeing as how Trump has gorged himself on hundreds of millions of dollars worth of taxpayer money, kickback schemes, corporate fraud, and government welfare, the issue of ideology is obviously totally unimportant.

So tell me: how the hell do you expect a man with millions of dollars worth of ties to the likes of the Genovese family, hundreds of millions of government welfare in his pockets, three divorces, rape and spousal abuse accusations, and numerous bankruptcy filings to win an election against the dirtiest player in the game? Is it because he's not PC? How is that a good reason?

Wow did the joke go over your head. Why are you so certain Hillary is getting the nomination? All the people I know on the Left have proudly given their support to Bernie.
 
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Why does kiwi farms, the HQ of all autism, actually make valid, well argued political points and actually suggest valid candidates to vote for?

Damn gurl, I'm proud.
 
What was most beautiful was the 1980 election. It was simply like "First Polls are closed - *BOOM* Reagan has been elected President."

Too bad I have yet to see an electoral map where its mostly blue.

Edit: Actually, never mind. For some reason that year, they switched the colors.
what's extra beautiful is that you have to go back an entire decade before i was born to find an electoral map that suits your fancy

here is a serious question for you

say Republicans lose in 2016, how will you feel?

as for me there are enough governmental checks and balances to keep me from being too upset if Republicans won

i survived George Bush, in the name of satan i can survive anything

edit: worth consideration also is the fact that Republicans have taken the popular vote in 1/6 of the past elections lol.
 
@TrippinKahlua @*Asterisk* you both ignored my informal warning further up the thread to keep discussion civil and calm, I've given you both 2 warning points expiring after 3 months.

For the last time- simmer down and have your disagreement like adults or I'll threadban you both.
 
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Remember when Cracked used to not totally consist of click-baity shitposts?
 
There's been a lot of jokes alright. When I was five, there were jokes about Marla.

He sure does have a history of scandals more than Hillary does!

I've also read many articles about how Obama mirror's Hitler. So there! Nobody is right or wrong. But you could also be... Right, or left!
 
I heard Americans choose who to vote based on who seems more like "someone I'd like to have a beer with." can you confirm/deny this, kiwis
 
I heard Americans choose who to vote based on who seems more like "someone I'd like to have a beer with." can you confirm/deny this, kiwis
This doesn't have to be a bad thing. A politician being a rotten person or not is usually the most important thing about them.

The problem, as the Clinton administration and @TrippinKahlua's posts show, is that many Americans are horrible judges of character.

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Remember when Cracked used to not totally consist of click-baity shitposts?

I decided to read the damn thing because of this post, and fuck me, what the hell's wrong with Adam Todd Brown? He actually fucking compared black people in this country to the Hitler Youth.

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Mention the parallels between Trump and Hitler to most people today, and they'll point out that things aren't nearly as bad in this country as they were in Germany at the time. What these people will all inevitably have in common is that they're white.

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Has anyone at Cracked ever heard of a little conflict called "The War to End All Wars", a little pandemic called "The Spanish Flu", and a little piece of German Legislation called "The Enabling Act"?

What? Thomas Edison didn't do any of those things? My fucking mistake!
 
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I just want america to be great again.

Is that to much to ask for?
 
This doesn't have to be a bad thing. A politician being a rotten person or not is usually the most important thing about them.

The problem, as the Clinton administration and @TrippinKahlua's posts show, is that many Americans are horrible judges of character.

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I decided to read the damn thing because of this post, and fuck me, what the hell's wrong with Adam Todd Brown? He actually fucking compared black people in this country to the Hitler Youth.



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Has anyone at Cracked ever heard of a little conflict called "The War to End All Wars", a little pandemic called "The Spanish Flu", and a little piece of German Legislation called "The Enabling Act"?

What? Thomas Edison didn't do any of those things? My fucking mistake!

Adam Todd Brown publishes shit like this all the time. Other common offenders are David Wong and J. F. Sargent. What's hilarious about these three is that they're all white hipsters who constantly talk about social justice and how important it is to give minorities a voice... and yet like 93% of Cracked's writing staff consists solely of white (usually straight) men. Apparently everyone else needs to be diverse, but it's okay for Cracked writers to talk over people.

Also, fuck anyone who minimizes the Holocaust by comparing it to the United States today. Are things perfect? Hell no. Are we living in a post-racial society? Unfortunately, no. But Jewish/disabled/Gypsy/Catholic/gay/etc people living in Nazi Germany would see the present-day U.S. as a fucking paradise simply because we're not rounding people up into ghettos and concentration camps, blatant discrimination is illegal, and everyone is equal before the law.

Talk to me about Hitler comparisons if Trump gets elected, creates a secret police force, and starts forcing Mexicans and black people from their homes into shitty, impoverished ghettos. Until then those comparisons are extremely offensive.
 
It's not Trump, true, but it shows the 'prediction' that America would be pretty interested in a 'straight man' with a simple proposition for greatness. I like Ray's idea of chicken better though.

It has to be sold convincingly. As Reagan did.

Trump is just too transparently an egomaniacal attention whore with no concern for anything but his own ego.
 
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